Today’s big news at the University of South Carolina Upstate is a cease and desist order issued by S.C. Attorney General Alan Wilson against professor (and James Bond villain wanna-be) Richard “Ric” Routh.
What did Routh do? This … (more here).
Of course we also got a USC-Upstate related tip today about Colton Hodge, the unemployed no talent ass clown who landed on our radar screen last summer when he sang an angry Metallica ballad to S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley (which resulted in the cops paying him a visit).
Anyway Hodge is apparently upset over the coverage he has received from FITSNews, prompting him to record another angry karaoke cover … this time to the tune of Staind’s 2001 song “Outside.”
Take a listen …
(Click to play)
Yeah … thank God for the mute button right?
Seriously, people … we’ve listened to dying animals with better pitch than than this guy.
Anyway, the video is noteworthy not for the talent of the performer, but the message he leaves of our website during the final fourteen seconds of this atonal audible atrocity.
“F*ck Fits News,” Hodge writes, shooting a pair of middle fingers in the air while wearing a Batman mask.
Solid …
UPDATE: Hodge also has a new video dedicated to S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley.
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He sounds worse than William Hung, which I didn’t even think was possible.
William Hung??? I don’t know him. Is he single? That doesn’t really matter. Do you have his number?
He sounds worse than William Hung, which I didn’t even think was possible.
William Hung??? I don’t know him. Is he single? That doesn’t really matter. Do you have his number?
lol….you’ve hit a lode mine of comedic gold.
lol….you’ve hit a lode mine of comedic gold.
As a nothing fish in any pond, I can still laugh at this character.
(Though I have seen the phenomenon before around small universities in small cities.)
As a nothing fish in any pond, I can still laugh at this character.
(Though I have seen the phenomenon before around small universities in small cities.)
He made the vids private after you posted them – can’t watch them.
He made the vids private after you posted them – can’t watch them.
Look, everybody here in Sparkle City knows this boy ain’t right. Leave him alone. Writing about him is not unlike kicking a puppy.
Look, everybody here in Sparkle City knows this boy ain’t right. Leave him alone. Writing about him is not unlike kicking a puppy.
Is he from Bamberg?
Is he from Bamberg?
This guy’s just looking for attention because his rich ass daddy took away his money and affection.
This guy’s just looking for attention because his rich ass daddy took away his money and affection.
He should record under the name Enema. That’s what he sounds like.
He should record under the name Enema. That’s what he sounds like.
what an idiot.
what an idiot.