John Boehner: This Explains A Lot
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I know that you feel you have conquered SC and must now move on to greener pastures and bigger fish fries. I also know the step from the SC Minor League to the Washington Big League is daunting.
You remind me a bit of legendary Washington columnist/muckracker Jack Anderson back in the day, only not a smart, not as well sourced, and not as judicious in picking the battles or subject matter.
It ought to get real interesting as you begin your focus on conquering Washington.
I know that you feel you have conquered SC and must now move on to greener pastures and bigger fish fries. I also know the step from the SC Minor League to the Washington Big League is daunting.
You remind me a bit of legendary Washington columnist/muckracker Jack Anderson back in the day, only not a smart, not as well sourced, and not as judicious in picking the battles or subject matter.
It ought to get real interesting as you begin your focus on conquering Washington.
A Senator and his wife were lying in bed when she said, “Stop talking about politics. Can’t you talk about anything else? Honey, let’s talk about sex!”
The Senator looks at her and says, “Fine. How many times a week do you think the President gets laid?”
A Senator and his wife were lying in bed when she said, “Stop talking about politics. Can’t you talk about anything else? Honey, let’s talk about sex!”
The Senator looks at her and says, “Fine. How many times a week do you think the President gets laid?”
Two drunks found themselves riding on a roller coaster. One says, “You know, we’re making great time, but I’m not sure this is the right bus!”
Two drunks found themselves riding on a roller coaster. One says, “You know, we’re making great time, but I’m not sure this is the right bus!”
Fits, thanks for another on-target article!!!!! How did this idiot get chosen to be House Speaker, anyway?
Fits, thanks for another on-target article!!!!! How did this idiot get chosen to be House Speaker, anyway?
Explains a lot. I think he’s one of those drunks that’s fun for the first few rounds and pulls the pity party shit the ends up with him crying and inconsolable.
That, not the…
That’s a big gavel! Reminds me of my youth somewhat…”suckin’ on a chilli dog outside the Tasty Freeze…”
Explains a lot. I think he’s one of those drunks that’s fun for the first few rounds and pulls the pity party shit the ends up with him crying and inconsolable.
That, not the…
That’s a big gavel! Reminds me of my youth somewhat…”suckin’ on a chilli dog outside the Tasty Freeze…”
No wonder he welcomed Mark so profusely at the swearing since they have so much in common-drinking, cheating and crying.
Good one!
No wonder he welcomed Mark so profusely at the swearing since they have so much in common-drinking, cheating and crying.
Good one!
Explains what exactly?Boehner is a drunk?So what?A continuing and increasingly “weird” obsession that Fits has with “proving” that conservative Republicans like Boehner arent REALLY Republicans because their actions and votes dont always conform to Fits “definition” of the term “Republican” although Fits himself claims he himself is not a Republican.So how can he define such and why does he ,not a “Republican”,(hahaha) care?
I’m not a Christian, but I can certainly define such, and if I lived in a
theocracy run by Christians, I would want to call out the ones who
weren’t living up to Christian principles. I don’t see anything wrong
with what FITS is doing.
As to Boehner being a drunk skirt
chaser, FITS is saying Boehner’s a hypocrite for stating that his
actions in Congress uphold the values of his Catholic faith, which most
certainly doesn’t condone drunk skirt chasing, so his faith must not be
as important to him as he says it is. Yeah, when you publicly declare to
be something you’re so obviously not, that’s a problem, especially if
you’re Speaker of the House. If you’ll cheat on your wife and act
contrary to a faith that you state is so important to you, isn’t it
reasonable to assume that maybe you’ll cheat your constituents and the
American people and act contrary to your word on other issues?
Are you drunk?
I’m about as drunk as you are straight.
how’d you edit ‘drink’ (sic)to drunk?
makes you wonder how many nom de plumes he has
That’s noms de plume, Frenchy.
Thousands, if you want to take the time to use this new lousy system….
You have to make a Disqus account to be able to edit your posts.
You have to make a Disqus account to be able to edit your posts.
I always thought that these were mandatory requirements for the job.
As an o-l-d man, I remember Wilbur Mills (D-Ark) as Speaker, and Fannie Foxe, as “escort” cavorting “nekkid” in some kind of pool in DC… after having abandoned a taxi…..
