Nikki Haley Got Locked Out Of Her House
How slow is this particular news day? So slow that S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley caused a stir this morning You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
How slow is this particular news day? So slow that S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley caused a stir this morning You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Show me the video of Nikki “Prancerising” and then I’ll care.
She need sto prancerise.
She ain’t the brightest light on the tree.
And the elevator doesn’t go to the top floor either.
She needs a hid a key under the phony doggie poop.
Happens to Queen’s all the time.
They are accustomed to tossing their keys to someone else to open the door so they can go inside and disrobe
I did not think she was competent and now I know for sure.
The real travesty here is the SOB who let her back in. Our chance was missed.
Whoever let her back in needs their A$$ kicked and leave without pay, until a new Governor is elected.
I don’t believe a word of it. I suspect it is just another highly paid consultant looking for a way to make he look human.
Which she ain’t.
First its not her house. Second the voters next will evict the idiot.
Dare to dream.. I know I do.
But we don’t want the four of them back at Governor’s Grant.
Bigger news. On Thursday, she is apparently going to announce some industry in Chester County. The name is being withheld. So much so that Chester County Council is reportedly going to give third and final reading to the fee in lieu of tax agreement without putting the name of the industry in the ordinance. Patently illegal action being forced on a local government, (which really doesn’t care about transparency, either, but has in the past said that the name has to come out on third reading) by our “transparent” gov. http://www.onlinechester.com Local paper has paywall on its site, but an article on this, though short, appears to be outside it.
Some info here as well. http://chesterwhistle.wordpress.com/
Tomorrows headline: “Nikki take massive smelly dump: Why is she such a glutton with South Carolina’s money?”
This site is the home of non-stories.
This just in, one of the Kardashians farted. Which one was it, and why should you care? More at 11.
I don’t think she ever misplaced her passkey to the male dorms at Clemson!
A rather sordid reputation.
Our penis porcupine Governor!
Guessing the Koch Brothers and her other out of state handlers forgot to remind her to take her house key!!
Sending kids off to school? Isn’t the husband out of town being all patriotic and stuff? Can anyone verify that she wasn’t sneaking someone out the backdoor while the kids were getting themselves off to school? The sneakee probably ran off with the key to get back in tonight. But what do I know? I’m sure she’s an outstanding class-act of morality. She never does anything shady or beneath the line of acceptable.
Yes, I’m aware I’m twisting something mundane into a chance to poke at her infidelified (not a word but sticking with it) history. I know it’s a stretch and has no verifiable truth to it, but I don’t care. SC is also the least corrupt state in the U.S., so legitimate statements went to pot prior to me implying the g’ner has a high priority for her g’spot. I’m more accurate than that stories author.
Alert! Alert! Governor locks herself out of house in robe……….YAWN!!!!!
How can this story not involve Markie Sanford, clowns, a dwarf, and a selfie of Carlos Danger’s wang.
The importance of this article is that Nikki could have been kidnapped and held for ransom! Or for some deviant purposes – where was the Security Squad?
1500 homeless in Columbia and we dont hear a word from her about that ? WTF
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Let’s Lock Her Out For Good In 2014!