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It’s Hot Lawyer Time

We were sorta minding our business this weekend, rolling along absent-minded and aloof as we are known to do when someone noted a glaring dereliction of duty on our part. Our near-unpardonable sin? We haven’t conducted our pseudo-annual competition to determine the state’s hottest female lawyer (a.k.a. the recipient of…

We were sorta minding our business this weekend, rolling along absent-minded and aloof as we are known to do when someone noted a glaring dereliction of duty on our part.

Our near-unpardonable sin? We haven’t conducted our pseudo-annual competition to determine the state’s hottest female lawyer (a.k.a. the recipient of the coveted 2013 Alicia Florrick Award).

Seriously … we’re officially halfway through the year and we have totally neglected to do one of the only things making this website even halfway tolerable (okay, “halfway tolerable” is putting it generously, we’ll admit it).

What the hell is wrong with us? We’re not sure … but there’s no excuse (although the fact it was a hot lawyer from a small rural town in the Pee Dee who tipped us off to our negligence made this bitter pill a little easier to swallow).

Anyway, the Alicia Florrick Award – named after Julianna Margulies’ character on the CBS’ drama The Good Wife – is obviously a double-edged sword. It has made us plenty of new friends (including a few with benefits – KIDDING), but it has also made us plenty of enemies … which is the price we pay for playing with fire (and fragile egos).

Hell, one of last year’s finalists went so far as to de-friend our founding editor on Facebook … ouch, right?

So … how does this work? Easy: We’ve got a list of hotties (Stephanie Nye, Cristin Uricchio, Beth Bernstein etc.) already in mind for consideration, but as it does every year – the competition hinges around the submissions we receive from you: Our readers.

How do you nominate someone? Well, you can confidentially email us with a picture of the nominee (or a link to their official webpage) or submit their information through our tip wire. Or if you’d like, you can just post their name/ link in the comments section below.

After a couple of weeks, we’ll do a post with all of the submissions (for the purpose of getting your feedback) – then we’ll pull together five finalists and let you vote for the winner!

Summer fun? Damn straight!

Let the madness begin …

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80 comments

Finius Nullis June 30, 2013 at 9:26 pm

Those legs – Beth Bernstein?

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Finius Nullis June 30, 2013 at 9:26 pm

Those legs – Beth Bernstein?

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jimlewisowb June 30, 2013 at 9:53 pm

http://www.willcoxlaw.com/attorneys/williams.aspx

To some may not be the hottest but if my prayers are answered, will be soon

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Curious June 30, 2013 at 10:36 pm

Well-played, sir.

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Sailor June 30, 2013 at 10:44 pm

He’ll get 9″ ‘s vote!

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jimlewisowb June 30, 2013 at 9:53 pm

http://www.willcoxlaw.com/attorneys/williams.aspx

To some may not be the hottest but if my prayers are answered, will be soon

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Curious June 30, 2013 at 10:36 pm

Well-played, sir.

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Sailor June 30, 2013 at 10:44 pm

He’ll get 9″ ‘s vote!

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Arnold June 30, 2013 at 10:40 pm

Let me highly recommend Amy Clayton. Yowsers.
http://www.nexsenpruet.com/attorneys-office-202.html

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Sailor June 30, 2013 at 10:46 pm

Definitely HOT!!

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CorruptionInColumbia June 30, 2013 at 11:09 pm

YES!!!!!!

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Arnold June 30, 2013 at 10:40 pm

Let me highly recommend Amy Clayton. Yowsers.
http://www.nexsenpruet.com/attorneys-office-202.html

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Sailor June 30, 2013 at 10:46 pm

Definitely HOT!!

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CorruptionInColumbia June 30, 2013 at 11:09 pm

YES!!!!!!

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Polyphemos June 30, 2013 at 10:53 pm

Wakka – Wakkaaaaaaa!

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Slartibartfast June 30, 2013 at 10:53 pm

Wakka – Wakkaaaaaaa!

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9" July 1, 2013 at 2:15 am

turquoise eyes,multicolored chest hair,great man tits;forget the bitches,ya’ll

http://joewilson.house.gov/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEpSKMcEdOk

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9" July 1, 2013 at 2:15 am

turquoise eyes,multicolored chest hair,great man tits;forget the bitches,ya’ll

http://joewilson.house.gov/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEpSKMcEdOk

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Wilfred July 1, 2013 at 8:05 am

If Beth Bernstein is a finalist, you lost all credibility. She not only is not hot, she is manly and unattractive.

