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Joe Biden To Iowa

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden will travel to Iowa next month to speak at a “steak fry” fundraiser for U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin. His appearance at the September 15 event – one of several visits he’s made to early primary states – signals his ongoing interest in a presidential campaign…

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden will travel to Iowa next month to speak at a “steak fry” fundraiser for U.S. Sen. Tom Harkin. His appearance at the September 15 event – one of several visits he’s made to early primary states – signals his ongoing interest in a presidential campaign in 2016.

Biden – who ran unsuccessfully for president in 1988 and 2008 – would face an uphill climb in the event he runs.

For starters, Hillary Clinton is the clear favorite to capture the next Democratic presidential nomination – and she will likely enjoy the support of U.S. President Barack Obama’s network after Bill Clinton agreed to enthusiastically embrace Obama’s 2012 reelection bid.

Biden is also 70 years old – and prone to frequent bouts of “foot-in-mouth” disease. And he’s a groper.

Obviously anything can happen in politics, but at this point Joe Biden seems highly unlikely to even make it out of his own party’s primary election …

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44 comments

Chris Wyman August 11, 2013 at 8:53 pm

Hillary is a failure

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 4:31 am

Yep. But if the Repuklicrats don’t turn their BS around real quick, she will be the next POTUS.

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Polyphemos August 12, 2013 at 12:44 pm

NO! NO! NO! I keep telling you, she is going to be assassinated by lawn gnomes!

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 12:53 pm

Wing and a prayer, huh?

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Polyphemos August 12, 2013 at 12:54 pm

Buck and wing and a prayer.. (is that racist?)

shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 3:21 pm

Not unless you’re referring to those darkey fixtures that used to adorn front yards. You know, the ones dressed as jockeys and holding a brass ring for guests (or the sheriff) to tie their horses to. (I know, bad grammar – but I’m in a hurry)….

Polyphemos August 13, 2013 at 9:14 pm

Now, I did not say that. I did not say that. Seriously, I did not say that. Otay?

shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 12:19 pm

Worse! From Arkansas onwards…………..

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Chris Wyman August 11, 2013 at 8:53 pm

Hillary is a failure

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 4:31 am

Yep. But if the Repuklicrats don’t turn their BS around real quick, she will be the next POTUS.

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Slartibartfast August 12, 2013 at 12:44 pm

NO! NO! NO! I keep telling you, she is going to be assassinated by lawn gnomes!

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 12:53 pm

Wing and a prayer, huh?

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Slartibartfast August 12, 2013 at 12:54 pm

Buck and wing and a prayer.. (is that racist?)

shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 3:21 pm

Not unless you’re referring to those darkey fixtures that used to adorn front yards. You know, the ones dressed as jockeys and holding a brass ring for guests (or the sheriff) to tie their horses to. (I know, bad grammar – but I’m in a hurry)….

Slartibartfast August 13, 2013 at 9:14 pm

Now, I did not say that. I did not say that. Seriously, I did not say that. Otay?

shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 12:19 pm

Worse! From Arkansas onwards…………..

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Polyphemos August 11, 2013 at 8:57 pm

I bought a shotgun.. ?

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 12:18 pm

— and I want it back!

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Polyphemos August 12, 2013 at 12:21 pm

PLEEEEEEZE tell me you have you seen the video..

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shifty henry August 13, 2013 at 9:56 am

Holy Simoly! That is clever! By the way, does anybody know what happened to the folks who used the “shotgun” defense? Seems like there were two stories – a man, and a woman?

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Slartibartfast August 11, 2013 at 8:57 pm

I bought a shotgun.. ?

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 12:18 pm

— and I want it back!

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Slartibartfast August 12, 2013 at 12:21 pm

PLEEEEEEZE tell me you have you seen the video..
“I Bought 2 Shotguns/Americans Could Be Killed By A Drone”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPzr1vzmGY

(aka “Flying Robots – Songify the News 3 “

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shifty henry August 13, 2013 at 9:56 am

Holy Simoly! That is clever! By the way, does anybody know what happened to the folks who used the “shotgun” defense? Seems like there were two stories – a man, and a woman?

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Stinky August 12, 2013 at 7:39 am

Biden is every bit and more the laughingstock as Palin, and he has managed to remain one heartbeat away from the Presidency. With a right wing dominated media. I guess Sarah would survive too….

