Spoof Mocks South Carolina’s Love Of Hardee’s
Spoof website The Onion has a hilarious faux news story up mocking the state of South Carolina’You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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“You want fries with that?”
“You want fries with that?”
Perhaps someone should push to allow the purchase of thick burgers with food stamps, thus marrying the cultures together as they should be.
Perhaps someone should push to allow the purchase of thick burgers with food stamps, thus marrying the cultures together as they should be.
You already can buy “thickburgers” with food stamps. Just “swipe” the card at the window!
You already can buy “thickburgers” with food stamps. Just “swipe” the card at the window!
My ex-brother-in-law, Gorman, is attempting to contact The Onion to ask them about the difference between the blue and red markers. He thinks it might be a rating system, and he wants to get the best. He says he will hit them all.
Curiosity got the better of me. According to Hardee’s website, the red dots are the locations that do the “Red Burrito” stuff.
Also, on the west coast, it is called “Carl’s Jr.” and “Green Burrito.” I’m not sure about you guys, but I think we got the better end of the stick. There’s just something wrong with the notion of your burrito being green.
http://locations.carlsjr.com/carlsjr/cgi/selection?zip=Enter%20a%20City,%20State%20or%20Zip
Thanks for the info – that’s interesting.
My ex-brother-in-law, Gorman, is attempting to contact The Onion to ask them about the difference between the blue and red markers. He thinks it might be a rating system, and he wants to get the best. He says he will hit them all.
Curiosity got the better of me. According to Hardee’s website, the red dots are the locations that do the “Red Burrito” stuff.
Also, on the west coast, it is called “Carl’s Jr.” and “Green Burrito.” I’m not sure about you guys, but I think we got the better end of the stick. There’s just something wrong with the notion of your burrito being green.
http://locations.carlsjr.com/carlsjr/cgi/selection?zip=Enter%20a%20City,%20State%20or%20Zip
Thanks for the info – that’s interesting.
We are all comrades now.
We are all comrades now.
Fun story… there is no Hardee’s in Hardeeville.
Fun story… there is no Hardee’s in Hardeeville.
Hardies iz grate.i on’t unnerstan
Hardies iz grate.i on’t unnerstan
She looks like Rita Jenrette, wife of the disgraced republican U.S. Rep. John “Abscam” Jenrette, and who famously fucked John on the Capitol Steps and talked about it in a Playboy interview.
Rita still looking fine. Married to some foreign royalty.
Elected democrats like Bill Clinton don’t have a monopoly on extramarital sexcapades. I understand Gov. Haley had sex with Will Folks in her car and at various motels for two years before finding two new beaus to meet up with.
She looks like Rita Jenrette, wife of the disgraced republican U.S. Rep. John “Abscam” Jenrette, and who famously fucked John on the Capitol Steps and talked about it in a Playboy interview.
Rita still looking fine. Married to some foreign royalty.
Elected democrats like Bill Clinton don’t have a monopoly on extramarital sexcapades. I understand Gov. Haley had sex with Will Folks in her car and at various motels for two years before finding two new beaus to meet up with.
Yum, Klum!
Yum, Klum!
The reason there are no Hardee’s restaurants in the western section of the country is because they’re called Carl’s Jr. out there. Granted, there are far fewer and the density is less impressive. But, they do exist.
http://locations.carlsjr.com/carlsjr/
The reason there are no Hardee’s restaurants in the western section of the country is because they’re called Carl’s Jr. out there. Granted, there are far fewer and the density is less impressive. But, they do exist.
http://locations.carlsjr.com/carlsjr/
The joke is kinda dated.
The joke is kinda dated.
My health food consist of “Vi-ennie” sausages and potted meat on saltines washed down with a Mountain Dew. Good stuff.
My health food consist of “Vi-ennie” sausages and potted meat on saltines washed down with a Mountain Dew. Good stuff.
Add to that Carl’s Jr chain … Hardees was rebranded on the Left Coast.
Add to that Carl’s Jr chain … Hardees was rebranded on the Left Coast.