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Steve July 1, 2013 at 9:03 am

Ditto with Stephanie Nye (to anyone who actually knows her)

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Merkin Muffley July 1, 2013 at 11:13 pm

AKA “The Daywalker”

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Edcedc8 February 3, 2014 at 2:34 pm

gaaaaaaay

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Wilfred July 1, 2013 at 8:05 am

If Beth Bernstein is a finalist, you lost all credibility. She not only is not hot, she is manly and unattractive.

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Steve July 1, 2013 at 9:03 am

Ditto with Stephanie Nye (to anyone who actually knows her)

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Merkin Muffley July 1, 2013 at 11:13 pm

AKA “The Daywalker”

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Halfvast Conspirator July 1, 2013 at 9:26 am

Jean Toal

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Cicero July 1, 2013 at 11:06 pm

I was once behind her at Piggly Wiggly, and I swear on my dear children’s souls that her entire cart was 100% full of nothing but booze. Perhaps she was stocking up for a house party, but our eyes met and I sensed a great unease. “Madam Chief Justice, good to see you” or something like that was all I could say. Our eyes both darted to her cart, and then back up just as quickly.

She then whipped her cart around and stormed off, giving a little huff. The last thing I heard was an audible, but hushed, “Goddammit.” It was a weird day in South Carolina.

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Popeye the Sailor Man July 2, 2013 at 12:24 am

If this tall tale is true, it’s a pathetic statement about the pathetic state of our sad, sad state.

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Nixon's Upperlip July 2, 2013 at 5:39 pm

It was “hottest” lawyer not person with a law degree who has the largest penis.

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Halfvast Conspirator July 1, 2013 at 9:26 am

Jean Toal

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Cicero July 1, 2013 at 11:06 pm

I was once behind her at Piggly Wiggly, and I swear on my dear children’s souls that her entire cart was 100% full of nothing but booze. Perhaps she was stocking up for a house party, but our eyes met and I sensed a great unease. “Madam Chief Justice, good to see you” or something like that was all I could say. Our eyes both darted to her cart, and then back up just as quickly.

She then whipped her cart around and stormed off, giving a little huff. The last thing I heard was an audible, but hushed, “Goddammit.” It was a weird day in South Carolina.

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Popeye the Sailor Man July 2, 2013 at 12:24 am

If this tall tale is true, it’s a pathetic statement about the pathetic state of our sad, sad state.

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Nixon's Upperlip July 2, 2013 at 5:39 pm

It was “hottest” lawyer not person with a law degree who has the largest penis.

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CharlestonOne July 1, 2013 at 10:27 am Reply
CharlestonOne July 1, 2013 at 10:27 am Reply
CharlestonOne July 1, 2013 at 10:32 am

Jessica Lerer @ Strom Law Firm https://www.facebook.com/jessica.lerer.1

Melissa Mosier @ McWhirter Bellinger and Associates: https://www.facebook.com/#!/melissa.g.mosier?fref=ts

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CharlestonOne July 1, 2013 at 10:32 am

Jessica Lerer @ Strom Law Firm https://www.facebook.com/jessica.lerer.1

Melissa Mosier @ McWhirter Bellinger and Associates: https://www.facebook.com/#!/melissa.g.mosier?fref=ts

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Silly Rabbit July 1, 2013 at 11:05 am

How about Bruce Bannister? Maybe you should start a hot legislator contest too.

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Silly Rabbit July 1, 2013 at 11:05 am

How about Bruce Bannister? Maybe you should start a hot legislator contest too.

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See Shells July 1, 2013 at 1:03 pm

You are a sexist pig !

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See Shells July 1, 2013 at 1:03 pm

You are a sexist pig !

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disqus_BBDFSfiBQF July 1, 2013 at 1:22 pm

Leah Moody, and it’s not close.

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Meh July 1, 2013 at 1:48 pm Reply
Meh July 1, 2013 at 1:48 pm Reply
Bill July 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=o8DRUZaMFoKg9QSO54DwAw&q=elizabeth+taylor+sc+house+of+representatives+columbia+sc&oq=elizabeth+taylor+sc+house+of+representatives+columbia+sc&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.12…61944.79275.0.80473.30.29.1.0.0.0.270.5791.0j18j11.29.0…0.0…1c.1.18.mobile-gws-serp.naruWNV9t2o&biw=360&bih=519&sei=98DRUZigJYq09QT–oHgAg#biv=i%7C17%3Bd%7C75qYNP-NGuKTwM%3A

Elizabeth Taylor… yes that’s her name is smoking hot. She is council for the idiots in the House. Oh and it gets better…. she used to be a gymnast.

