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Own A Piece Of Ainsley Earhardt

Like most South Carolina politicos, we went gaga over former WLTX TV (and current Fox News) anchor Ainsley Earhardt back in the day. She was – and still is – fine as hell, of that there can be no doubt. She’s also built like a damn brick barnyard. Over the…

Like most South Carolina politicos, we went gaga over former WLTX TV (and current Fox News) anchor Ainsley Earhardt back in the day. She was – and still is – fine as hell, of that there can be no doubt. She’s also built like a damn brick barnyard.

Over the years, though, we’ve learned Earnhardt was a “genius from the neck down” – excelling mainly at reading lines (unless of course those lines included the names of OPEC nations, which have always given Earnhardt fits). We’ve also come to view her as more conventionally attractive than anything else … which is another way of saying she’s pretty, but in a way lots of other women are similarly pretty.

She’s not distinctively attractive … like Dianne Gallagher.

Anyway …

Earnhardt is still a legend in the Tally Atwater-worshiping world of television news babes because she landed a coveted national gig – and has a clothing allowance the size of most local anchors’ salaries. And she’s also still lusted after by millions of Fox News viewers (which we suppose is one way to make a living).

That’s why we suspect two items in a local auction are going to fetch big bucks … even though our founding editor won’t be getting in on the bidding himself (he’s got his eye on some stylish Dior pumps).

What are we referring to? A pair of original Ainsley Earhardt “game worn” dresses that are part of a “Bidding For Good” online auction benefiting something called the The Cooperative Ministry.

One dress is purple, the other red. And as of this writing they could be yours for peanuts (although we suspect that won’t last long).

Also included in the auction? A jacket belonging to U.S. Rep. Jim Clyburn (alas, not a Cosby sweater) and assorted local anchor schwag.

Oh and those Dior pumps, but we will seriously break somebody’s neck if they try to outbid us on those.

In the meantime, here’s some fodder for that whole “conventionally attractive” discussion.

Agree or disagree?

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AINSLEY EARHARDT: OFFICIAL/ FB/ TWITTER/ WIKIPEDIA

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41 comments

Todd April 18, 2013 at 8:52 pm

While I’m no fan of faux news. ..dude are you a lil bit gay? That bitch is a 10 fo sho.

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Scrappy April 18, 2013 at 9:44 pm

That’s pretty Sporty!

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Todd April 18, 2013 at 8:52 pm

While I’m no fan of faux news. ..dude are you a lil bit gay? That bitch is a 10 fo sho.

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Scrappy April 18, 2013 at 9:44 pm

That’s pretty Sporty!

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shifty henry April 18, 2013 at 8:58 pm

Weeelll, if you say so, but I do give her credit for magically turning into a brunette from a blonde.

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Squishy123 April 18, 2013 at 9:26 pm

Do not like the brunette picture… she looks so below average in that picture.

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SC GUY April 19, 2013 at 1:39 pm

The brunette with the orange dress is Gallagher.

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shifty henry April 18, 2013 at 8:58 pm

Weeelll, if you say so,Will, but I do give her credit for magically turning into a brunette from a blonde.

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Squishy123 April 18, 2013 at 9:26 pm

Do not like the brunette picture… she looks so below average in that picture.

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SC GUY April 19, 2013 at 1:39 pm

The brunette with the orange dress is Gallagher.

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Right April 18, 2013 at 9:00 pm

She kinda looks like a dude in that bikini pic.

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Right April 18, 2013 at 9:00 pm

She kinda looks like a dude in that bikini pic.

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Squishy123 April 18, 2013 at 9:07 pm

You keep talking about Earnhardt, are you talking about Dale or Dale, Jr.?

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Squishy123 April 18, 2013 at 9:07 pm

You keep talking about Earnhardt, are you talking about Dale or Dale, Jr.?

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Squishy123 April 18, 2013 at 9:08 pm

They’d make more money if they auctioned off her panties.

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shifty henry April 18, 2013 at 9:12 pm

You’re right—-

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Squishy123 April 18, 2013 at 9:08 pm

They’d make more money if they auctioned off her panties.

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shifty henry April 18, 2013 at 9:12 pm

You’re right—-

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Nimrod April 18, 2013 at 9:52 pm

All fake, except her ass and legs. You’d have to pay me to take her.

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Mark April 22, 2013 at 10:14 am

“You’d have to pay me to take her”? Damn you are a Nimrod. And maybe a fag.

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dannyvice December 19, 2014 at 1:23 am

You are a dishwasher at Denny’s. Get back in your cave

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Nimrod April 18, 2013 at 9:52 pm

All fake, except her ass and legs. You’d have to pay me to take her.

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Mark April 22, 2013 at 10:14 am

“You’d have to pay me to take her”? Damn you are a Nimrod. And maybe a fag.

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Robert April 19, 2013 at 7:53 am

She is pretty. I hear her sister is fine also. Not sure about the other gal you posted. Nice rack, but those teeth? Ainsley may be employed by Fox, but she is seen much. She is off-peak time fluff for them.

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Robert April 19, 2013 at 7:53 am

She is pretty. I hear her sister is fine also. Not sure about the other gal you posted. Nice rack, but those teeth? Ainsley may be employed by Fox, but she is seen much. She is off-peak time fluff for them.

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dwb619 April 19, 2013 at 8:13 am

Is this Big “T”?

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dwb619 April 19, 2013 at 8:13 am

The brunette, is this big idio”T”?

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heels1785 April 19, 2013 at 9:00 am

Met her in Charleston once when she was down covering the GOP Primaries last year.

Holy mother. As advertised, easy 10.

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heels1785 April 19, 2013 at 9:00 am

Met her in Charleston once when she was down covering the GOP Primaries last year.

Holy mother. As advertised, easy 10.

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King-Tut April 19, 2013 at 10:04 am

I dont see it. Pretty on the outside but nothing between rhe ears. She’s engaged now. What happened to her first husband? She dump him for her career? Maybe for a rich guy?

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King-Tut April 19, 2013 at 10:04 am

I dont see it. Pretty on the outside but nothing between rhe ears. She’s engaged now. What happened to her first husband? She dump him for her career? Maybe for a rich guy?

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Squishy123 April 19, 2013 at 10:37 am

Dianne Gallagher isn’t remotely attractive.

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David May 15, 2013 at 12:19 am

You are nuts and apparently have mother issues.

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Squishy123 April 19, 2013 at 10:37 am

Dianne Gallagher isn’t remotely attractive.

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New_Order_Hooky May 15, 2013 at 12:19 am

You are nuts and apparently have mother issues.

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Buz Martin April 19, 2013 at 1:35 pm

I don’t like her face.

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Boz Martin April 19, 2013 at 1:35 pm

I don’t like her face.

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sparty April 22, 2013 at 2:22 pm

Ainsley is a wonderful, sweet woman who has far too much class to reply to your snide comments. BTW, the woman in the black bikini is her FNC co-worker, Anna Kooiman.

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sparty April 22, 2013 at 2:22 pm

Ainsley is a wonderful, sweet woman who has far too much class to reply to your snide comments. BTW, the woman in the black bikini is her FNC co-worker, Anna Kooiman.

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Natural April 25, 2013 at 1:23 am

is she wearing any makeup as a brunette? that looks like a barefaced, just got out of the pool or shower and threw on this ugly puke orange coverup. If that’s her without makeup, I am impressed and was wrong about the mask.

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Natural April 25, 2013 at 1:23 am

is she wearing any makeup as a brunette? that looks like a barefaced, just got out of the pool or shower and threw on this ugly puke orange coverup. If that’s her without makeup, I am impressed and was wrong about the mask.

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