A little more than five months ago, University of South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney burst through the University of Michigan offensive line and delivered “The Hit” against Wolverines’ running back Vincent Smith.
(For those of you who missed the carnage, click here).
Last time we checked Smith’s helmet – rudely separated from his head by Clowney’s seismic impact – was headed towards the Andromeda Galaxy at a rate of eleventy kabillion miles per hour. According to some brilliant amateur photoshoppers, though, Smith’s helmet has now completed its journey through the known universe and returned to earth, ricochetting off of Howard’s Rock at Memorial Stadium in Clemson, S.C.
In fact the impact from this reentry may have caused the recent damage to the famed icon of the Clemson University football team …
Hmmmm … we knew Clowney owned the Tigers, but this is ridiculous (ridiculously funny, that is)!
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I did it!
I did it!
HULK SMASH!!!!
HULK SMASH!!!!
What Happened To Howard’s Rock …???
“We done smoked it”….
You finally said something worthwhile. Congratulations to you, good sir.
Howard’s Rock is a pussy rock
I have crapped turds that were bigger, one or two that were impossible to break up, had to be fished out of the bowl and transported to the landfill by tractor trailer
For mere mortal man to take a swing and “break-up” Howard’s Rock confirms it was a pussy rock and what remains is a piece of pussy rock
What a dipshit.
thanks
Howard’s Rock is a pussy rock
I have crapped turds that were bigger, one or two that were impossible to break up, had to be fished out of the bowl and transported to the landfill by tractor trailer
For mere mortal man to take a swing and “break-up” Howard’s Rock confirms it was a pussy rock and what remains is a piece of pussy rock
What a dipshit.
thanks
Slightly funny but wrong…I would hate if someone tarnshed one of Scars traditions….O wait the only one losing ;)
What traditions, playing the theme song from a 40 year old movie? Does USC have anything physical that could be considered a traditional item?
Clemson’s traditions: A rock they’ve had since 1966 and NCAA violations.
Pretty impressive.
New tradition: Getting beat like a rented mule in November.
Speaking of that, when’s the last time Clemson beat SC in anything?
Slightly funny but wrong…I would hate if someone tarnshed one of Scars traditions….O wait the only one losing ;)
What traditions, playing the theme song from a 40 year old movie? Does USC have anything physical that could be considered a traditional item?
Clemson’s traditions: A rock they’ve had since 1966 and NCAA violations.
Pretty impressive.
New tradition: Getting beat like a rented mule in November.
Speaking of that, when’s the last time Clemson beat SC in anything?
To believe in superstitions is childish.
You mean like illegal drugs do no harm?
To believe in superstitions is childish.
You mean like illegal drugs do no harm?
If Clowney has $5 and you have $5, Clowney has more money than you.
If Clowney has $5 and you have $5, Clowney has more money than you.
Clemson faculty, and I assume students, are rife with Bible thumpers. This outrageous example of pagan rock worship in his own back yard–this Satan’s mini-Stonehenge–was just too much for one of them to bear another day. He smote it mightily and it was rent asunder.
I believe what you say, but can you imagine what goes on at Bob Jones?
Clemson faculty, and I assume students, are rife with Bible thumpers. This outrageous example of pagan rock worship in his own back yard–this Satan’s mini-Stonehenge–was just too much for one of them to bear another day. He smote it mightily and it was rent asunder.
I believe what you say, but can you imagine what goes on at Bob Jones?
I heard MooU was going to replace it before every game with a fresh cow pile from Peeler Dairy1
Outstanding and appropriate decision!
Very fitting since Harvey (Clemson supporter) and Bob Peeler (Clems-son trustee)are trying to bring all of the human waste into SC for disposal contaminating our State.
I heard MooU was going to replace it before every game with a fresh cow pile from Peeler Dairy1
Outstanding and appropriate decision!
Very fitting since Harvey (Clemson supporter) and Bob Peeler (Clems-son trustee)are trying to bring all of the human waste into SC for disposal contaminating our State.
Just read a new name for the coots… dirt peckers. Now that’s funny.
Just read a new name for the coots… dirt peckers. Now that’s funny.
Fits: What you’ve just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent story were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Fits: What you’ve just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent story were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on the site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
A sign of the apocalypse, like a five-peat and a Taj that only knows defeat at the hands the Gamecocks. Of course replacing it with one of Frank Howard’s hemorrhoids would be an improvement.
You have inspected his hemorrhoids?
A sign of the apocalypse, like a five-peat and a Taj that only knows defeat at the hands the Gamecocks. Of course replacing it with one of Frank Howard’s hemorrhoids would be an improvement.
You have inspected his hemorrhoids?
Rock, paper, scissors – Clowney chose scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors – Clowney chose scissors.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, has anybody checked TED VICK’S shoe?!?!?!… A “pebble” that size could throw off your stride.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, has anybody checked TED VICK’S shoe?!?!?!… A “pebble” that size could throw off your stride.
Fits is nuttier than a squirrel’s turd.
Fits is nuttier than a squirrel’s turd.
George Rogers must’ve mistaken it for a crack rock…
George Rogers must’ve mistaken it for a crack rock…