“Suspicious Letter” Sent To White House
A letter with a “suspicious substance” was intercepted by Secret Service agents at an ofYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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2011 Anthrax attacks? Missed that one.
The one in “which five people were kiled”.
….. yes, in 2011 – googled it, but I don’t remember any news about it
2001, people.
2011 Anthrax attacks? Missed that one.
The one in “which five people were kiled”.
….. yes, in 2011 – googled it, but I don’t remember any news about it
2001, people.
The short letter had correct spelling which rules out South Carolina.
The short letter had correct spelling which rules out South Carolina.
No Information Found on CNN
BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) — Authorities who have spent the past forty-eight hours combing CNN in the hopes of finding any information whatsoever have called off their search, they confirmed today.
“After monitoring every minute of CNN’s broadcast since Monday, we have found hearsay, rumors, falsehoods, and a steady stream of inane commentary,” one authority said. “Everything but information.”
The announcement was the second black eye today for CNN, which earlier in the afternoon recanted all of its reporting dating back to mid-2009.
Newly installed CNN chief Jeff Zucker acknowledged that the network had experienced “a rough patch” since he took over earlier this year, but added, “At least no one was watching.”
No Information Found on CNN
BOSTON (The Borowitz Report) — Authorities who have spent the past forty-eight hours combing CNN in the hopes of finding any information whatsoever have called off their search, they confirmed today.
“After monitoring every minute of CNN’s broadcast since Monday, we have found hearsay, rumors, falsehoods, and a steady stream of inane commentary,” one authority said. “Everything but information.”
The announcement was the second black eye today for CNN, which earlier in the afternoon recanted all of its reporting dating back to mid-2009.
Newly installed CNN chief Jeff Zucker acknowledged that the network had experienced “a rough patch” since he took over earlier this year, but added, “At least no one was watching.”