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44 comments

Boz Martin June 4, 2013 at 10:23 am

Someone is offended by an image on FITS. I’ll alert the worldwide media.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

I am almost offended by your new gravatar, but I will let is pass. It looks exactly like a detective sergeant in a small town in Georgia (which I will not name) and I am wondering if you got caught by him and you found this picture just for your personal satisfaction. Anyway, if you did, then it gives me an idea about doing the same for some assholes I know.

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Boz Martin June 4, 2013 at 7:48 pm

That’s my great grandfather in the avatar. HIS great grandfather was very prolific. He had 5 wives in his lifetime and about 60 children, all told. Approx. half of the Martins in SC and a great many in GA, AL, MS, FL, LA and TX are descended from him, mostly Celt/Indian Southern Hybrids like me. So that cop may be my kin. Or at least that’s what I’ll claim if the motherfucker ever pops me.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 9:35 pm

Congratulations – I was just pulling your leg. My family has the same roots.
It’s amazing that these old men could outlive 3-5 wives, and sire 18-22 children. But I suppose that child birthing must have been more strenuous in those days.
There was much intermarriage between the whites and Cherokees. Part of the reasoning was that the Cherokees must marry outside their tribe, and the economic and social statuses were about equal for the whites and Indians.
Apparently it worked out pretty good, until they got moved out. My family history show that the Indian families related through marriage were hidden with relatives in SC, GA, NC and VA.

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Boz Martin June 4, 2013 at 10:23 am

Someone is offended by an image on FITS. I’ll alert the worldwide media.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

I am almost offended by your new gravatar, but I will let is pass. It looks exactly like a detective sergeant in a small town in Georgia (which I will not name) and I am wondering if you got caught by him and you found this picture just for your personal satisfaction. Anyway, if you did, then it gives me an idea about doing the same for some assholes I know.

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Boz Martin June 4, 2013 at 7:48 pm

That’s my great grandfather in the avatar. HIS great grandfather was very prolific. He had 5 wives in his lifetime and about 60 children, all told. Approx. half of the Martins in SC and a great many in GA, AL, MS, FL, LA and TX are descended from him, mostly Celt/Indian Southern Hybrids like me. So that cop may be my kin. Or at least that’s what I’ll claim if the motherfucker ever pops me.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 9:35 pm

Congratulations – I was just pulling your leg. My family has the same roots.
It’s amazing that these old men could outlive 3-5 wives, and sire 18-22 children. But I suppose that child birthing must have been more strenuous in those days.
There was much intermarriage between the whites and Cherokees. Part of the reasoning was that the Cherokees must marry outside their tribe, and the economic and social statuses were about equal for the whites and Indians.
Apparently it worked out pretty good, until they got moved out. My family history show that the Indian families related through marriage were hidden with relatives in SC, GA, NC and VA.

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Boz Martin June 4, 2013 at 10:27 am

Sic, you didn’t sic my cousin Karen Martin on the Horry GOP did you? What the hell is it with all the upstate fringe-o freaks stickin’ dey noses all up in our bidness down heah?

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Boz Martin June 4, 2013 at 10:27 am

Sic, you didn’t sic my cousin Karen Martin on the Horry GOP did you? What the hell is it with all the upstate fringe-o freaks stickin’ dey noses all up in our bidness down heah?

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Smirks June 4, 2013 at 10:47 am

WOOP WOOP! The Morals Police are here! No language, no provocative pictures, before you know it they’ll be complaining there’s no sermon on Sunday here.

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T's Gone Wild June 4, 2013 at 2:55 pm

So, BigT got hard and did a very sinful thing to the goat. Damn porn and Obama making this country a mecca of deviance…

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rwwllms June 4, 2013 at 3:17 pm

Calling a girl sticking her tongue out porn is about right for this guy since he also claimed he comes here for news.
I don’t know which is more laughable.

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Smirks June 4, 2013 at 10:47 am

WOOP WOOP! The Morals Police are here! No language, no provocative pictures, before you know it they’ll be complaining there’s no sermon on Sunday here.

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T's Gone Wild June 4, 2013 at 2:55 pm

So, BigT got hard and did a very sinful thing to the goat. Damn porn and Obama making this country a mecca of deviance…

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rwwllms June 4, 2013 at 3:17 pm

Calling a girl sticking her tongue out porn is about right for this guy since he also claimed he comes here for news.
I don’t know which is more laughable.

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:26 am

Who was the whiner who was offended by the cunnilingus article? Mike Fair?

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

My guess is ==== NIKKI. Isn’t it curious that her name is so close to “nookie”?

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:26 am

Who was the whiner who was offended by the cunnilingus article? Mike Fair?

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

My guess is ==== NIKKI. Isn’t it curious that her name is so close to “nookie”?

