Another SC Senator Has A Love Child?
A few years back this website reported on a S.C. Senator from the Midlands region of the state who hYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Unless he’s running on a family values platform, who gives a shit?
Actually even if he is running on a family values platform, nobody would give a shit. Not when South Carolinians will elect a guy to Congress who left his wife and children on Father’s Day weekend to visit his mistress.
Unless he’s running on a family values platform, who gives a shit?
Actually even if he is running on a family values platform, nobody would give a shit. Not when South Carolinians will elect a guy to Congress who left his wife and children on Father’s Day weekend to visit his mistress.
So there are parts of South Carolina that aren’t rural?
A classic question for the ages! Wish I had thought of it.
Actually South Carolina is divided into 5 regions
Urban
Suburban
Rural
Backwards
Fubar (fucked up beyond all recognition)
Of the 46 Counties in the State all but 3 are officially classified as Fubar
Only the square mile that is downtown Greenville.
Damn straight.
So there are parts of South Carolina that aren’t rural?
A classic question for the ages! Wish I had thought of it.
Actually
Only the square mile that is downtown Greenville.
Damn straight.
I noticed that Xavier is Mulatto.
I always pegged Jake as a racist. It’s funny how many bury those feelings when it comes to poon.
….and obviously they don’t wrap them feelings up, before they bury them…
Don’t know JK, but I’ve seen enough pics to assume it has a lot to do with
A) Beggars can’t be choosers.
and
B) Any port in a storm.
We’ll have to cross examine Ol’ Knocky to know fer sure, I recommend the Fletcher/Jim Carrey accusitorial cross examination method:
“You slammed her! You dunked her donut! You gave her dog a Snausage! YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!”
I’d imagine that’s the only way we are getting a confession of this mixed race magnitude out of Jake.
I noticed that Xavier is Mulatto.
I always pegged Jake as a racist. It’s funny how many bury those feelings when it comes to poon.
….and obviously they don’t wrap them feelings up, before they bury them…
Don’t know JK, but I’ve seen enough pics to assume it has a lot to do with
A) Beggars can’t be choosers.
and
B) Any port in a storm.
We’ll have to cross examine Ol’ Knocky to know fer sure, I recommend the Fletcher/Jim Carrey accusitorial cross examination method:
“You slammed her! You dunked her donut! You gave her dog a Snausage! YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!”
I’d imagine that’s the only way we are getting a confession of this mixed race magnitude out of Jake.
yawn
yawn
This guy?
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/member.php?code=1479545277
Sounds about right.
If so, I guess Curious will have to give a shit.
Alright then, Bubba, I stand corrected. A pastor with a love child is most certainly a hypocrite. But Gillon’s point below is a good one – Mark Sanford. At least Marky Mark wrapped it up (or maybe got it snipped after those four boys).
Senator Chlamydia C. Pinckney
Who in the hell would name their kid after a venereal disease
Oh, I am truly sorry their Clementa, right Church wrong Pew
This guy?
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/member.php?code=1479545277
Sounds about right.
If so, I guess Curious will have to give a shit.
Alright then, Bubba, I stand corrected. A pastor with a love child is most certainly a hypocrite. But Gillon’s point below is a good one – Mark Sanford. At least Marky Mark wrapped it up (or maybe got it snipped after those four boys).
Senator Chlamydia C. Pinckney
Who in the hell would name their kid after a venereal disease
Oh, I am truly sorry there Clementa, right Church wrong Pew
God damn, SC has more bastard children than all of Westeros.
God damn, SC has more bastard children than all of Westeros.
Knocky, a son named Xavier?????? Truly the funniest damned thing I have heard this year. I hope he sports corn rows and wears plenty of gold.
Rest assured that even if he sports corn rows & a gold grille that he’ll always have more class than Jake.
Damn, I could have sworn it would be Knocky pregnant with Peeler’s love child!
Now THAT would have been an ugly child.
You are on target! Ever seen any of Peeler’s offspring? Course they had no where from which looks could come….whew!
Google his pic – looks just like Knotts, only darker. Poor dude.
