Simon Cowell Is A Great Friend
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J.A.P.s can sniff out dough from a mile away and spread misery to everyone around her as she hunts it down. She’s a text book JAP.
HW – thanks for the chance to throw out a few good ones—–
[1] What’s the difference between Jewish women and Catholic women? Catholic women have fake jewelry and real orgasms.
[2] A JAP was arrested for raping a man. Fortunately it wasn’t a moving violation.
[3] Why don’t JAPs like blow jobs? JAPs don’t like any kind of job.
[4] A JAP asked her father for a hundred dollars to go shopping. “Eighty dollars,” he screamed, “what’re you gonna buy with fifty dollars?”
[5] A new disease is affecting JAPs. It’s called MAIDS – if they don’t get one, they die.
[6] What does a JAP say when she’s having sex? “Mom, I’ve got to hang up now..”
Hahahaha! Very nice round.
Thanks. It’s nice to lighten up the discussion panels now and then. But on a serious note, and speaking from my personal experiences, if a Jewish guy talks about Jewish women not liking sex –HE’S LYING! He just doesn’t want anyone fooling around with his women. My Jewish sweethearts never refused sex (drunk or sober) – they could wear me out.
J.A.P.s can sniff out dough from a mile away and spread misery to everyone around her as she hunts it down. She’s a text book JAP.
HW – thanks for the chance to throw out a few good ones—–
[1] What’s the difference between Jewish women and Catholic women? Catholic women have fake jewelry and real orgasms.
[2] A JAP was arrested for raping a man. Fortunately it wasn’t a moving violation.
[3] Why don’t JAPs like blow jobs? JAPs don’t like any kind of job.
[4] A JAP asked her father for a hundred dollars to go shopping. “Eighty dollars,” he screamed, “what’re you gonna buy with fifty dollars?”
[5] A new disease is affecting JAPs. It’s called MAIDS – if they don’t get one, they die.
[6] What does a JAP say when she’s having sex? “Mom, I’ve got to hang up now..”
Hahahaha! Very nice round.
Thanks. It’s nice to lighten up the discussion panels now and then. But on a serious note, and speaking from my personal experiences, if a Jewish guy talks about Jewish women not liking sex –HE’S LYING! He just doesn’t want anyone fooling around with his women. My Jewish sweethearts never refused sex (drunk or sober) – they could wear me out.
I’d hit that.
(The girl, not Simon.)
I’d hit that.
(The girl, not Simon.)