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Another SC Senator Has A Love Child?

A few years back this website reported on a S.C. Senator from the Midlands region of the state who had what we referred to as a “Strom problem.” In other words, this white “Republican” had allegedly sired a child of mixed race out of wedlock like former U.S. Sen. Strom…

A few years back this website reported on a S.C. Senator from the Midlands region of the state who had what we referred to as a “Strom problem.”

In other words, this white “Republican” had allegedly sired a child of mixed race out of wedlock like former U.S. Sen. Strom Thurmond – whose biracial daughter Essie Mae Washington-Williams revealed the truth about her father to the world in 2003.

At the time we never identified the lawmaker in question, but everyone at the S.C. State House knew we were talking about former State Sen. Jakie Knotts (RINO-Lexington) and the man reported to be his son, local real estate agent Xavier Smith.

Anyway … this week we received a tip about another South Carolina Senator who has allegedly fathered a child out of wedlock. Except this time the Senator in question is a black Democrat from a rural Palmetto State district.

And this time we promise not to string the tease out for six years …

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70 comments

Curious June 28, 2013 at 2:08 pm

Unless he’s running on a family values platform, who gives a shit?

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gillon June 28, 2013 at 5:37 pm

Actually even if he is running on a family values platform, nobody would give a shit. Not when South Carolinians will elect a guy to Congress who left his wife and children on Father’s Day weekend to visit his mistress.

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 2:08 pm

Unless he’s running on a family values platform, who gives a shit?

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gillon June 28, 2013 at 5:37 pm

Actually even if he is running on a family values platform, nobody would give a shit. Not when South Carolinians will elect a guy to Congress who left his wife and children on Father’s Day weekend to visit his mistress.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 2:11 pm

So there are parts of South Carolina that aren’t rural?

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Richard June 28, 2013 at 2:52 pm

A classic question for the ages! Wish I had thought of it.

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Actually South Carolina is divided into 5 regions

Urban
Suburban
Rural
Backwards
Fubar (fucked up beyond all recognition)

Of the 46 Counties in the State all but 3 are officially classified as Fubar

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southmauldin June 28, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Only the square mile that is downtown Greenville.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Damn straight.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 2:11 pm

So there are parts of South Carolina that aren’t rural?

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Richard June 28, 2013 at 2:52 pm

A classic question for the ages! Wish I had thought of it.

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Actually

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southmauldin June 28, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Only the square mile that is downtown Greenville.

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Damn straight.

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Honkey Whitebread June 28, 2013 at 2:16 pm

I noticed that Xavier is Mulatto.

I always pegged Jake as a racist. It’s funny how many bury those feelings when it comes to poon.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 28, 2013 at 3:02 pm

….and obviously they don’t wrap them feelings up, before they bury them…

Don’t know JK, but I’ve seen enough pics to assume it has a lot to do with

A) Beggars can’t be choosers.

and

B) Any port in a storm.

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Honkey Whitebread June 28, 2013 at 3:06 pm

We’ll have to cross examine Ol’ Knocky to know fer sure, I recommend the Fletcher/Jim Carrey accusitorial cross examination method:

“You slammed her! You dunked her donut! You gave her dog a Snausage! YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!”

I’d imagine that’s the only way we are getting a confession of this mixed race magnitude out of Jake.

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Honkey Whitebread June 28, 2013 at 2:16 pm

I noticed that Xavier is Mulatto.

I always pegged Jake as a racist. It’s funny how many bury those feelings when it comes to poon.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 28, 2013 at 3:02 pm

….and obviously they don’t wrap them feelings up, before they bury them…

Don’t know JK, but I’ve seen enough pics to assume it has a lot to do with

A) Beggars can’t be choosers.

and

B) Any port in a storm.

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Honkey Whitebread June 28, 2013 at 3:06 pm

We’ll have to cross examine Ol’ Knocky to know fer sure, I recommend the Fletcher/Jim Carrey accusitorial cross examination method:

“You slammed her! You dunked her donut! You gave her dog a Snausage! YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!”