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:30 am

Hey Fits, is anyone else having trouble with the Disqus comment forum on here? As of late and rather frequently, I find a lot of threads where I cannot read the comments once the thread becomes rather lengthy with comments. A good example was the original one about Frank Lautenberg croaking, the one with the pic of his eyes bugged out. All I can see is everyone’s avatar and the word “Share” off to the right of the avatar somewhere. What gives?

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:41 am

My problem has been corrected. I noticed that sometimes no comments would appear on some of the articles. Go back later (1-2 hours) and the comments could be accessed on those sites, but another article would be blocked. It was like musical chairs. Is this some kind of way to get more hits?
I miss the images from 2big2fall and shifty henry.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:43 am

Also miss some of the music videos from 9″. Occasionally he would post a good group I have never heard of.

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:53 am

Agreed!

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9" June 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm

Lost classic.He sounds a little like Sinatra.The Blue Nile-TINSELTOWN IS IN THE RAIN(this one makes me cry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wkO0aTtec

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

I miss them too! Thanks for commenting!

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2big2fall June 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm

Thanks for the mention. I miss posting pics here but it is just as well as I can now officially recognize Will as my part-time nemesis. I have other fish to fry so he will have to settle with being an afterthought.

It sure as hell beats all of those fake posters that he comes up with in order to generate angry comments. A real nemesis can keep him on his toes a whole lot better than Big T or Grand Tango or whatever alter ego he spews out.

If you want to see where I am going with this google “photoshop fun with Will Folks.” Note that it is a work in progress and will see substantial changes and additions over time.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 12:58 pm

Over the past few months I have been following this poster, and now I just skip over the comments. The tone, grammar, etc. appears consistent with a group of people, both male and female, and they are probably as young as 18. They should call themselves Tango Group.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 1:08 pm

According to definition 10 in the Urban Dictionary, tango refers to a “new age douchebag”. Now that makes sense to me.

iPad2 June 4, 2013 at 11:43 am

Same issus here. iPad2

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:53 am

Glad to know it wasn’t just me. Thanks for replying!

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:30 am

Hey Fits, is anyone else having trouble with the Disqus comment forum on here? As of late and rather frequently, I find a lot of threads where I cannot read the comments once the thread becomes rather lengthy with comments. A good example was the original one about Frank Lautenberg croaking, the one with the pic of his eyes bugged out. All I can see is everyone’s avatar and the word “Share” off to the right of the avatar somewhere. What gives?

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:41 am

My problem has been corrected. I noticed that sometimes no comments would appear on some of the articles. Go back later (1-2 hours) and the comments could be accessed on those sites, but another article would be blocked. It was like musical chairs. Is this some kind of way to get more hits?
I miss the images from 2big2fall and shifty henry.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 11:43 am

Also miss some of the music videos from 9″. Occasionally he would post a good group I have never heard of.

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:53 am

Agreed!

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9" June 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm

Lost classic.He sounds a little like Sinatra.The Blue Nile-TINSELTOWN IS IN THE RAIN(this one makes me cry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wkO0aTtec

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:52 am

I miss them too! Thanks for commenting!

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2big2fall June 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm

Thanks for the mention. I miss posting pics here but it is just as well as I can now officially recognize Will as my part-time nemesis. I have other fish to fry so he will have to settle with being an afterthought.

It sure as hell beats all of those fake posters that he comes up with in order to generate angry comments. A real nemesis can keep him on his toes a whole lot better than Big T or Grand Tango or whatever alter ego he spews out.

If you want to see where I am going with this google “photoshop fun with Will Folks.” Note that it is a work in progress and will see substantial changes and additions over time.

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Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 12:58 pm

Over the past few months I have been following this poster, and now I just skip over the comments. The tone, grammar, etc. appears consistent with a group of people, both male and female, and they are probably as young as 18. They should call themselves Tango Group.

Reply
Finius Nullis June 4, 2013 at 1:08 pm

According to definition 10 in the Urban Dictionary, tango refers to a “new age douchebag”. Now that makes sense to me.

iPad2 June 4, 2013 at 11:43 am

Same issus here. iPad2

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CorruptionInColumbia June 4, 2013 at 11:53 am

Glad to know it wasn’t just me. Thanks for replying!

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Thomas June 4, 2013 at 3:52 pm

Indeed the Greenville News is still around, and guess what, it gets three times as many unique web visitors than your site. And it’s a PAY site. Plug the two sites in for yourselves at http://www.compete.com

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Thomas June 4, 2013 at 3:52 pm

Indeed the Greenville News is still around, and guess what, it gets three times as many unique web visitors than your site. And it’s a PAY site. Plug the two sites in for yourselves at http://www.compete.com

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