Mere weeks after feigning outrage over the existence of a pornographic movie she was paid to star in, “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham is now poised to make some serious cash off of her “secret” X-rated video.
Why? Because porn giant Vivid confirmed its purchase of the 21-year-old’s sex tape – which will be available next week on the company’s website.
“Since word of this tape got out, we’ve been overwhelmed with inquiries about whether or not we had acquired it,” Vivid CEO Steven Hirsch said in a statement. “I’m happy to confirm that we have purchased it. We went after this movie as vigorously as any sex tape we’ve ever pursued. We felt it was definitely worth it, not only because of Farrah’s popularity, but because the footage itself is amazing.”
Hirsh added that Abraham “is gorgeous, sexy and absolutely uninhibited” in the porno, which will be titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.
Oh, and “Backdoor” is underlined – which we’re assuming means the 70-minute video will include some anal sex.
“She has the kind of independence that our fans find appealing,” Hirsh added.
Because nothing says independence like taking it up the ass, right?
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I hope SC’s own,Rod Fontana,is in this one.He can plow some ass
I hope SC’s own,Rod Fontana,is in this one.He can plow some ass
Plastic. Blah
Plastic. Blah
She looks too fake.
She looks too fake.
“Because nothing says independence like taking it up the ass, right?”
She must be a taxpayer here in SC. Probably lives in Richland County, maybe Columbia. They take it up the ass all the time.
Don’t forget us over here in Lexington County
I wont say we are as bad off as taxpayers in Richland County but personally I have started ordering my Depends online from Guns & Ammo
They offer an unconditional quarantine on their Kevlar series to block any/all penetration by the goddamn cockroaches
This isn’t about taxpayers,it’s about ass-fucking.Don’t be so negative,or maybe you need to get on the pony and ride…
It’s about people taking it up the ass, isn’t it? If so, then we should include the taxpayers. And jimlewisowb is right about Lexington County. We take it up the ass, too. Not quite as bad as Columbia and Richland County yet, but we’re getting there; Bill Banning, Johnny Jeffcoat, Debbie Summers, Jimmy Metts, and God, willing.
Yes,it is.Men are capable of having anal orgasms…;wanna try?
Uhhh… thanks but no thanks. I don’t begrudge you your pleasures, but it’s not my thing, really.
Besides, you’d have to pack a lunch and stand in line behind the aforementioned LexCo officials.
correct,cic
there are various ways of standing in line and packing a lunch
some are more fun than others,although those LexCo officials
might need a really good packing;not that they haven’t had one
before
have done a few,but i’m not gonna blog about it ;-)
LMAO!!!! If and when you feel like sharing (ref the last part of your post), this is definitely the place to do it. I would hope that Sic would give you all the space on here you need.
“Because nothing says independence like taking it up the ass, right?”
She must be a taxpayer here in SC. Probably lives in Richland County, maybe Columbia. They take it up the ass all the time.
Don’t forget us over here in Lexington County
I wont say we are as bad off as taxpayers in Richland County but personally I have started ordering my Depends online from Guns & Ammo
They offer an unconditional quarantee on their Kevlar series to block any/all penetration by the goddamn cockroaches
This isn’t about taxpayers,it’s about ass-fucking.Don’t be so negative,or maybe you need to get on the pony and ride…
It’s about people taking it up the ass, isn’t it? If so, then we should include the taxpayers. And jimlewisowb is right about Lexington County. We take it up the ass, too. Not quite as bad as Columbia and Richland County yet, but we’re getting there; Bill Banning, Johnny Jeffcoat, Debbie Summers, Jimmy Metts, and God, willing.
Yes,it is.Men are capable of having anal orgasms…;wanna try?
Uhhh… thanks but no thanks. I don’t begrudge you your pleasures, but it’s not my thing, really.
Besides, you’d have to pack a lunch and stand in line behind the aforementioned LexCo officials.
correct,cic
there are various ways of standing in line and packing a lunch
some are more fun than others,although those LexCo officials
might need a really good packing;not that they haven’t had one
before
have done a few,but i’m not gonna blog about it ;-)
LMAO!!!! If and when you feel like sharing (ref the last part of your post), this is definitely the place to do it. I would hope that Sic would give you all the space on here you need.
Plasticity is necessary when doing anal.She’s just a prop to watch some DILF’s like Fontana,Dick Nasty ,Claudio,etc- Trash(and you feminists shut up,she loves it!).Fontana and Nasty also do an incredible DP!
Plasticity is necessary when doing anal.She’s just a prop to watch some DILF’s like Fontana,Dick Nasty ,Claudio,etc- Trash(and you feminists shut up,she loves it!).Fontana and Nasty also do an incredible DP!
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT criticize a woman for taking it “up the ass.”
That kind of behavior should be rewarded, not criticized.
This is true!
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT criticize a woman for taking it “up the ass.”
That kind of behavior should be rewarded, not criticized.
This is true!