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Andre Bauer Did This …

Former S.C. Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer turned forty-four years old today (six years old in South Carolina political years), an occasion he marked by removing his shirt and posting the picture on Facebook. “Thank you all for the birthday wishes,” Bauer wrote. “Just finished a jog over the Ravenel Bridge….

Former S.C. Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer turned forty-four years old today (six years old in South Carolina political years), an occasion he marked by removing his shirt and posting the picture on Facebook.

“Thank you all for the birthday wishes,” Bauer wrote. “Just finished a jog over the Ravenel Bridge. They say age is just a number. Well today that number is 44 … However it feels like 24. May you take time out to do something for yourself today.”

And here’s the pic …

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andre bauer

Hmmm …

Here’s the real question, though … who took the pic? And how many snaps were required before the ex-Lite Gov was satisfied with the visual?

Inquiring minds …

A former State Senator, Bauer served two terms as lieutenant governor from 2003-2011. Since then it’s been downhill for him politically. He finished fourth in the 2010 GOP primary for governor and was thumped by Tom Rice in the GOP runoff for the seventh congressional district last year.

How does he look with his shirt off, though? To the poll!

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74 comments

Glenn March 20, 2013 at 6:47 pm

Andre, you’re such a hunk. Let’s play again soon. I’ll make the SLED guard leave this time.

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Gay Dude March 21, 2013 at 5:36 pm

Wait, McConnell & Andre handle each other???

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Glenn March 20, 2013 at 6:47 pm

Andre, you’re such a hunk. Let’s play again soon. I’ll make the SLED guard leave this time.

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Gay Dude March 21, 2013 at 5:36 pm

Wait, McConnell & Andre handle each other???

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Buz Martin March 20, 2013 at 6:53 pm

He’s a total jerk.

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Boz Martin March 20, 2013 at 6:53 pm

He’s a total jerk.

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Earl Crapps March 20, 2013 at 7:13 pm

he is ready for Gay porn

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Smirks March 20, 2013 at 9:30 pm

Andre Bauer meets Paul Ryan at the gym showers? Special appearance by Lindsey Graham?

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Earl Crapps March 20, 2013 at 7:13 pm

he is ready for Gay porn

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Smirks March 20, 2013 at 9:30 pm

Andre Bauer meets Paul Ryan at the gym showers? Special appearance by Lindsey Graham?

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Neocon March 20, 2013 at 7:15 pm

I’d hit it!

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Neocon March 20, 2013 at 7:15 pm

I’d hit it!

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Gillon March 20, 2013 at 7:33 pm

Andre’s last sentence pretty much sums up his view of public service and life in general: “…do something for yourself”. The only thing more pitiful is that the people of SC elected him and fellow narcissist Mark Sanford for two terms.

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Gillon March 20, 2013 at 7:33 pm

Andre’s last sentence pretty much sums up his view of public service and life in general: “…do something for yourself”. The only thing more pitiful is that the people of SC elected him and fellow narcissist Mark Sanford for two terms.

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Right March 20, 2013 at 7:52 pm

Eh. He’s no Anthony Weiner.

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Right March 20, 2013 at 7:52 pm

Eh. He’s no Anthony Weiner.

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Mimosa March 20, 2013 at 7:53 pm

That’s probably the gayest thing I’ve seen in a while. Did Lindsey send him a picture back.

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Smirks March 20, 2013 at 9:32 pm

It’s like the sock off pics, but much, much worse…

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Mimosa March 20, 2013 at 7:53 pm

That’s probably the gayest thing I’ve seen in a while. Did Lindsey send him a picture back.

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Smirks March 20, 2013 at 9:32 pm

It’s like the sock off pics, but much, much worse…

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9" March 20, 2013 at 8:05 pm

He is not ready for gay porn;totally emaciated.I’d split his scrawny butt in two…
Here’s your goal,Andrea:

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9" March 20, 2013 at 8:05 pm

He is not ready for gay porn;totally emaciated.I’d split his scrawny butt in two…
Here’s your goal,Andrea:

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roofus March 20, 2013 at 8:06 pm

this pic was on grinder

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roofus March 20, 2013 at 8:06 pm

this pic was on grinder

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jimlewisowb March 20, 2013 at 8:20 pm

Jesus H. Christ, South Carolina has got to be the most fucked up goddamn State in the history of the United States when it comes to cockroach politicians and elected/appointed officials.

