Maybe this was the game changing endorsement Curtis Bostic’s team was referring to?
One day after rising from dead, the Son of our Lord weighed in on the “Republican” runoff in South Carolina’s first congressional district – signaling his support for the fiscally liberal former Charleston County councilman over philandering former S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford.
His chosen (including the faithful at the Baptist Tabernacle in Ladson, S.C.) are already rallying …
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Ha! We especially like the “feel like puking?” sign in the background …
Anyway, a message attributed to the Tabernacle also began popping up on social media sites this week …
If you support [Mark Sanford], you will answer for it. The Judgement Seat of Christ, should you truly have salvation in your heart, is a terrible place of, oh yes, judgement. Paul warns of the pain many will experience there.
Lord have mercy!
Sanford and Bostic face off this week for the GOP nod in the first district – a seat vacated earlier this year by newly appointed U.S. Sen. Tim Scott. The winner goes up against Democrat Elizabeth Colbert-Busch in next month’s special election.
UPDATE: Obviously Jesus didn’t endorse Bostic (who appears to be a habitual bearer of false witness), but this crazy Tabernacle in Ladson did. Sheesh … to read our endorsement in this race, click here. And for some additional context, click here.
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HEAL !!! VOTE FOR BOSTIC !!! MAY THE LAME WALK, THE BLIND SEE, AND THE DEMONS BE DRIVEN OUT !!! IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!!! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN !!!
Which reminds me —–
Three guys with injuries go into a bar to chug a few beers. One guy has his leg in a cast and is on crutches. The second guy has his arm in a cast. The third guy is wearing a neck brace.
After being served, one guy looks down to the end of the bar, and calls the bartender over. He asks, “Have you noticed the guy at the end of bar who looks like Jesus?”
The bartender replies, “Actually, he is Jesus.”
The three guys decide to each send a beer to him to honor him for all of His good works..
When Jesus is leaving, he stops to thank them for the beers. He says, “I will do something nice for each of you.”
Jesus says to the guy on crutches, “Thou be healed.” The leg cast splits and the man throws away his crutches. “Gee, thanks,” he says.
Jesus says to guy with the arm cast. “Thou be healed.” The cast splits and the man also says, “Gee, thanks.”
As Jesus turns to the guy with the neck brace, the man says, “I appreciate it but please don’t bother. I’m still collecting my disability checks.”
Amem, brother Oral! Too bad BigT couldn’t get off work to stump for Bostic, but Jesus has jumped in to save us from the Democrat!
HEAL !!! VOTE FOR BOSTIC !!! MAY THE LAME WALK, THE BLIND SEE, AND THE DEMONS BE DRIVEN OUT !!! IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!!! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN !!!
Which reminds me —–
Three guys with injuries go into a bar to chug a few beers. One guy has his leg in a cast and is on crutches. The second guy has his arm in a cast. The third guy is wearing a neck brace.
After being served, one guy looks down to the end of the bar, and calls the bartender over. He asks, “Have you noticed the guy at the end of bar who looks like Jesus?”
The bartender replies, “Actually, he is Jesus.”
The three guys decide to each send a beer to him to honor him for all of His good works..
When Jesus is leaving, he stops to thank them for the beers. He says, “I will do something nice for each of you.”
Jesus says to the guy on crutches, “Thou be healed.” The leg cast splits and the man throws away his crutches. “Gee, thanks,” he says.
Jesus says to guy with the arm cast. “Thou be healed.” The cast splits and the man also says, “Gee, thanks.”
As Jesus turns to the guy with the neck brace, the man says, “I appreciate it but please don’t bother. I’m still collecting my disability checks.”
Amem, brother Oral! Too bad BigT couldn’t get off work to stump for Bostic, but Jesus has jumped in to save us from the Democrat!
“We reject any form of the theory of evolution” Yeah, no thanks, Baptist Tabernacle.
They might be right if they are referring to themselves.
:)
Ever ask your (Dumb@$$) selves…why it’s called THEORY of Evolution???
Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)
Now I concede you cannot PROVE creation, but at least there is a RECORDED history to base Creation, or intelligent design, on.
You have nothing, other than a bunch of Dumb@$$ liberals who HATE Christians, and think your THEORY gives you more of a reason to Hate people who worship a God, other than liberalsim…
“Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)”
Please, we have fossil records, DNA…but enlighten us, Dipshit.
You’re a complete fool.
We have recorded history from over 4 billion years ago? Really? Were humans really around to witness and record the creation of the solar system?
Ya know, a majority of Christians do believe in evolution. (Well, maybe not in SC.) Catholics were on board as of 1950. Why don’t you join at least the 20th century.
I guess as a Christian hater, I really should stop going to those services every week…
Give us your take on the THEORY of Gravity.
Then look up the dictionary definition of “theory.”
“The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson
If I only had a hammer:
http://www.thelocal.se/46930/20130401#.UVnpwIy9KSN
It’s official. BigT has jumped the shark.
“We reject any form of the theory of evolution” Yeah, no thanks, Baptist Tabernacle.
They might be right if they are referring to themselves.
:)
Ever ask your (Dumb@$$) selves…why it’s called THEORY of Evolution???
Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)
Now I concede you cannot PROVE creation, but at least there is a RECORDED history to base Creation, or intelligent design, on.
You have nothing, other than a bunch of Dumb@$$ liberals who HATE Christians, and think your THEORY gives you more of a reason to Hate people who worship a God, other than liberalsim…
“Evolution is FAR, FAR from proven (easier to dis=prove, considerign all the Hoaxes perptuated in its name.)”
Please, we have fossil records, DNA…but enlighten us, Dipshit.
You’re a complete fool.
We have recorded history from over 4 billion years ago? Really? Were humans really around to witness and record the creation of the solar system?
Ya know, a majority of Christians do believe in evolution. (Well, maybe not in SC.) Catholics were on board as of 1950. Why don’t you join at least the 20th century.
I guess as a Christian hater, I really should stop going to those services every week…
Give us your take on the THEORY of Gravity.
Then look up the dictionary definition of “theory.”
“The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson
If I only had a hammer:
http://www.thelocal.se/46930/20130401#.UVnpwIy9KSN
It’s official. BigT has jumped the shark.
Jesus may have endorsed Bostic, but Pablo, Jorge, Rico, Jose, Pedro, and the rest of the guys at Stall & Ashley Phosphate are voting Democrat.
No theyre not.Cant vote.No picture Ids!
Jesus may have endorsed Bostic, but Pablo, Jorge, Rico, Jose, Pedro, and the rest of the guys at Stall & Ashley Phosphate are voting Democrat.
No theyre not.Cant vote.No picture Ids!
Blashemy from Curtis Bostic. He’s going straight to hell along with Sanford. And I’m Not Particular a religious person.
Blashemy from Curtis Bostic. He’s going straight to hell along with Sanford. And I’m Not Particular a religious person.
Look: FITS is a proud, Christian-bashing, Religious Bigot. Anti-Christian Liberals on here squeal w/ glee, and agree, when FITS attacks Christians who do not manifest their beliefs, in a way in which he approves. FITS supports Sanford.
Admit who you are FITS, and what you stand for. Why are you, and the libs, a Cowardm for what you represent?
Again, man … I love you.
And I thank you, and all liberals, for being you. No one would believe me, otherwise.
You know, some Christians like me are glad this was brought to light. I’m tired of it being implied it’s a sin to vote for Mark Sanford.
I agree, it is wrong to imply it would be a sin to vote for Mark Sanford. It is far better to say it explicitly and eliminate doubt.
Look: FITS is a proud, Christian-bashing, Religious Bigot. Anti-Christian Liberals on here squeal w/ glee, and agree, when FITS attacks Christians who do not manifest their beliefs, in a way in which he approves. FITS supports Sanford.
Admit who you are FITS, and what you stand for. Why are you, and the libs, a Cowardm for what you represent?
Again, man … I love you.
And I thank you, and all liberals, for being you. No one would believe me, otherwise.
