SCCPD IronyBecause it is such a well-oiled machine, the City of Columbia, S.C. police department (CPD) is hostiYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content. by FITSNewsJuly 30, 2013July 30, 201318 Because it is such a well-oiled machine, the City of Columbia, S.C. police department (CPD) is hostiYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Is this for real FITS?
Is this for real (see FP) – no picture — ???
Is this for real FITS?
Is this for real (see FP) – no picture — ???
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You failed to mention that former Capt. Randy will be doing a few sessions in the seminar.
They will be:
1. How to score dope on the down low from the evidence locker, or preferably your subordinates via perp shakedowns.
2. How to use dope to lure college co-eds into your love nest on the down low.
3. The elements of plausible deniability in situations under which control has been lost.
There will be side bars for extenuating circumstances, including:
A. How to protect yourself under session 3 scenarios above by potentially implicating your colleagues and cohorts.
B. Use of your authority under session 2 to intimidate potential witnesses
Crackers will be served during the sessions, but we’ll tell them what to do under the guise of “public service”.(pun intended)
Funny stuff.
“white crackers” – ?
Of course, are there any other kind?
You failed to mention that former Capt. Randy will be doing a few sessions in the seminar.
They will be:
1. How to score dope on the down low from the evidence locker, or preferably your subordinates via perp shakedowns.
2. How to use dope to lure college co-eds into your love nest on the down low.
3. The elements of plausible deniability in situations under which control has been lost.
There will be side bars for extenuating circumstances, including:
A. How to protect yourself under session 3 scenarios above by potentially implicating your colleagues and cohorts.
B. Use of your authority under session 2 to intimidate potential witnesses
Crackers will be served during the sessions, but we’ll tell them what to do under the guise of “public service”.(pun intended)
Funny stuff.
“white crackers” – ?
Of course, are there any other kind?
I have never heard of any agency or business making employees pay for required training.
I think FITSNEWS is confused…again.
Wonder whose pocket(s) the fees will find?
I have never heard of any agency or business making employees pay for required training.
I think FITSNEWS is confused…again.
Wonder whose pocket(s) the fees will find?