Explains what exactly?Boehner is a drunk?So what?A continuing and increasingly “weird” obsession that Fits has with “proving” that conservative Republicans like Boehner arent REALLY Republicans because their actions and votes dont always conform to Fits “definition” of the term “Republican” although Fits himself claims he himself is not a Republican.So how can he define such and why does he ,not a “Republican”,(hahaha) care?
I’m not a Christian, but I can certainly define such, and if I lived in a
theocracy run by Christians, I would want to call out the ones who
weren’t living up to Christian principles. I don’t see anything wrong
with what FITS is doing.
As to Boehner being a drunk skirt
chaser, FITS is saying Boehner’s a hypocrite for stating that his
actions in Congress uphold the values of his Catholic faith, which most
certainly doesn’t condone drunk skirt chasing, so his faith must not be
as important to him as he says it is. Yeah, when you publicly declare to
be something you’re so obviously not, that’s a problem, especially if
you’re Speaker of the House. If you’ll cheat on your wife and act
contrary to a faith that you state is so important to you, isn’t it
reasonable to assume that maybe you’ll cheat your constituents and the
American people and act contrary to your word on other issues?
Are you drunk?
I’m about as drunk as you are straight.
how’d you edit ‘drink’ (sic)to drunk?
makes you wonder how many nom de plumes he has
That’s noms de plume, Frenchy.
Thousands, if you want to take the time to use this new lousy system….
You have to make a Disqus account to be able to edit your posts.
I always thought that these were mandatory requirements for the job.
As an o-l-d man, I remember Wilbur Mills (D-Ark) as Speaker, and Fannie Foxe, as “escort” cavorting “nekkid” in some kind of pool in DC… after having abandoned a taxi…..
Sooo does this mean you won’t be endorsing him like you don’t endorse Sanfraud?
LOL! I was wondering the same.
Sooo does this mean you won’t be endorsing him like you don’t endorse Sanfraud?
LOL! I was wondering the same.
another week w/o any lexington ring indictments. ? ?
That sewer is all abubble today!
another week w/o any lexington ring indictments. ? ?
That sewer is all abubble today!
He’s not the first drunken speaker; I can think of quite a few……Tip O’Neill, Carl Albert, and on & on….; and yes I’ve been to the Capitol Hill Club where the liquor is free!
And good quality…
He’s not the first drunken speaker; I can think of quite a few……Tip O’Neill, Carl Albert, and on & on….; and yes I’ve been to the Capitol Hill Club where the liquor is free!
And good quality…
Is anyone remotely shocked?
Drive by troll here. Commie on the loose. Hot commie, but non the less…
Is anyone remotely shocked?
Drive by troll here. Commie on the loose. Hot commie, but non the less…
Knock yourself out —- June 16 is
NATIONAL HOLLERING CONTEST DAY
Hey, Henry. You might want to check out this link. Prison Planet has just gone full disqus and is allowing commenters to upload pics. Looks like Will is on the down side of this one…
http://www.prisonplanet.com/black-panthers-condemn-obama.html
Why are you so obsessed with the inability to post pics in the comments section of this blog? You’ve got your own site, post your stuff there. Either comment here or don’t.
We all have our passions, Will. Mine is free speech. Yours is, apparently, creating countless fake monikers to comment on your own site.
BigTwo—- I’ll check it out. It’s been fun to post photos and cartoons to make a point or brighten up someone’s day. I like posting here because of the commentators – sort of like an extended family. Disqus, though, should be sophisticated enough to moderate “unsuitable” graphics – if Will would give us his parameters for same.
One strange thing that I noticed about Prison Planet going to the new format is that the volume of comments is down at least 90%. Maybe some folks are freaked out and think that they can’t post anonymously. I doubt that anyone really had that ability in the first place.
I spent more time there reading the comments than I did the actual articles. I like to read stuff by whacked out, paranoid, spelling-challenged weirdos…
Knock yourself out —- June 16 is
NATIONAL HOLLERING CONTEST DAY
Hey, Henry. You might want to check out this link. Prison Planet has just gone full disqus and is allowing commenters to upload pics. Looks like Will is on the down side of this one…
http://www.prisonplanet.com/black-panthers-condemn-obama.html
Why are you so obsessed with the inability to post pics in the comments section of this blog? You’ve got your own site, post your stuff there. Either comment here or don’t.