You know, some Christians like me are glad this was brought to light. I’m tired of it being implied it’s a sin to vote for Mark Sanford.
I agree, it is wrong to imply it would be a sin to vote for Mark Sanford. It is far better to say it explicitly and eliminate doubt.
Jesus said “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” I guess Jesus gets first dibs on Bostic.
any redneck moron is ready to lead the state backwards, entrenching us in the Neanderthal days. gotta love baptist morons ! esp from that CLASSY Ladson …….
Ever look at the voting stats in Dillon County, Hampton and Willuiamsburg, Clarendon, Orangeburg counties???…If it’s backward, you’re a Dumb@$$ if you have educated yourself, and cannot figure out why…But if you vote “D” I think we know the answer to the question…,
You are proof that Ignorance (and voting democrat) is Bliss…
Jesus said “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” I guess Jesus gets first dibs on Bostic.
any redneck moron is ready to lead the state backwards, entrenching us in the Neanderthal days. gotta love baptist morons ! esp from that CLASSY Ladson …….
Ever look at the voting stats in Dillon County, Hampton and Willuiamsburg, Clarendon, Orangeburg counties???…If it’s backward, you’re a Dumb@$$ if you have educated yourself, and cannot figure out why…But if you vote “D” I think we know the answer to the question…,
You are proof that Ignorance (and voting democrat) is Bliss…
Satan endorses Sanford.
Satan endorses Sanford.
So,does that mean Sanford can stop wearing the Bible on a chain around his neck,the one he’s been wearing every since he got caught in Argentina ?
This guy sounds more and more like Richard Eckstrom and Bob Peeler! living in sin, while attending Church and continuing to profess their belief.
God will not be mocked !
So,does that mean Sanford can stop wearing the Bible on a chain around his neck,the one he’s been wearing every since he got caught in Argentina ?
This guy sounds more and more like Richard Eckstrom and Bob Peeler! living in sin, while attending Church and continuing to profess their belief.
God will not be mocked !
This just in —— Bostic is “pumped up” over the news of his latest endorsement.
This just in —— Bostic is “pumped up” over the news of his latest endorsement.
“One day after rising from dead, the Son of our Lord weighed in on the “Republican” runoff in South Carolina’s first congressional district.”
Actually today would be approximately 1978 years after he rose from the dead, give or take a few years . So it did take him quite a while to weigh in on SC politics.
If Jesus had had a gun, he’ll still be alive.
Wow, wrong on so many levels!
“One day after rising from dead, the Son of our Lord weighed in on the “Republican” runoff in South Carolina’s first congressional district.”
Actually today would be approximately 1978 years after he rose from the dead, give or take a few years . So it did take him quite a while to weigh in on SC politics.
If Jesus had had a gun, he’ll still be alive.
Wow, wrong on so many levels!
Paul? That guy who pulled Christians out of their homes, at night, and killed them? That Paul?
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Enough with that. Jackie Bradely Jr is starting today.
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Paul? That guy who pulled Christians out of their homes, at night, and killed them? That Paul?
http://barnhardt.biz/
Enough with that. Jackie Bradely Jr is starting today.
http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?c_id=bos&gid=2013_04_01_bosmlb_nyamlb_1#gid=2013_04_01_bosmlb_nyamlb_1&mode=gameday
Several years ago passed by a juke joint and the portable sign missing one wheel read,
Jesus stopped by last night and said all was forgiven, Happy Hour beings at 6
Several years ago passed by a juke joint and the portable sign missing one wheel read,
Jesus stopped by last night and said all was forgiven, Happy Hour beings at 6
I realize that this is an April Fools post, but it would be nice to see a politician not pander to any religious group. Especially since they have tax exempt status, and therefore should shut up about politics.
I realize that this is an April Fools post, but it would be nice to see a politician not pander to any religious group. Especially since they have tax exempt status, and therefore should shut up about politics.
Our Real Gods:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5YDEu2JLVY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj6gKxMzzG0
Our Real Gods:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5YDEu2JLVY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj6gKxMzzG0