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 9:42 am

Stinky – Have you ever thought how scary it is knowing this?
“one heartbeat away from the Presidency”

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The Colonel August 12, 2013 at 12:59 pm

You’re making the assumption that the Veep’s heart is actually beating. I think he was actually embalmed by an ancient Egyptian embalmer, you know the guys who shove a spoon up the nose of the dead to get all that gooey grey porridge out of the skull while going to great lengths to save all the other important organs… Bak-her Pharoh Obama and Mummy Biden, Bak-her!

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Stinky August 12, 2013 at 7:39 am

Biden is every bit and more the laughingstock as Palin, and he has managed to remain one heartbeat away from the Presidency. With a right wing dominated media. I guess Sarah would survive too….

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 9:42 am

Stinky – Have you ever thought how scary it is knowing this?
“one heartbeat away from the Presidency”

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The Colonel (R) August 12, 2013 at 12:59 pm

You’re making the assumption that the Veep’s heart is actually beating. I think he was actually embalmed by an ancient Egyptian embalmer, you know the guys who shove a spoon up the nose of the dead to get all that gooey grey porridge out of the skull while going to great lengths to save all the other important organs… Bak-her Pharoh Obama and Mummy Biden, Bak-her!

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 8:59 am

Biden in Iowa—
1. It’s great to be here in South Carolina!

2. I accept your nomination to be president of the United States.

3. Everybody’s says Ron Paul is such a smarty pants. Well let me tell you
something Mr. Paul: You don’t need to be that smart to be vice president!

4. Some people wrongly suggest I’m senile and have started forgetting things!
Some people wrongly suggest I’m senile and have started forgetting things!

5: It’s time now for a moment of silence in memory of one of the greatest football players of all time, Mr. Red Grange.

6. I’ll never believe it was Yoko Ono who broke up the Beatles. I’ll just
never believe it.

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 8:59 am

Biden in Iowa—
1. It’s great to be here in South Carolina!

2. I accept your nomination to be president of the United States.

3. Everybody’s says Ron Paul is such a smarty pants. Well let me tell you
something Mr. Paul: You don’t need to be that smart to be vice president!

4. Some people wrongly suggest I’m senile and have started forgetting things!
Some people wrongly suggest I’m senile and have started forgetting things!

5: It’s time now for a moment of silence in memory of one of the greatest football players of all time, Mr. Red Grange.

6. I’ll never believe it was Yoko Ono who broke up the Beatles. I’ll just
never believe it.

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Nölff August 12, 2013 at 9:07 am

Democrats may be stupid enough to let this guy win the nomination. Obama was dumb enough to make this guy VP twice, so it wouldn’t surprise me. Republicans probably won’t do any better with their candidate.

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 12:51 pm

Actually it was a brilliant move on Oshitforbrains part. He’s (biden) got big friends in congress. Makes for a nice long honey moon. Never underestimate the power of a buffoon holding a grenade launcher.

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Nölff August 12, 2013 at 9:07 am

Democrats may be stupid enough to let this guy win the nomination. Obama was dumb enough to make this guy VP twice, so it wouldn’t surprise me. Republicans probably won’t do any better with their candidate.

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 12:51 pm

Actually it was a brilliant move on Oshitforbrains part. He’s (biden) got big friends in congress. Makes for a nice long honey moon. Never underestimate the power of a buffoon holding a grenade launcher.

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The Colonel August 12, 2013 at 9:12 am

“Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.”

Joe Biden – Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008

Hell Joe, almost any mature, responsible, adult would have been a better choice than you.

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 12:50 pm

Or a muskrat. Just sayin’

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Polyphemos August 12, 2013 at 12:53 pm

Or a dead parrot.

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The Colonel (R) August 12, 2013 at 9:12 am

“Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.”

Joe Biden – Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008

Hell Joe, almost any mature, responsible, adult would have been a better choice than you.

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Frank Pytel August 12, 2013 at 12:50 pm

Or a muskrat. Just sayin’

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Slartibartfast August 12, 2013 at 12:53 pm

Or a dead parrot.

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GroperGroper August 13, 2013 at 9:51 am

Cannot wait for Hillary to win !

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GroperGroper August 13, 2013 at 9:51 am

Cannot wait for Hillary to win !

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