Even when he was steering her into the upstairs bedroom of his downtown Columbia, S.C. townhouse, our founding editor never steered Nikki Haley wrong.
(Ba doom … ching).
For real, though. In less than a year’s time Will Folks (a.k.a. Sic Willie) turned an unknown, skittish state lawmaker into a limited government heroine and a legitimate statewide contender – as well as the undisputed, (then-)uncompromising leader of South Carolina’s reform movement (thanks in no small measure to sage advice like this).
Sic’s successor in the role of “Haley Svengali?” He’s been much less effective …
After the Memorial Day weekend fiasco involving the governor’s white supremacist campaign committeeman, it’s becoming abundantly clear what Haley’s biggest political liability is: Her “closet” advisor, Tim Pearson.
Let’s recap Pearson’s record, shall we?
After entering the 2010 gubernatorial election with a whopping 21-point lead over Democrat Vincent Sheheen, Pearson bumbled, stumbled and fumbled Team Haley to a thoroughly uninspiring four-point victory. In fact were it not for a surge of GOP straight ticket voters (a.k.a. the year of the “Tea Party”), Haley would have lost to Sheheen.
Having done his best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory on the campaign trail, Pearson next assumed the role of Haley’s chief of staff in January 2011 – a disastrous twenty-month reign which resulted in Haley’s approval ratings literally falling off the map.
(If you wanna read more, here’s an exclusive insider report we filed during Pearson’s reign of incompetence).
Since Pearson’s departure, Haley’s new chief of staff Bryan Stirling has dramatically reduced her administration’s unforced errors – temporarily righting this sinking ship.
But now that attention is shifting away from Haley’s less-than-impressive record of governance and back onto politics (in anticipation of the 2014 gubernatorial election) – Pearson is once again taking center stage.
How’s “Timmy Time” doing?
Terribly … as usual. In fact as he’s done throughout his tenure, he’s turning what should have been minor, forgettable stories into much bigger problems for Haley. Like the whole white supremacist scandal that unspooled last weekend.
Seven days ago, this website exclusively obtained a Democratic memo documenting the “pure race” views held by one of Haley’s reelection steering committee chairmen. Within days, this revelation had become a minor scandal for Haley – with leading Democrats calling on her to remove this white supremacist from her committee.
Enter “Timmy Time …”
In a combative interview with The (Columbia, S.C.) State newspaper, Pearson not only refused to get rid of the man but he offered up this doozy of a quote:
The IRS thinks conservatives should be targeted for abuse, but Governor Haley does not.
Wait … huh?
Again … in what universe is white supremacy compatible with “conservative” ideology? And more to the point, in what universe is Nikki Haley a “conservative?”
Pearson’s brain dead, reactionary response fueled this otherwise forgettable story – forcing Haley’s campaign to eventually overrule him and get rid of the white supremacist (a.k.a. something it should have done immediately).
What’s driving this idiocy? Well, we know Pearson’s personal life is also a mess right now … with all sorts of rumors swirling about the root cause of his impending divorce. But it’s not like he was much of a strategist before that … with his only real experience prior to Haley coming as a member of the speechwriting staff of former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum.
Still, even if she wanted to (and there’s been no indication she wants to) Haley can’t fire Pearson. After all he played a central role in covering up at least one of her affairs – although to his credit he did express regret over the scorched earth strategy that Haley (successfully) employed in response to that scandal.
One thing is clear, though … with Pearson calling the shots, Haley’s reelection bid will continue misfiring.
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It is not my nature to be crass
However after reading your post several times there is only one logical conclusion
Either timmy has a bigger dick than you or his tongue is nicknamed Komoto
You beat me to it. Sic Willie is the “man” scorned.
or “something” scorched………….
hahahaha
pretty good OWB … pretty good.
Will, does Nikki prefer length or girth?
It is not my nature to be crass
However after reading your post several times there is only one logical conclusion
Either timmy has a bigger dick than you or his tongue is nicknamed Komoto
You beat me to it. Sic Willie is the “man” scorned.
or “something” scorched., and he actually referred to her as “skittish”….. wow! Now I believe him….
hahahaha
pretty good OWB … pretty good.
Will, does Nikki prefer length or girth?
Where is Stimulus? She really is a “stupid ugly bitch”!
Haley is a failure, d do nothing (except for her own bank account) legislator.
She should have NEVER been elected to anything!….period!
Where is Stimulus? She really is a “stupid ugly bitch”!
Haley is a failure, d do nothing (except for her own bank account) legislator.
She should have NEVER been elected to anything!….period!
Her clitoral itch: asset or liability. What say you Sic?
