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Sophie Turner: How Is This Possible?

Who is Sophie Turner? According to our sources from Down Under, she’s a 28-year-old Australian swimsuit supermodel known as the “Saucy Aussie.” The 5-foot-9 (36-24-36) blonde bombshell is also the runaway winner of the “Greatest Ass We’ve Ever Seen In Our Lives,” competition – which we both initiated and concluded…

Who is Sophie Turner?

According to our sources from Down Under, she’s a 28-year-old Australian swimsuit supermodel known as the “Saucy Aussie.” The 5-foot-9 (36-24-36) blonde bombshell is also the runaway winner of the “Greatest Ass We’ve Ever Seen In Our Lives,” competition – which we both initiated and concluded the moment we laid eyes on Turner’s unrivaled rumpaliciousness.

Seriously, people … how is this even possible?

We defy you to explain it … or recreate it.

We also want to use this as a “teachable moment” on race relations … given that “black girl ass” has never looked so good on a white woman.

Wait … is that reverse racism?

While you ponder that …

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Pics: Splash News

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46 comments

sid April 2, 2013 at 11:02 am

How is that even possible!?

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque April 2, 2013 at 11:48 am

…with booty pads… they are all the rage right now among ass-poor caucasian females

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Juicy April 3, 2013 at 2:03 am

google sophie turner bikini and you will see she does not wear butt pads lol!

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Major Cordite April 5, 2013 at 5:35 pm

Many of the dudes posting here at Fits need brain pads — IQ enhancers.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque April 2, 2013 at 12:19 pm

this is her website link http://www.supermodelsophie.com and i have attached pics that doesn’t reflect the package the way the out-on-the-town pics do… don’t get me wrong, she is a hottie for sure and i will snuggle up to that booty any day or nite, but booty pads can do a trick on a man’s vision… lol

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Smirks April 2, 2013 at 1:29 pm

Even without the pads, though, wow. Some of the swimsuit pictures you can get a pretty good view and it is still one very healthy butt.

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Leni April 3, 2013 at 1:58 am

In the first image in the black top she looks about 90lbs. The other three look more recent at the same weight and all show a nice badonkadonk. So I don’t really see your point. Girlfriend used to be skinny.

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sid April 2, 2013 at 11:02 am

How is that even possible!?

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque April 2, 2013 at 11:48 am

…with booty pads… they are all the rage right now among ass-poor caucasian females

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Juicy April 3, 2013 at 2:03 am

google sophie turner bikini and you will see she does not wear butt pads lol!

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Major Cordite April 5, 2013 at 5:35 pm

Many of the dudes posting here at Fits need brain pads — IQ enhancers.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque April 2, 2013 at 12:19 pm

this is her website link http://www.supermodelsophie.com and i have attached pics that doesn’t reflect the package the way the out-on-the-town pics do… don’t get me wrong, she is a hottie for sure and i will snuggle up to that booty any day or nite, but booty pads can do a trick on a man’s vision… lol

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Smirks April 2, 2013 at 1:29 pm

Even without the pads, though, wow. Some of the swimsuit pictures you can get a pretty good view and it is still one very healthy butt.

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Leni April 3, 2013 at 1:58 am

In the first image in the black top she looks about 90lbs. The other three look more recent at the same weight and all show a nice badonkadonk. So I don’t really see your point. Girlfriend used to be skinny.

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? April 2, 2013 at 11:13 am

It’s like she’s something out of that old “Heavy Metal” cartoon with the hot cartoon chicks in it.

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? April 2, 2013 at 11:13 am

It’s like she’s something out of that old “Heavy Metal” cartoon with the hot cartoon chicks in it.

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Buz Martin April 2, 2013 at 11:22 am

Damn.

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Boz Martin April 2, 2013 at 11:22 am

Damn.

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Sailor April 2, 2013 at 12:06 pm

It would be a treat to watch her putting those pants on.

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jimlewisowb April 2, 2013 at 12:51 pm

So very true,

It would be exhausting to watch her pulling those pants off

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Sailor April 2, 2013 at 12:06 pm

It would be a treat to watch her putting those pants on.

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jimlewisowb April 2, 2013 at 12:51 pm

So very true,

It would be exhausting to watch her pulling those pants off

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Crooner April 2, 2013 at 2:08 pm

36-24-36 What a winning hand!

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jimlewisowb April 2, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Yep, if I ever got my hands on such a “winning hand” probably would suffer the same fate as holding aces and eights

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Crooner April 2, 2013 at 2:08 pm

36-24-36 What a winning hand!

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jimlewisowb April 2, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Yep, if I ever got my hands on such a “winning hand” probably would suffer the same fate as holding aces and eights

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shifty henry April 2, 2013 at 5:41 pm

Didn’t Shaft say it ?
“I feel it’s my duty to take care of that booty”

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shifty henry April 2, 2013 at 5:41 pm

Didn’t Shaft say it ?
“I feel it’s my duty to take care of that booty”

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shifty henry April 2, 2013 at 5:44 pm

It really amazes me how fast some of you guys can sniff out a post like this. Expecially after Sic Willie posts about 25 political articles in a row.

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shifty henry April 2, 2013 at 5:44 pm

It really amazes me how fast some of you guys can sniff out a post like this. Expecially after Sic Willie posts about 25 political articles in a row.

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CorruptionInColumbia April 2, 2013 at 8:48 pm

I would be happy to shave so I could offer her a clean place to sit.

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CorruptionInColumbia April 2, 2013 at 8:48 pm

I would be happy to shave so I could offer her a clean place to sit.

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scsince60 April 2, 2013 at 9:55 pm

Pictures 5 and 6 look like she should be hanging up laundry in Kingston.

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scsince60 April 2, 2013 at 9:55 pm

Pictures 5 and 6 look like she should be hanging up laundry in Kingston.

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Frank Pytel April 3, 2013 at 5:27 am

Nothing sexy about a plastic butt

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schp007 April 8, 2013 at 9:15 pm

are you ***!

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Frank Pytel April 3, 2013 at 5:27 am

Nothing sexy about a plastic butt

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schp007 April 8, 2013 at 9:15 pm

are you ***!

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lowcorider April 3, 2013 at 9:44 pm

I’d low crawl through 5 miles of concertina wire, drag my balls through broken glass and castrate a mountain lion in a phone booth with a rusty C-Rat lid just to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the tire of the laundry truck that took her dirty skivvies to the cleaners.

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Lowcorider April 3, 2013 at 9:44 pm

I’d low crawl through 5 miles of concertina wire, drag my balls through broken glass and castrate a mountain lion in a phone booth with a rusty C-Rat lid just to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the tire of the laundry truck that took her dirty skivvies to the cleaners.

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Whitaker April 3, 2013 at 9:48 pm

Like to have that for pillows at night only thing i wouldn get much sleep

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lowcorider April 4, 2013 at 7:47 am

Yeah but if she farted you’d get pink eye.

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Whitaker April 3, 2013 at 9:48 pm

Like to have that for pillows at night only thing i wouldn get much sleep

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Lowcorider April 4, 2013 at 7:47 am

Yeah but if she farted you’d get pink eye.

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9" April 7, 2013 at 2:56 am

this is better

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9" April 7, 2013 at 2:56 am

this is better

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