You have a Senator in the upstate flying in an out of town strange whore to fuck a substantial percentage of the tax paying population then has the gall to bill the same taxpayers who are being fucked for the whore’s services,

You have a defrocked Governor who has reinvented himself with the Holy Gospel of Mark in his right hand and a stone tablet of 5 Commandments in the other hand,

You have a Legislature who spends billions and billions of dollars but can’t get the simple message that kids who go to school in this State can’t read, write or add unless they have an electronic tablet in their hands,

You have a Governor who for the first two years of her administration has done absolutely nothing to improve the day to day life of the citizens but has spent more money than any Governor before her and will run for re-election on her conservative record of achievement and will probably win,

You have more than six but less than a dozen chief county law enforcement officers who apparently upon their election lost their fucking minds and operated as if they never ever attended a single class on “hey stupid the laws apply to you, also”,

And now today. What do we get today. We get a former Lt. Governor of the Great State of South Carolina who for some unknown reason decides to show the whole universe what he looks like half naked,

Damn, you little fucked up twerp. If you want to get naked why not go to any of the 3,243 strip clubs over in Turdsville, USA(aka Myrtle Beach) and prance around nakkied 24/7 while squealing middle age mirfs shove two dollars bills up your ass crack,

God has got to be watching this State. Any day I expect a bright light and everyone who looks up at it to be turned into a pillar of salt.

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shifty henry March 20, 2013 at 8:39 pm

You’re close, jim, because apparantly Andre thought that the two holidays celebrated today are just for him! ——- and he is sooooo haaaaappy! —–

1) Proposal Day
2) Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day

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southmauldin March 21, 2013 at 9:36 am

This is the best post of 2013. Might as well shut the blog down until next year.

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jimlewisowb March 20, 2013 at 8:20 pm

Jesus H. Christ, South Carolina has got to be the most fucked up goddamn State in the history of the United States when it comes to cockroach politicians and elected/appointed officials.

You have a Senator in the upstate flying in an out of town strange whore to fuck a substantial percentage of the tax paying population then has the gall to bill the same taxpayers who are being fucked for the whore’s services,

You have a defrocked Governor who has reinvented himself with the Holy Gospel of Mark in his right hand and a stone tablet of 5 Commandments in the other hand,

You have a Legislature who spends billions and billions of dollars but can’t get the simple message that kids who go to school in this State can’t read, write or add unless they have an electronic tablet in their hands,

You have a Governor who for the first two years of her administration has done absolutely nothing to improve the day to day life of the citizens but has spent more money than any Governor before her and will run for re-election on her conservative record of achievement and will probably win,

You have more than six but less than a dozen chief county law enforcement officers who apparently upon their election lost their fucking minds and operated as if they never ever attended a single class on “hey stupid the laws apply to you, also”,

And now today. What do we get today. We get a former Lt. Governor of the Great State of South Carolina who for some unknown reason decides to show the whole universe what he looks like half naked,

Damn, you little fucked up twerp. If you want to get naked why not go to any of the 3,243 strip clubs over in Turdsville, USA(aka Myrtle Beach) and prance around nakkied 24/7 while squealing middle age mirfs shove two dollars bills up your ass crack,

God has got to be watching this State. Any day I expect a bright light and everyone who looks up at it to be turned into a pillar of salt.

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shifty henry March 20, 2013 at 8:39 pm

You’re close, jim, because apparantly Andre thought that the two holidays celebrated today are just for him! ——- and he is sooooo haaaaappy! —–

1) Proposal Day
2) Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day

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southmauldin March 21, 2013 at 9:36 am

This is the best post of 2013. Might as well shut the blog down until next year.

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MyDaddyIsRich March 20, 2013 at 8:30 pm

Who is taking the picture?

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billyboob March 20, 2013 at 10:25 pm

His GAY lover…What is the deal SC should be a Bad Ass state but we elect effeminant politicians with gay sounding names…ie. Andre, Lindsey, & Glenn

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Mister ten-and-a-half March 20, 2013 at 11:53 pm

These pricks all self-deal.

Andre’s latest was the triangle-shaped property that DOT appraised at $35K and which Bauer sold for $135K.

Glenn’s was selling his damaged, junk CSA Galleries inventory to the Friends of the Hunley shop for top dollar.

