Charleston, SC – May 14, 2013 – Representative-elect Mark Sanford will be sworn into Congress tomorrow (Wednesday, May 15th) at approximately 5:15 p.m. The swearing in will take place in the U.S. House of Representatives chamber. The swearing in is open to press and public with appropriate ID/credentials.
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If Sanford swears an oath, you can take it to the bank. Right? If he tells you peaches are ripe, you get your bucket. Right? Mark’s mouth is a prayer book. Right? Move along; no credibility problems here. He’s been to the river, been baptized, got his soul converted, and he feels all right.
If Sanford swears an oath, you can take it to the bank. Right? If he tells you peaches are ripe, you get your bucket. Right? Mark’s mouth is a prayer book. Right? Move along; no credibility problems here. He’s been to the river, been baptized, got his soul converted, and he feels all right.
Will it be televised? Who is going to hold the Bible?
Maybe he won’t swear an oath on the Bible so he won’t have any conflicts down the road (like avoiding the word fidelity in his marriage vow.)
Will it be televised? Who is going to hold the Bible?
Maybe he won’t swear an oath on the Bible so he won’t have any conflicts down the road (like avoiding the word fidelity in his marriage vow.)
Get the goddamned motherfucking hell in there ,you no account,ruined, Wizard of Oz for me,’cause you look just like the fucking scarecrow,you piece of shit,whole-berry cranberry sauce sucking ,bastard ,and admit your soul-mate is a transsexual -in -transition,but you’ve depressed him/her so bad,,she/he/it feels like they might as well be dead,you motherfucking asshole! Sworn! You stupid,pig-fucking,corncob ass-wiping,cracker!
Get the goddamned motherfucking hell in there ,you no account,ruined, Wizard of Oz for me,’cause you look just like the fucking scarecrow,you piece of shit,whole-berry cranberry sauce sucking ,bastard ,and admit your soul-mate is a transsexual -in -transition,but you’ve depressed him/her so bad,,she/he/it feels like they might as well be dead,you motherfucking asshole! Sworn! You stupid,pig-fucking,corncob ass-wiping,cracker!
Fuck a bunch of Mark “shirker” Sanford
Fuck a bunch of Mark “shirker” Sanford
Sanfraud.
Sanfraud.