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Naive Homeschooler July 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

I didn’t know that lawyers were hotter than people in other professions. Is it because of the thick suits they must wear, or are courtrooms not properly ventilated?

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Bill July 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=o8DRUZaMFoKg9QSO54DwAw&q=elizabeth+taylor+sc+house+of+representatives+columbia+sc&oq=elizabeth+taylor+sc+house+of+representatives+columbia+sc&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.12…61944.79275.0.80473.30.29.1.0.0.0.270.5791.0j18j11.29.0…0.0…1c.1.18.mobile-gws-serp.naruWNV9t2o&biw=360&bih=519&sei=98DRUZigJYq09QT–oHgAg#biv=i%7C17%3Bd%7C75qYNP-NGuKTwM%3A

Elizabeth Taylor… yes that’s her name is smoking hot. She is council for the idiots in the House. Oh and it gets better…. she used to be a gymnast.

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Naive Homeschooler July 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

I didn’t know that lawyers were hotter than people in other professions. Is it because of the thick suits they must wear, or are courtrooms not properly ventilated?

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Name July 1, 2013 at 3:18 pm

Jessica Goodfellow (formerly Peters)…smart as hell and a body that won’t quit.

http://www.midlandsbiz.com/articles/9640/

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Name July 1, 2013 at 3:18 pm

Jessica Goodfellow (formerly Peters)…smart as hell and a body that won’t quit.

http://www.midlandsbiz.com/articles/9640/

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Hugh July 1, 2013 at 9:49 pm

A healthy chest & looks good from afar but these 12 pictures disqualify her — bad skin & funny hair. http://www.thestate.com/2013/03/09/2668611/templeton.html Sorry! I vote Bernstein — pretty, good hair, smile, hips, rack & legs.

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Hugh July 1, 2013 at 9:49 pm

A healthy chest & looks good from afar but these 12 pictures disqualify her — bad skin & funny hair. http://www.thestate.com/2013/03/09/2668611/templeton.html Sorry! I vote Bernstein — pretty, good hair, smile, hips, rack & legs.

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mph July 2, 2013 at 11:56 am

How about lush and sociopath? My ex would win that hands down.

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mph July 2, 2013 at 11:56 am

How about lush and sociopath? My ex would win that hands down.

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JHT July 2, 2013 at 5:19 pm

Amber Carter. She is also Toal and Liz Crum follower

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JHT July 2, 2013 at 5:19 pm

Amber Carter. She is also Toal and Liz Crum follower

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DCH July 9, 2013 at 10:26 am

Jessica Lerer

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DCH July 9, 2013 at 10:26 am

Jessica Lerer

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Laura Mahan July 12, 2013 at 9:58 pm

Laurentaylorlaw.com

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Laura Mahan July 12, 2013 at 9:58 pm

Laurentaylorlaw.com

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John July 12, 2013 at 10:06 pm

Lauren Taylor is not only beautiful, but a great attorney!

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John July 12, 2013 at 10:06 pm

Lauren Taylor is not only beautiful, but a great attorney!

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Sam July 13, 2013 at 9:55 pm

Jessica Godwin is not just a brunette bombshell; she has the brains to match her looks!

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Sam July 13, 2013 at 9:55 pm

Jessica Godwin is not just a brunette bombshell; she has the brains to match her looks!

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Ctb July 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm

Chek out @locavorelawyer’s twitter pic

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Ctb July 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm

Chek out @locavorelawyer’s twitter pic

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Vox August 4, 2013 at 4:16 am

What about Auful Nauful? http://www.hsblawfirm.com/people/97/tara-e-nauful She used to teach aerobics at The Firm. Now she “finds creative solutions for creditors faced with problem loans.” Heart of gold, right?

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Vox August 4, 2013 at 4:16 am

What about Auful Nauful? http://www.hsblawfirm.com/people/97/tara-e-nauful She used to teach aerobics at The Firm. Now she “finds creative solutions for creditors faced with problem loans.” Heart of gold, right?

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Stubbs September 23, 2013 at 8:22 pm

I vote Lauren Taylor no doubt!

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