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Bubba June 12, 2013 at 3:37 pm

One of the reports I saw, said the original complaint came from a guy who was there with his wife and 6-year old daughter. All 3 of which saw him filling her porthole. So your third to last paragraph regarding kids legitimizes the complaint.

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Rev. Roberson June 12, 2013 at 6:04 pm

Nor did they own the boat. It was simply docked at the Marina and they took it upon it to use it for their act of fornication.

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Bubba June 12, 2013 at 3:37 pm

One of the reports I saw, said the original complaint came from a guy who was there with his wife and 6-year old daughter. All 3 of which saw him filling her porthole. So your third to last paragraph regarding kids legitimizes the complaint.

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Rev. Roberson June 12, 2013 at 6:04 pm

Nor did they own the boat. It was simply docked at the Marina and they took it upon it to use it for their act of fornication.

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darksied calling June 12, 2013 at 4:31 pm

couple of corrections fits–Bucksport Marina is in Bucksport SC which is 15+ miles out of Conway. also the couple was seen engaging in “lewd and indecent behavior” by multiple indiviuals but it was the couple with the child that filed the complaint. finally this was not in some part of the couple’s boat that one would expect some degree of privacy but in the stern (thats the back of boat fits) where there was no privacy or degree or expectation of privacy.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 6:00 pm

Seriously? He was doing her in the stern?

Oh my.

In nautical terminology, it would also be OK to say he was doing her in the aft.

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Edsel H. June 12, 2013 at 10:32 pm

Yup – Bucksport ain’t Conway, its Bucksport and it makes Conway look like NewportFrigginRhodeIsland

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Frank Howard June 12, 2013 at 10:54 pm

You still selling Fords, Edsel?

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darksied calling June 12, 2013 at 4:31 pm

couple of corrections fits–Bucksport Marina is in Bucksport SC which is 15+ miles out of Conway. also the couple was seen engaging in “lewd and indecent behavior” by multiple indiviuals but it was the couple with the child that filed the complaint. finally this was not in some part of the couple’s boat that one would expect some degree of privacy but in the stern (thats the back of boat fits) where there was no privacy or degree or expectation of privacy.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 6:00 pm

Seriously? He was doing her in the stern?

Oh my.

In nautical terminology, it would also be OK to say he was doing her in the aft.

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Edsel H. June 12, 2013 at 10:32 pm

Yup – Bucksport ain’t Conway, its Bucksport and it makes Conway look like NewportFrigginRhodeIsland

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Frank Howard June 12, 2013 at 10:54 pm

You still selling Fords, Edsel?

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Halfvast Conspirator June 12, 2013 at 4:46 pm

Maybe Nichols just had a “wide stance” and they misunderstood what he was doing.

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Halfvast Conspirator June 12, 2013 at 4:46 pm

Maybe Nichols just had a “wide stance” and they misunderstood what he was doing.

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 5:45 pm

I’m beginning to think that GrandTango (professional journalist) is now a stringer for Fitsnews. He has been light on his posting lately. I miss ragging him….

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 6:08 pm

Yeah, I miss him, too. He never even called me a “dumb@$$” when I implied that he was stupid in the GOP post with the elephants pic…….

*sobs uncontrollably*

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shifty henry June 12, 2013 at 5:45 pm

I’m beginning to think that GrandTango (professional journalist) is now a stringer for Fitsnews. He has been light on his posting lately. I miss ragging him….

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 6:08 pm

Yeah, I miss him, too. He never even called me a “dumb@$$” when I implied that he was stupid in the GOP post with the elephants pic…….

*sobs uncontrollably*

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 6:03 pm

“Hey, baby, wanna help me raise my mast?”

If it was not a sailboat…they may have been *ahem* motorboating.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 12, 2013 at 6:03 pm

“Hey, baby, wanna help me raise my mast?”

If it was not a sailboat…they may have been *ahem* motorboating.