Her clitoral itch: asset or liability. What say you Sic?
Perhaps she is into the chubby oafish type. Timmy actually lends credence to Billy’s yarns. But, regardless, it won’t matter that Not-So-Tiny Tim is incompetent and probably plain ole dumb. Nikki’s running as a Republican in a state that just sent Billy’s old boss – who, with the exception of someone who grew up eating horse burgers, no one seems to actually like or respect – back to DC and back on our dole simply because of the “R” beside his name. Oh, not to mention, a state that elected both the Wilsons, Lee Bright, Jim Demint, etc., etc. These people are fucking idiots. And it’s not that a Democrat would be less of an idiot, it’s that there should be a point at which you are willing to to try anything. Clearly, for the majority, that point does not exist.
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Unattributed (not Einstein)
Perhaps she is into the chubby oafish type. Timmy actually lends credence to Billy’s yarns. But, regardless, it won’t matter that Not-So-Tiny Tim is incompetent and probably plain ole dumb. Nikki’s running as a Republican in a state that just sent Billy’s old boss – who, with the exception of someone who grew up eating horse burgers, no one seems to actually like or respect – back to DC and back on our dole simply because of the “R” beside his name. Oh, not to mention, a state that elected both the Wilsons, Lee Bright, Jim Demint, etc., etc. These people are fucking idiots. And it’s not that a Democrat would be less of an idiot, it’s that there should be a point at which you are willing to to try anything. Clearly, for the majority, that point does not exist.
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Unattributed (not Einstein)
Another huge liability is her family’s “business”, once the truth is known. What’s up with the temple foreclosure?
Exactly – I’ve been waiting for Sic’s exclusive updates on the temple and exotica. What’s up?
Coming the day after Wingo’s SAT, book on the affair, etc.
yes, yes … we just make up stuff left and right around here!
I thought it was called EXXotica?
Another huge liability is her family’s “business”, once the truth is known. What’s up with the temple foreclosure?
Exactly – I’ve been waiting for Sic’s exclusive updates on the temple and exotica. What’s up?
Coming the day after Wingo’s SAT, book on the affair, etc.
yes, yes … we just make up stuff left and right around here!
I thought it was called EXXotica?
Wasn’t she kicked out of the Lex. Rotary due to nonpayment of dues?
Wasn’t she kicked out of the Lex. Rotary due to nonpayment of dues?
She is a stupid ugly bitch!
She is a stupid ugly bitch!
I fail to understand why you keep bragging about nailing some barely average looking woman.
Thank you, Squishy123! I would kinda ebb the memories of those days…she’s getting harder to look at, especially in that manner to me. Rather Google some porn…
I fail to understand why you keep bragging about nailing some barely average looking woman.
Thank you, Squishy123! I would kinda ebb the memories of those days…she’s getting harder to look at, especially in that manner to me. Rather Google some porn…
Yes, she definitely has lie-ability.
Yes, she definitely has lie-ability.
They won because they were in he right place at the right time. I don’t begrudge that as it has happened to us all at one time or another.
But that being said, never has a lower “class” of money grubbing, lying, high school sophomores raped this state in the name of “public service: than this crew. They make carpetbaggers look generous and friendly.
This bunch got by with it because Republicans will not stand up to her. Her tall tales about jobs created and taxes saved will not play well in the general as the Dems will point out the truth. I don’t know what will happen, but if there is such a thing as karma, they will all end up in jail.
But Nikki don’t look good in orange.
They won because they were in he right place at the right time. I don’t begrudge that as it has happened to us all at one time or another.
But that being said, never has a lower “class” of money grubbing, lying, high school sophomores raped this state in the name of “public service: than this crew. They make carpetbaggers look generous and friendly.
This bunch got by with it because Republicans will not stand up to her. Her tall tales about jobs created and taxes saved will not play well in the general as the Dems will point out the truth. I don’t know what will happen, but if there is such a thing as karma, they will all end up in jail.
But Nikki don’t look good in orange.
Garcia Quintana ignores his Heritage his “pure white blood” does not he knows that Spain was conquered by Arabs and moores. Most likely his ancestors in Cuba share that blood.
Garcia Quintana ignores his Heritage his “pure white blood” does not he knows that Spain was conquered by Arabs and moores. Most likely his ancestors in Cuba share that blood.
Objectively speaking Pearson’s record stands impressively on its own. Always true to yourself, you sit while you shout…
Objectively speaking Pearson’s record stands impressively on its own. Always true to yourself, you sit while you shout…
The reason she and most other SC politicians are troubled: rectal fissures in they ass
The reason she and most other SC politicians are troubled: rectal fissures in they ass