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Worried about potential inbreeding? There’s an app for that … No really. We’re not exactly sure how the technology works, but the University of Iceland has developed a smartphone app which alerts users to potentially incestuous relationships via an alarm whenever they “bump” their mobile devices. So bump cells before…

Worried about potential inbreeding? There’s an app for that …

No really. We’re not exactly sure how the technology works, but the University of Iceland has developed a smartphone app which alerts users to potentially incestuous relationships via an alarm whenever they “bump” their mobile devices.

So bump cells before you bump uglies … or you might end up with a baby carrying around an extra chromosome.

This is important for Icelanders because according to Bloomberg Businessweek there are only 320,000 inhabitants of the island and “virtually all of them trace their ancestry to the island’s 9th century settlers.”

Wow …

Sounds like this sort of thing that could come in handy on the Charleston peninsula … or pretty much anywhere in South Carolina, for that matter.

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24 comments

shifty henry April 21, 2013 at 8:39 pm

Hmmmmm —- 297,525 degrees of separation……. Hey, Honey – we’re OK !

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shifty henry April 21, 2013 at 8:39 pm

Hmmmmm —- 297,525 degrees of separation……. Hey, Honey – we’re OK !

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tomstickler April 21, 2013 at 8:42 pm

Hardly a serious problem in Iceland, where about 95% of their population going back hundreds of years has been genealogically charted. The cell phone app only sets off an alarm for first cousins, anyway.

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shifty henry April 21, 2013 at 8:57 pm

Right…it’s ok to marry 2nd cousins in many US states. For Iceland a study was done a few years ago showing your information.

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9" April 22, 2013 at 1:16 pm

and they’re really,really cute..

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shifty henry April 22, 2013 at 2:16 pm

…..life’s first lesson in how to avoid temptations (maybe)

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? April 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

I’d imagine living in Iceland and having kids with flippers for arms is probably advantageous in some ways.

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tomstickler April 21, 2013 at 8:42 pm

Hardly a serious problem in Iceland, where about 95% of their population going back hundreds of years has been genealogically charted. The cell phone app only sets off an alarm for first cousins, anyway.

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shifty henry April 21, 2013 at 8:57 pm

Right…it’s ok to marry 2nd cousins in many US states. For Iceland a study was done a few years ago showing your information. Although I would think everyone would know all of their first and second cousins, at the least.

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9" April 22, 2013 at 1:16 pm

and they’re really,really cute..

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shifty henry April 22, 2013 at 2:16 pm

…..life’s first lesson in how to avoid temptations (maybe)

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? April 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

I’d imagine living in Iceland and having kids with flippers for arms is probably advantageous in some ways.

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Sailor April 21, 2013 at 8:46 pm

Now I know what’s wrong with Big T(urd).

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Right April 21, 2013 at 8:59 pm

Well, one of the things that’s wrong, anyway.

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shifty henry April 21, 2013 at 9:06 pm

He’s taking a break for supper right now.

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Sailor April 21, 2013 at 8:46 pm

Now I know what’s wrong with Big T(urd).

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Right April 21, 2013 at 8:59 pm

Well, one of the things that’s wrong, anyway.

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shifty henry April 21, 2013 at 9:06 pm

He’s taking a break for supper right now.

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Comrade1917 April 21, 2013 at 9:45 pm

Lots of inbred yankees are occupying Charleston.

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Gen. Sherman April 23, 2013 at 3:07 pm

It has never been a problem for yankees to occupy Charleston.

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Comrade1917 April 21, 2013 at 9:45 pm

Lots of inbred yankees are occupying Charleston.

Beware of ugly four-eyed Massholes!

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Gen. Sherman April 23, 2013 at 3:07 pm

It has never been a problem for yankees to occupy Charleston.

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9" April 22, 2013 at 8:40 am

that ain’t gonna stop em in SC,where vice is nice,but incest is best

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9" April 22, 2013 at 8:40 am

that ain’t gonna stop em in SC,where vice is nice,but incest is best

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