I’d imagine that’s the only way we are getting a confession of this mixed race magnitude out of Jake.

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Comrade1917 June 28, 2013 at 2:22 pm

yawn

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Comrade1917 June 28, 2013 at 2:22 pm

yawn

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 2:42 pm Reply
TontoBubbaGoldstein June 28, 2013 at 2:56 pm

Sounds about right.

If so, I guess Curious will have to give a shit.

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:48 pm

Alright then, Bubba, I stand corrected. A pastor with a love child is most certainly a hypocrite. But Gillon’s point below is a good one – Mark Sanford. At least Marky Mark wrapped it up (or maybe got it snipped after those four boys).

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Senator Chlamydia C. Pinckney

Who in the hell would name their kid after a venereal disease

Oh, I am truly sorry their Clementa, right Church wrong Pew

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GreenvilleLwyr June 28, 2013 at 2:42 pm Reply
TontoBubbaGoldstein June 28, 2013 at 2:56 pm

Sounds about right.

If so, I guess Curious will have to give a shit.

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:48 pm

Alright then, Bubba, I stand corrected. A pastor with a love child is most certainly a hypocrite. But Gillon’s point below is a good one – Mark Sanford. At least Marky Mark wrapped it up (or maybe got it snipped after those four boys).

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jimlewisowb June 28, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Senator Chlamydia C. Pinckney

Who in the hell would name their kid after a venereal disease

Oh, I am truly sorry there Clementa, right Church wrong Pew

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Smirks June 28, 2013 at 2:49 pm

God damn, SC has more bastard children than all of Westeros.

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Smirks June 28, 2013 at 2:49 pm

God damn, SC has more bastard children than all of Westeros.

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Knoc Knoc who dat? Xavier June 28, 2013 at 2:55 pm

Knocky, a son named Xavier?????? Truly the funniest damned thing I have heard this year. I hope he sports corn rows and wears plenty of gold.

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Honkey Whitebread June 28, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Rest assured that even if he sports corn rows & a gold grille that he’ll always have more class than Jake.

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wink and nod June 28, 2013 at 7:48 pm

Damn, I could have sworn it would be Knocky pregnant with Peeler’s love child!

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Now THAT would have been an ugly child.

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Noonie June 29, 2013 at 6:51 pm

You are on target! Ever seen any of Peeler’s offspring? Course they had no where from which looks could come….whew!

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 8:34 pm

Google his pic – looks just like Knotts, only darker. Poor dude.

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Knoc Knoc who dat? Xavier June 28, 2013 at 2:55 pm

Knocky, a son named Xavier?????? Truly the funniest damned thing I have heard this year. I hope he sports corn rows and wears plenty of gold.

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Honkey Whitebread June 28, 2013 at 3:08 pm

Rest assured that even if he sports corn rows & a gold grille that he’ll always have more class than Jake.

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wink and nod June 28, 2013 at 7:48 pm

Damn, I could have sworn it would be Knocky pregnant with Peeler’s love child!

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Now THAT would have been an ugly child.

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Noonie June 29, 2013 at 6:51 pm

You are on target! Ever seen any of Peeler’s offspring? Course they had no where from which looks could come….whew!

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Curious June 28, 2013 at 8:34 pm

Google his pic – looks just like Knotts, only darker. Poor dude.

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bogart June 28, 2013 at 3:20 pm

Sympathies to Xavier Smith…………if true.

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Dan June 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm

“Like”

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bogart June 28, 2013 at 3:20 pm

Sympathies to Xavier Smith…………if true.

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Dan June 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm

“Like”

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tomstickler June 28, 2013 at 3:28 pm

So, how long will you tease us?

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tomstickler June 28, 2013 at 3:28 pm

So, how long will you tease us?

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SCSCUM June 28, 2013 at 3:34 pm

Like someone would be shocked about a black man having a child out of wedlock. That’s not news unless you are Kanye West and your baby mama is a Kardashian.

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SCSCUM June 28, 2013 at 3:34 pm

Like someone would be shocked about a black man having a child out of wedlock. That’s not news unless you are Kanye West and your baby mama is a Kardashian.

