South Carolina ranks ninth in the nation in the amount of time its residents spend enjoying porn on the internet, according to a survey of site usage conducted by the adult website PornHub.com.
Palmetto State residents spend an average of 11 minutes and 18 seconds during their visits to the site – about forty seconds longer than the national average.
Take a look …
According to PornHub, the top three category searches of South Carolina users are “teen,” “milf” and “ebony.”
Fortunately for Palmetto State residents, there’s always Mississippi. Residents of the Magnolia State lead the nation in porn visit duration – averaging 11 minutes and 59 seconds per visit. Mississippi’s top categories? “Teen,” “creampie” and “milf.”
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Ebony teen MILFs huh? Man, you can’t make this stuff up, can you?
Note that the least time spent come from Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire, Mass., Connecticut, New Jersey, Washington, NY, and Maine before you FINALLY get to a real red state . . . and it’s Utah. Natch.
Point?
Bible Belt hypocrisy?
He/she didn’t say religion. he/she said ‘red state’. Politics, but I don’t get it.
The point is, red states like to see themselves as holier-than-thou, and it’s like most things . . . hypocritical.
It doesn’t comment on the percentage of population visiting the site. There could be just one person in SC using it for 11+ minutes and 7 million in NY using it for 10 minutes for all we know. There is no way to tell from these numbers what percentage are religious, conservative, democrat, or other demographics
Utah + white supremists = busy. They say it gets lonely out there in the wilds.
Is FITSNews still listed with PornHub?
Just curious, since it seems to be catching in some filters as a porn site.
I like gay porn….
Mack McQuade……
I believe the last time it was ‘bisexual’ or something like that?
Is teen ebony milf a step up from that?
“creampie” in Miss. ?
Wait…. WHAT?
There are sites on the internets that still show pictures of nekkid chicks??
TBG is outa here, suckas!!
“chubby + ebony + teen + MILF + tats + monster tits + fat azz”
OOPS!!….wrong site!!
*Frantically presses delete key…*
NSA monitoring porn website visits in SC??
So that’s 9th on Pornhub, not necesarily all porn, right? ‘Cause there are other places to find porn on the internets, ya know. And unless you have a mole at the NSA, i’m not sure how you can state that.
There’s a former porno actress now living in Irmo. She didn’t like the parts she was given to play with.
“Ebony” doesn’t surprise me, this is the land of Strom Thurmond.
How can you talk about SC and ‘porn'(art films),without mentioning,Rod Fontana?
He can act his butt off.
‘about forty seconds longer than the national average.’
Guys be edging…
11 minutes? Doesn’t take but 1!!! :)
In. Out. Repeat if necessary.
NewFITS even makes a potentially titillating story about porn dull as tapioca.
The computer is so impersonal. Why look at a screen for 11 minutes when you can play Soggy Biscuit with friends and (in Mississippi, SC, and West Virginia) relations?
WIKI: Soggy biscuit also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit or wet biscuit, is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.[1] It is thought to have originated in Australia sometime in the 1960s.[1] The game is also known in Australia as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits popular there.[2]
Although “soggy biscuit” is not necessarily associated with homosexuality, since the game does not require mutual masturbation or other contact, the idea and practice of the game is in keeping with the spirit of adolescent sexual exploration associated by many in the UK with public schools (UK) or private schools (Australia).[3]
Although the terminology may differ slightly, the notability of the game is such that variations on the theme are referred to in popular culture, examples including Stephen Fry’s The Liar, the German movie Crazy, and the episode of Blackadder, “Chains”.
According to the book Law of the Playground, 1866 men were asked: “How close have you got to the game of Soggy Biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?” 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game.
Information overload.
*Cleveland voice*
“That’s just naaaaaasty.”
Yup!
Although “soggy biscuit” is not necessarily associated with homosexuality,
FACT … over 50% of people now residing in South Carolina are transplants from other states. Hence, they were not born here, nor are they true South Carolinians.
“South Carolina ranks ninth in the nation in the amount of time its residents spend enjoying porn on the internet…”
Surely we can do better than that. Who’s ahead of us?
I know I’m doing my part to help.
So, the Red States apparently have more stamina than the Blue States, I’m okay with this.
Did they include FITS in the survey? That would explain the duration thing.