“The Hand” Talks To Michael Jackson?
Meet Da’Shawn Hand. He’s a 6-foot-4, 248 pound senior defensive end from Woodbridge, VirYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
Meet Da’Shawn Hand. He’s a 6-foot-4, 248 pound senior defensive end from Woodbridge, VirYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Smokey: Shit! That girl wider than all outside. Talkin’ bout she look like Janet Jackson.
Debbie: Oh, no she didn’t go there!
Smokey: Bitch got out the car lookin’ more like Freddie Jackson. Don’t laugh, it ain’t funny!
Smokey: Shit! That girl wider than all outside. Talkin’ bout she look like Janet Jackson.
Debbie: Oh, no she didn’t go there!
Smokey: Bitch got out the car lookin’ more like Freddie Jackson. Don’t laugh, it ain’t funny!
It’s not exactly news that these guys aren’t going to college for their academic accomplishments.
It’s not exactly news that these guys aren’t going to college for their academic accomplishments.
My money is on Brady Hoke at Michigan. I mean, he grew up in Ohio AND MOVED NORTH TO MICHIGAN. Any Ohioan with half a brain moves to Hilton Head as soon as possible.
Then again, Saban is known to be so obsessed with football that his wife could die and he wouldn’t know it until two days after the season ended (http://deadspin.com/5958802/coaches-are-freaks), so it’s not a stretch to think he wouldn’t know MJ is dead and that Tito was never cool to begin with.
My money is on Brady Hoke at Michigan. I mean, he grew up in Ohio AND MOVED NORTH TO MICHIGAN. Any Ohioan with half a brain moves to Hilton Head as soon as possible.
Then again, Saban is known to be so obsessed with football that his wife could die and he wouldn’t know it until two days after the season ended (http://deadspin.com/5958802/coaches-are-freaks), so it’s not a stretch to think he wouldn’t know MJ is dead and that Tito was never cool to begin with.
Ummmm….Mr. Hand [I feel like Jeff Spicoli for saying that…], if you sign with my alma mater, Clemson; I will gladly set you up on a date with my ex-GF, Lennay Kakua.
Trust me, she is HAWT!!
Ummmm….Mr. Hand [I feel like Jeff Spicoli for saying that…], if you sign with my alma mater, Clemson; I will gladly set you up on a date with my ex-GF, Lennay Kakua.
Trust me, she is HAWT!!