Earlier this month we alerted our readers to the train smoke hotness of Alyssa Arce – specifically her uber-sexy exploits on photo-sharing website Instagram.
Missed that post? Educate thyself …
Anyway, as we mentioned in that article, Arce – a native of Horry County, S.C. – is Playboy magazine’s Miss July 2013.
Her pictorial, entitled “Built for Speed,” shows this 5-foot-7, 114-pound hazel-eyed bombshell from almost every angle … all of which are (of course) positive scintillating. In fact here are three NSFW (a.k.a. “Not Safe for Work”) high resolution scans from the issue …
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Pics: Via
Wanna see more? Go buy the issue … it’s on newsstands now.
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Move over, Vanna!
Move over, Vanna!
Her Momma and Daddy be real proud. Uhuh.
Why did you bother looking? Are you a Baptist?
She looks just like your daughter.
Which I’m sure has your mom wondering where all her lotion is.
Now put the lotion on your skin, Joe “Squishy” Dirt.
Squishy123 be her Momma.
Squishy123 be real proud!
Why did you bother looking? Are you a Baptist?
Squishy123 is a wet fart..
Which I’m sure has your mom wondering where all her lotion is.
LOL … you put dat lotion on your skin, Joe “Squishy” Dirt.
When’s hairy bush coming back into style?
Start dating hippies! Seriously, I love a good muff dive!
Boz, can we get a witness? Praise the Lord…
I like the hair, not the hippie smell so much.
Hippies don’t wash down there enough for my liking. When they bother, you can bet it’s natural lemon fragrance and shit like that, but they’ll run 5 miles and think they are OK for sex to save a couple gallons of water.
When’s hairy bush coming back into style?
Start dating hippies! Seriously, I love a good muff dive!
Boz, can we get a witness? Praise the Lord…
I like the hair, not the hippie smell so much.
Hippies don’t wash down there enough for my liking. When they bother, you can bet it’s natural lemon fragrance and shit like that, but they’ll run 5 miles and think they are OK for sex to save a couple gallons of water.
Excellent job, whoever cropped the photo.
Excellent job, whoever cropped the photo.
Might have to take the day off today. Hmm?
Might have to take the day off today. Hmm?
Well we can safely assume she doesn’t have the crabs.
Def real. Check out any video you can find of her and you’ll see ’em jiggle like jello.
Well we can safely assume she doesn’t have the crabs.
Def real. Check out any video you can find of her and you’ll see ’em jiggle like jello.
I do love the beach…
I do love the beach…
You really need to find another word than “bombshell” to describe a good looking woman. Also, and thank the good Lord you didn’t use the phrase here, “built like a brick barnyard” is just something that you made up. The expression is “built like a brick sh!t house” or simply “built like a brick house.”
Finally, I like to see HER on TOP
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You really need to find another word than “bombshell” to describe a good looking woman. Also, and thank the good Lord you didn’t use the phrase here, “built like a brick barnyard” is just something that you made up. The expression is “built like a brick sh!t house” or simply “built like a brick house.”
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Nice looking hot babe with a fine arce I guess. It’s great to have S.C. getting good pub
for a change.
Oh I’d hit it.
Nice looking hot babe with a fine arce I guess. It’s great to have S.C. getting good pub
for a change.
Oh I’d hit it.
The boobs are fakes, guys. Sorry to spoil your fun.
The boobs are fakes, guys. Sorry to spoil your fun.
Nice rack, but it’s store-bought.
Nice rack, but it’s store-bought.
Her silicon gel implants will last 5000 years or more!
No surgical scars under breasts, nice work.
Her silicon gel implants should last 5000 years or more.
fits, i wnjoy looking at scantily and in this case not clad at all wome as much as the next hehtero male, but you really cheapen your web site when you put porn on here. i know it may drive up the hits, but it just cheapens the whole prodct you are trying to put forth. consider sticking to the news, etc. there’s plenty of asshole stuff in SC to write about that will entertain visitors to yoru site without putting photos on there like this
how long did you look at the pictures?
fits, i wnjoy looking at scantily and in this case not clad at all wome as much as the next hehtero male, but you really cheapen your web site when you put porn on here. i know it may drive up the hits, but it just cheapens the whole prodct you are trying to put forth. consider sticking to the news, etc. there’s plenty of asshole stuff in SC to write about that will entertain visitors to yoru site without putting photos on there like this
how long did you look at the pictures?