We all have our passions, Will. Mine is free speech. Yours is, apparently, creating countless fake monikers to comment on your own site.
BigTwo—- I’ll check it out. It’s been fun to post photos and cartoons to make a point or brighten up someone’s day. I like posting here because of the commentators – sort of like an extended family. Disqus, though, should be sophisticated enough to moderate “unsuitable” graphics – if Will would give us his parameters for same.
One strange thing that I noticed about Prison Planet going to the new format is that the volume of comments is down at least 90%. Maybe some folks are freaked out and think that they can’t post anonymously. I doubt that anyone really had that ability in the first place.
I spent more time there reading the comments than I did the actual articles. I like to read stuff by whacked out, paranoid, spelling-challenged weirdos…
That might explain alot of the crying Boehner does too. Must be hell to be hung over and have to listen to the House members drone on and on about gun control, foreign affairs, health care and other stupid topics when all you’re thinking about is how many hours until the Club opens. Poor dude. Not.
That might explain alot of the crying Boehner does too. Must be hell to be hung over and have to listen to the House members drone on and on about gun control, foreign affairs, health care and other stupid topics when all you’re thinking about is how many hours until the Club opens. Poor dude. Not.
I even heard that U.S. Grant was known to take a few drinks.
But he was treating throat cancer.
I even heard that U.S. Grant was known to take a few drinks.
But he was treating throat cancer.
I think South Carolina Congressman Mark Sanford said it best ” If a man cheats on his wife how can he be trusted with anything else”.
I think South Carolina Congressman Mark Sanford said it best ” If a man cheats on his wife how can he be trusted with anything else”.
Boehner is a Republican FITS loves. He’s moderate, toward leftwing initiatives. And Immorality or vice is fine, even celebrated as a right by the Liberal-Tarians. Unless it can be used to benefit the democrats…Then FITS get all self-righteous, and preachy, all of a sudden…
So a politician who’s name is pronounced similarly to “Boner” likes to run around behind his wife’s back and try to dick every vagina nearby while drunk….
I don’t even have to write a joke for that one. The truth is much funnier then anything more I can do to it.
So a politician who’s name is pronounced similarly to “Boner” likes to run around behind his wife’s back and try to dick every vagina nearby while drunk….
I don’t even have to write a joke for that one. The truth is much funnier then anything more I can do to it.
If my name was Boner, I’d drink a lot, too.
Hell, i used to drink a lot, myself. But, I don’t drink anymore…..
…..not any less, though. I just try to keep it about the same……
If my name was Boner, I’d drink a lot, too.
Hell, i used to drink a lot, myself. But, I don’t drink anymore…..
…..not any less, though. I just try to keep it about the same……
You don’t even have to listen carefully to hear the neural damage evidenced by Boehner’s speech patterns. He has difficulty with his velar and alveolar consonants, swallowing his r’s, l’s, g’s, etc. I thought he had Tom Brokaw’s problem, but alcoholism explains it much better. If he continues to drink, he even could develop Korsakoff’s Syndrome. So, let’s all give him a nice sunny deck to dry out on, and get a new Speaker.
You don’t even have to listen carefully to hear the neural damage evidenced by Boehner’s speech patterns. He has difficulty with his velar and alveolar consonants, swallowing his r’s, l’s, g’s, etc. I thought he had Tom Brokaw’s problem, but alcoholism explains it much better. If he continues to drink, he even could develop Korsakoff’s Syndrome. So, let’s all give him a nice sunny deck to dry out on, and get a new Speaker.
Flush-faced? How much liquor do you have to pump into an oompa loompa to get him from his natural orange to “flush-faced,” anyway?
Flush-faced? How much liquor do you have to pump into an oompa loompa to get him from his natural orange to “flush-faced,” anyway?
Adult male has sex and drinks alcohol. Stop the presses
Adult male has sex and drinks alcohol. Stop the presses
Tell us it isn’t so……….people who hold down positions in our government drinking with no morals……it just can’t be!!!!!!
Tell us it isn’t so……….people who hold down positions in our government drinking with no morals……it just can’t be!!!!!!
What do ya expect from a drunk boner?
Winston Churchill when confronted by a woman while he was drunk:
The Lady: “Mr. Churchill You are Drunk”!!
Winston: “Yes, and you are ugly!
But, tomorrow I’ll be sober.
And, you’ll still be ugly”