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Happy Memorial Day!

America is going down the tubes faster than you can say “debt ceiling.” Or “quantitative easing.” Or “Obamacare.” Or “Congressional Republicans.” Seriously people … it’s getting bad out there, and unless you’ve got an extra $16 trillion lying around (or a time traveling DeLorean), there’s not much to be done….

America is going down the tubes faster than you can say “debt ceiling.” Or “quantitative easing.” Or “Obamacare.” Or “Congressional Republicans.”

Seriously people … it’s getting bad out there, and unless you’ve got an extra $16 trillion lying around (or a time traveling DeLorean), there’s not much to be done.

And while our Republic becomes the “Evil Empire” at home (targeting its citizens based on their beliefs and spying on its news organizations for doing their jobs), it also pursues a senseless and costly interventionist policy abroad – spending money and lives it can’t afford on a vaguely defined (and theoretically concluded) “War on Terror.”

The victims of which we’re supposed to honor today …

Anyway … while it’s easy to get bummed out watching our country begin its inevitable swirl down the toilet of history, one thing we haven’t screwed up (yet) is gorgeous women wearing next to nothing on boats (a.k.a. freedom worth fighting for).

Somebody cue Lee Greenwood people …

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22 comments

Frank Pytel May 27, 2013 at 8:04 am

GOD Bless you Will Folks.

Have a Great Day!! :) At least I have today left with the Demlicans and Republicrats in charge.

Frank Pytel

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Frank Pytel May 27, 2013 at 8:04 am

GOD Bless you Will Folks.

Have a Great Day!! :) At least I have today left with the Demlicans and Republicrats in charge.

Frank Pytel

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sunshine on-line May 27, 2013 at 8:52 am

More like woman on boats with floats. I understand why not one of them has on a life preserver.

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sunshine on-line May 27, 2013 at 8:52 am

More like woman on boats with floats. I understand why not one of them has on a life preserver.

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CorruptionInColumbia May 27, 2013 at 9:57 am

I think I just had a stiffy!

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Frank Pytel May 27, 2013 at 10:44 am

If you just had a Shifty maybe you should be posting elsewhere.

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shifty henry May 27, 2013 at 11:24 am

???? — what’s the meaning of this comment, and explain yourself before I report you to Officer Adams………

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Frank Pytel May 27, 2013 at 11:54 am

hahahahahahahaahh
Frank Pytel

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CorruptionInColumbia May 27, 2013 at 9:57 am

I think I just had a stiffy!

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Frank Pytel May 27, 2013 at 10:44 am

If you just had a Shifty maybe you should be posting elsewhere.

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shifty henry May 27, 2013 at 11:24 am

???? — what’s the meaning of this comment, and explain yourself before I report you to Officer Adams………

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Frank Pytel May 27, 2013 at 11:54 am

hahahahahahahaahh
Frank Pytel

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shifty henry May 27, 2013 at 11:39 am

Where are the bikini photos of Mande Wilkes … and I’m not the only one waiting……..

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shifty henry May 27, 2013 at 11:39 am

Where are the bikini photos of Mande Wilkes … and I’m not the only one waiting…….. nevermind – I found a “teaser” photo of her in the bedroom!

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Myrtle Beach Mackdaddy May 27, 2013 at 12:18 pm

Price of a ride on a really nice boat? Oral exam plus surrender the pink. Price of a boat ride on a pontoon? Oral exam only. Price of a boat ride on my jon boat? Be MaryAnn With The Shaky Hand.

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Myrtle Beach Mackdaddy May 27, 2013 at 12:18 pm

Price of a ride on a really nice boat? Oral exam plus surrender the pink. Price of a boat ride on a pontoon? Oral exam only. Price of a boat ride on my jon boat? Be MaryAnn With The Shaky Hand.

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lawzoo May 27, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Damn good looking women ! I love cleavage. Support the 1st Amendment with full frontal
nudity.!

May be the Silicon Valley(e) but a great view none the less !

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lawzoo May 27, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Damn good looking women ! I love cleavage. Support the 1st Amendment with full frontal
nudity.!

May be the Silicon Valley(e) but a great view none the less !

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 27, 2013 at 4:46 pm

‘Murrica!! Hell yeah!!!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein May 27, 2013 at 4:46 pm

‘Murrica!! Hell yeah!!!

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Seth Miller May 27, 2013 at 10:20 pm

Seriously Will? This is the best you have for Memorial Day? Top-heavy women? Sometimes you have relevant stuff but today is not that day. Stick to the script, bro.

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Seth Miller May 27, 2013 at 10:20 pm

Seriously Will? This is the best you have for Memorial Day? Top-heavy women? Sometimes you have relevant stuff but today is not that day. Stick to the script, bro.

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