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Boz Martin June 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm

It is a beautiful town. With a rich history. Most of my fathers family came from there, for several generations. My second cousin was mayor and did a great deal for historic preservation. Most of my Indian-mixed relatives come from there, and they are great people. And that is a lovely visitor’s center. Now … darksied calling is right. Bucksport is another place. And I’m with you on the pot bust being a waste of LE resources. But on the couple scroggin’ (archaic ol’ fart’s word for fucking) on somebody else’s boat: Nasty. Because there WAS at least one kid who saw it. That’s all I’ve got to say about this one.

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Boz Martin June 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm

It is a beautiful town. With a rich history. Most of my fathers family came from there, for several generations. My second cousin was mayor and did a great deal for historic preservation. Most of my Indian-mixed relatives come from there, and they are great people. And that is a lovely visitor’s center. Now … darksied calling is right. Bucksport is another place. And I’m with you on the pot bust being a waste of LE resources. But on the couple scroggin’ (archaic ol’ fart’s word for fucking) on somebody else’s boat: Nasty. Because there WAS at least one kid who saw it. That’s all I’ve got to say about this one.

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The Colonel June 12, 2013 at 8:12 pm

Uhhh, duh, uhhh, it wasn’t their boat and there were children around, they had been asked politely to cease and desist twice by the operators of the marina before the cops were called.

Really though, the cops were doing him a favor, coyote ugly – though he’s no prize…

As for Conway itself, you ought to slow down on 501 and cut through the CCU campus, prime examples of feminine pulchritude…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 13, 2013 at 8:22 am

Colonel,

She ain’t that bad looking for 51.

Some make-up…. 16 to 18 Budweisers….Hell, I’d do her. On my boat. Away from the Marina. I would have her go below, though.

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shifty henry June 13, 2013 at 10:12 am

Tonto, I’ll give you a clue — the WOMAN is in the photo on the RIGHT……………..

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The Colonel (R) June 12, 2013 at 8:12 pm

Uhhh, duh, uhhh, it wasn’t their boat and there were children around, they had been asked politely to cease and desist twice by the operators of the marina before the cops were called.

Really though, the cops were doing him a favor, coyote ugly – though he’s no prize…

As for Conway itself, you ought to slow down on 501 and cut through the CCU campus, prime examples of feminine pulchritude…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 13, 2013 at 8:22 am

Colonel,

She ain’t that bad looking for 51.

Some make-up…. 16 to 18 Budweisers….Hell, I’d do her. On my boat. Away from the Marina. I would have her go below, though.

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shifty henry June 13, 2013 at 10:12 am

Tonto, I’ll give you a clue — the WOMAN is in the photo on the RIGHT……………..

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lowcorider June 12, 2013 at 10:00 pm

Boats and hos

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Lowcorider June 12, 2013 at 10:00 pm

Boats and hos

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Mguzman June 13, 2013 at 7:11 am

They sure do look unhappy so should have gone out on the Pontoon for some motorboatin…..

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 13, 2013 at 8:25 am

I think you meant “….. should have gone out on the motorboat for some Pontoon”.

You also misspelled “Poontang.”

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shifty henry June 13, 2013 at 10:24 am

We need some updates on Thad and Candace… with new photos of Candace…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 13, 2013 at 11:02 am

*Marv Albert voice*

Yyyyyyeeeeeesssssssssssss!

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Mguzman June 13, 2013 at 7:11 am

They sure do look unhappy so should have gone out on the Pontoon for some motorboatin…..

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 13, 2013 at 8:25 am

I think you meant “….. should have gone out on the motorboat for some Pontoon”.

You also misspelled “Poontang.”

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shifty henry June 13, 2013 at 10:24 am

We need some updates on Thad and Candace… with new photos of Candace…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein June 13, 2013 at 11:02 am

*Marv Albert voice*

Yyyyyyeeeeeesssssssssssss!

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