Tips For Nikki Haley?
S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley is getting some free campaign advice in a forthcoming newspaper column from a You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley is getting some free campaign advice in a forthcoming newspaper column from a You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Here’s a tip for Haley: file down those big azz teeth.
Tip #2 — buy a different color DRESS !!
Come on shifty. Don’t make me make you make me do your job for me, me? you!! Yeah, your job for you.
Frank, got you list above. Anyway, I had to hurry because I received a call that Sydney Leathers has made a porn video, and I needed to see the news article.
NSFW—-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384917/Anthony-Weiners-sexting-partner-Sydney-Leathers-starring-porn-video.html
I’ll save that one for da haus :)
Work on your upper torso. Eat whatever Sarah Palin eats.
Here’s a tip for Haley: file down those big azz teeth.
Tip #2 — buy a different color DRESS !!
Come on shifty. Don’t make me make you make me do your job for me, me? you!! Yeah, your job for you.
Frank, got you list above. Anyway, I had to hurry because I received a call that Sydney Leathers has made a porn video, and I needed to see the news article.
NSFW—-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384917/Anthony-Weiners-sexting-partner-Sydney-Leathers-starring-porn-video.html
I’ll save that one for da haus :)
Work on your upper torso. Eat whatever Sarah Palin eats.
Someone will probably beat me to this. Lets see who picks up on the most.
1. Gas Cards, etc. I believe that’s called buying votes?
2. I’m pretty sure your not allowed to have a media personality
3. Senior citizen cruises. Vote buying.
4. Wellness initiatives. Obonehead care.
5. Social Media. She lost everything with the fracking DOR hack. God knows what she would give out on oovoo (WTH is a oovoo?)
6. 12th graders with scholarships. I think that’s called the fracking LOTTO.
7. Work from home. When the hell is she ever at the office? Travels nearly as much as Moochelle.
8. Reception for insights from citizenry. BBBBwwwwahahahahahahahahahha.
9. Work from home deux. See # 5 above.
Too funny. Gotta Blast!! :)
Someone will probably beat me to this. Lets see who picks up on the most.
1. Gas Cards, etc. I believe that’s called buying votes?
2. I’m pretty sure your not allowed to have a media personality
3. Senior citizen cruises. Vote buying.
4. Wellness initiatives. Obonehead care.
5. Social Media. She lost everything with the fracking DOR hack. God knows what she would give out on oovoo (WTH is a oovoo?)
6. 12th graders with scholarships. I think that’s called the fracking LOTTO.
7. Work from home. When the hell is she ever at the office? Travels nearly as much as Moochelle.
8. Reception for insights from citizenry. BBBBwwwwahahahahahahahahahha.
9. Work from home deux. See # 5 above.
Too funny. Gotta Blast!! :)
Here’s a tip. Come clean about all your lies, enter a mental illness treatment program for pathological liars, and apologize to the citizens of this great state.
Here’s a tip. Come clean about all your lies, enter a mental illness treatment program for pathological liars, and apologize to the citizens of this great state.
The “Key” to Haley’s victory will be simple. Run as a Republican. Republicans in SC will vote for any republican regardless of character. Sending Sandford to congress is just the most recent evidence. Also, it migh be a good idea to NOT take advice from the Bauer campaign or the Perry campaign.
The “Key” to Haley’s victory will be simple. Run as a Republican. Republicans in SC will vote for any republican regardless of character. Sending Sandford to congress is just the most recent evidence. Also, it migh be a good idea to NOT take advice from the Bauer campaign or the Perry campaign.