We don’t watch network talent programs, but for the last decade it’s been virtually impossible to turn on a television in the United States without seeing the smug face of British television personality Simon Cowell – longtime judge of music audition shows like American Idol and The X Factor.
Which is too bad … we know reality shows need people America “loves to hate” in order to drive up ratings, but Cowell is truly a special kind of arse (as they say in his homeland).
Case in point? The 53-year-old recently knocked up the wife of his one-time best friend – real estate mogul Andrew Silverman. In fact according to gossip website TMZ, socialite Lauren Silverman, 36, is 10 weeks pregnant with Cowell’s child.
What a classy guy, huh?
Cowell is probably laughing all the way to the bank though. He’s got a net worth of more than $320 million and his X Factor show is the second highest revenue-grossing program on television (behind American Idol).
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J.A.P.s can sniff out dough from a mile away and spread misery to everyone around her as she hunts it down. She’s a text book JAP.
HW – thanks for the chance to throw out a few good ones—–
[1] What’s the difference between Jewish women and Catholic women? Catholic women have fake jewelry and real orgasms.
[2] A JAP was arrested for raping a man. Fortunately it wasn’t a moving violation.
[3] Why don’t JAPs like blow jobs? JAPs don’t like any kind of job.
[4] A JAP asked her father for a hundred dollars to go shopping. “Eighty dollars,” he screamed, “what’re you gonna buy with fifty dollars?”
[5] A new disease is affecting JAPs. It’s called MAIDS – if they don’t get one, they die.
[6] What does a JAP say when she’s having sex? “Mom, I’ve got to hang up now..”
Hahahaha! Very nice round.
Thanks. It’s nice to lighten up the discussion panels now and then. But on a serious note, and speaking from my personal experiences, if a Jewish guy talks about Jewish women not liking sex –HE’S LYING! He just doesn’t want anyone fooling around with his women. My Jewish sweethearts never refused sex (drunk or sober) – they could wear me out.
J.A.P.s can sniff out dough from a mile away and spread misery to everyone around her as she hunts it down. She’s a text book JAP.
HW – thanks for the chance to throw out a few good ones—–
[1] What’s the difference between Jewish women and Catholic women? Catholic women have fake jewelry and real orgasms.
[2] A JAP was arrested for raping a man. Fortunately it wasn’t a moving violation.
[3] Why don’t JAPs like blow jobs? JAPs don’t like any kind of job.
[4] A JAP asked her father for a hundred dollars to go shopping. “Eighty dollars,” he screamed, “what’re you gonna buy with fifty dollars?”
[5] A new disease is affecting JAPs. It’s called MAIDS – if they don’t get one, they die.
[6] What does a JAP say when she’s having sex? “Mom, I’ve got to hang up now..”
Hahahaha! Very nice round.
Thanks. It’s nice to lighten up the discussion panels now and then. But on a serious note, and speaking from my personal experiences, if a Jewish guy talks about Jewish women not liking sex –HE’S LYING! He just doesn’t want anyone fooling around with his women. My Jewish sweethearts never refused sex (drunk or sober) – they could wear me out.
I’d hit that.
(The girl, not Simon.)
I’d hit that.
(The girl, not Simon.)