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Tom June 28, 2013 at 4:23 pm

A turkey was chatting with a bull, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree” sighed the turkey,”but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “It’s full of nutrients.”
The turkey picked up a lump of dong, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lower branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BS might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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Tom June 28, 2013 at 4:23 pm

A turkey was chatting with a bull, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree” sighed the turkey,”but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “It’s full of nutrients.”
The turkey picked up a lump of dong, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lower branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: BS might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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Jim June 28, 2013 at 4:29 pm

Knotts will tell you there is no relationship between being racist and piece of ass

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OK June 28, 2013 at 4:29 pm

Knotts will tell you there is no relationship between being racist and piece of ass

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JC June 28, 2013 at 5:38 pm

Black Democrat from a Rural SC District…..I’m guessing Yancey McGill. He may look white, but he’s black on the inside.

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JC June 28, 2013 at 5:38 pm

Black Democrat from a Rural SC District…..I’m guessing Yancey McGill. He may look white, but he’s black on the inside.

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scyankee June 28, 2013 at 9:08 pm

Jesus… He does look like his old man with a much better tan.

http://www.homes.com/Agent/3454852/Xavier-Smith/

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Jay Ellington July 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm

Fell out of his back pocket.

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scyankee June 28, 2013 at 9:08 pm

Jesus… He does look like his old man with a much better tan.

http://www.homes.com/Agent/3454852/Xavier-Smith/

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli July 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm

Fell out of his back pocket.

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Dolph June 29, 2013 at 2:16 pm

The State reports this week that Sperm’s son, Paul Thurmond, now a S.C. state senator, is number five on the list of legislators “earning” money from the state — $780,000 — that he “earned” by suing the Medical University.

He’s behind Jenny Horne, a S.C. state representative, who “earned” $985,000 from the Workers Compensation Commission.

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Dolph June 29, 2013 at 2:16 pm

The State reports this week that Sperm’s son, Paul Thurmond, now a S.C. state senator, is number five on the list of legislators “earning” money from the state — $780,000 — that he “earned” by suing the Medical University.

He’s behind Jenny Horne, a S.C. state representative, who “earned” $985,000 from the Workers Compensation Commission.

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9" June 29, 2013 at 10:52 pm

well,as far as tips go,it’s still hard(so to speak) to believe ,you haven’t outed SC’s best-looking(IMO),politician,butt …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkFNr2hiC6c

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9" June 29, 2013 at 10:52 pm

well,as far as tips go,it’s still hard(so to speak) to believe ,you haven’t outed SC’s best-looking(IMO),politician,butt …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkFNr2hiC6c

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Tommy July 1, 2013 at 11:29 am

The rumor of the love child, Xavier Smith, came from the past during the time period Jake was a cop at the City of Columbia. The mother was an informant of Jaes and also a knownn prostitute. Now the clincher, who also worked with Jake while he was at City of Columbia PD and now sits on the circuit court bench? Hmmmmmmmm, Jake also pushed for him to be put on the bench. This person also has a love child from the same period Jake love child was born. The women was also an African American female know to be a prostitute and worked the area wher this person and Jake patrolled. What is his name? Hmmmmm. Well I might think of it later. I will let the comments after this post refresh my memory.

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Tommy July 1, 2013 at 11:29 am

The rumor of the love child, Xavier Smith, came from the past during the time period Jake was a cop at the City of Columbia. The mother was an informant of Jaes and also a knownn prostitute. Now the clincher, who also worked with Jake while he was at City of Columbia PD and now sits on the circuit court bench? Hmmmmmmmm, Jake also pushed for him to be put on the bench. This person also has a love child from the same period Jake love child was born. The women was also an African American female know to be a prostitute and worked the area wher this person and Jake patrolled. What is his name? Hmmmmm. Well I might think of it later. I will let the comments after this post refresh my memory.

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Jay Ellington July 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm

I’ve been told I look half black. The lower half.

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli July 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm

I’ve been told I look half black. The lower half.

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