Knocky, a son named Xavier?????? Truly the funniest damned thing I have heard this year. I hope he sports corn rows and wears plenty of gold.
Rest assured that even if he sports corn rows & a gold grille that he’ll always have more class than Jake.
Damn, I could have sworn it would be Knocky pregnant with Peeler’s love child!
Now THAT would have been an ugly child.
You are on target! Ever seen any of Peeler’s offspring? Course they had no where from which looks could come….whew!
Google his pic – looks just like Knotts, only darker. Poor dude.
Sympathies to Xavier Smith…………if true.
“Like”
Sympathies to Xavier Smith…………if true.
“Like”
So, how long will you tease us?
So, how long will you tease us?
Like someone would be shocked about a black man having a child out of wedlock. That’s not news unless you are Kanye West and your baby mama is a Kardashian.
Like someone would be shocked about a black man having a child out of wedlock. That’s not news unless you are Kanye West and your baby mama is a Kardashian.
A turkey was chatting with a bull, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree” sighed the turkey,”but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “It’s full of nutrients.”
The turkey picked up a lump of dong, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lower branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BS might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
A turkey was chatting with a bull, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree” sighed the turkey,”but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “It’s full of nutrients.”
The turkey picked up a lump of dong, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lower branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BS might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Knotts will tell you there is no relationship between being racist and piece of ass
Knotts will tell you there is no relationship between being racist and piece of ass
Black Democrat from a Rural SC District…..I’m guessing Yancey McGill. He may look white, but he’s black on the inside.
Black Democrat from a Rural SC District…..I’m guessing Yancey McGill. He may look white, but he’s black on the inside.
Jesus… He does look like his old man with a much better tan.
http://www.homes.com/Agent/3454852/Xavier-Smith/
Fell out of his back pocket.
Jesus… He does look like his old man with a much better tan.
http://www.homes.com/Agent/3454852/Xavier-Smith/
Fell out of his back pocket.
The State reports this week that Sperm’s son, Paul Thurmond, now a S.C. state senator, is number five on the list of legislators “earning” money from the state — $780,000 — that he “earned” by suing the Medical University.
He’s behind Jenny Horne, a S.C. state representative, who “earned” $985,000 from the Workers Compensation Commission.
The State reports this week that Sperm’s son, Paul Thurmond, now a S.C. state senator, is number five on the list of legislators “earning” money from the state — $780,000 — that he “earned” by suing the Medical University.
He’s behind Jenny Horne, a S.C. state representative, who “earned” $985,000 from the Workers Compensation Commission.
well,as far as tips go,it’s still hard(so to speak) to believe ,you haven’t outed SC’s best-looking(IMO),politician,butt …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkFNr2hiC6c
well,as far as tips go,it’s still hard(so to speak) to believe ,you haven’t outed SC’s best-looking(IMO),politician,butt …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkFNr2hiC6c
The rumor of the love child, Xavier Smith, came from the past during the time period Jake was a cop at the City of Columbia. The mother was an informant of Jaes and also a knownn prostitute. Now the clincher, who also worked with Jake while he was at City of Columbia PD and now sits on the circuit court bench? Hmmmmmmmm, Jake also pushed for him to be put on the bench. This person also has a love child from the same period Jake love child was born. The women was also an African American female know to be a prostitute and worked the area wher this person and Jake patrolled. What is his name? Hmmmmm. Well I might think of it later. I will let the comments after this post refresh my memory.
The rumor of the love child, Xavier Smith, came from the past during the time period Jake was a cop at the City of Columbia. The mother was an informant of Jaes and also a knownn prostitute. Now the clincher, who also worked with Jake while he was at City of Columbia PD and now sits on the circuit court bench? Hmmmmmmmm, Jake also pushed for him to be put on the bench. This person also has a love child from the same period Jake love child was born. The women was also an African American female know to be a prostitute and worked the area wher this person and Jake patrolled. What is his name? Hmmmmm. Well I might think of it later. I will let the comments after this post refresh my memory.
I’ve been told I look half black. The lower half.
I’ve been told I look half black. The lower half.