Lindsey gives away US flags from the Capital to his special friends.

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MyDaddyIsRich March 20, 2013 at 8:30 pm

Who is taking the picture?

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billyboob March 20, 2013 at 10:25 pm

His GAY lover…What is the deal SC should be a Bad Ass state but we elect effeminant politicians with gay sounding names…ie. Andre, Lindsey, & Glenn

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Mister ten-and-a-half March 20, 2013 at 11:53 pm

These pricks all self-deal.

Andre’s latest was the triangle-shaped property that DOT appraised at $35K and which Bauer sold for $135K.

Glenn’s was selling his damaged, junk CSA Galleries inventory to the Friends of the Hunley shop for top dollar.

Lindsey gives away US flags from the Capital to his special friends.

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Monica Key March 20, 2013 at 9:19 pm

He’s in great shape!

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Monica Key March 20, 2013 at 9:19 pm

He’s in great shape!

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shifty henry March 20, 2013 at 9:54 pm

Ooops! ……… just been notified that March 21 is ——- FRAGRANCE DAY!
Double happiness for Andre —

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shifty henry March 20, 2013 at 9:54 pm

Ooops! ……… just been notified that March 21 is ——- FRAGRANCE DAY!
Double happiness for Andre —

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Country Joe & The Fish March 20, 2013 at 10:04 pm

Andre & Glenn get love all around the shoulders:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJX–a18Rbo

Your love is like a rainbow
Your love is like a rainbow, darling
You know your love is like a rainbow
I say hey your love is like a rainbow
Runnin’ all around my shoulders
Runnin’ all around my shoulders,
You know that your love is like a rainbow
Now runnin’ all around my shoulders, yeah, and I
Love you, you know I do … alright.

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Country Joe & The Fish March 20, 2013 at 10:04 pm

Andre & Glenn get love all around the shoulders:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJX–a18Rbo

Your love is like a rainbow
Your love is like a rainbow, darling
You know your love is like a rainbow
I say hey your love is like a rainbow
Runnin’ all around my shoulders
Runnin’ all around my shoulders,
You know that your love is like a rainbow
Now runnin’ all around my shoulders, yeah, and I
Love you, you know I do … alright.

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gamercock March 20, 2013 at 10:22 pm

I bet if you search hard enough you’ll find a connection to your Herpes Article. He is so freaking queer.

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capitol fly March 21, 2013 at 12:28 pm

Andre’ isn’t queer, he just likes to hold em in his mouth until the swelling goes away!

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gamercock March 20, 2013 at 10:22 pm

I bet if you search hard enough you’ll find a connection to your Herpes Article. He is so freaking queer.

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capitol fly March 21, 2013 at 12:28 pm

Andre’ isn’t queer, he just likes to hold em in his mouth until the swelling goes away!

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bulldogcharles March 20, 2013 at 10:28 pm

Why don’t you change your poll to hot, not hot, or GAY?

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bulldogcharles March 20, 2013 at 10:28 pm

Why don’t you change your poll to hot, not hot, or GAY?

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Anonymous March 20, 2013 at 10:37 pm

Took a jog over the Ravenel Bridge? I thought he had moved to Myrtle Beach. Did he already move back to Charleston?

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Anonymous March 20, 2013 at 10:37 pm

Took a jog over the Ravenel Bridge? I thought he had moved to Myrtle Beach. Did he already move back to Charleston?

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sweepin March 20, 2013 at 11:18 pm

What a narcissitic and sick bastard he is. If he lives until he’s 60, no one in the state will even know him. His voter group (Seniors) has been dying off for the past 10 years by the thousands and there is no chance he can relate to those who are younger and live in the real world.

Loser is the word, pure and simple.

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sweepin March 20, 2013 at 11:18 pm

What a narcissitic and sick bastard he is. If he lives until he’s 60, no one in the state will even know him. His voter group (Seniors) has been dying off for the past 10 years by the thousands and there is no chance he can relate to those who are younger and live in the real world.

Loser is the word, pure and simple.

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Hannah March 20, 2013 at 11:40 pm

an anthony weiner wannabe…..

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Hannah March 20, 2013 at 11:40 pm

an anthony weiner wannabe…..

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Whammy Tailbigg March 21, 2013 at 5:29 am

ooooorrrrooooooo I think he is sexuous and beautiful I want want one of him if he is strate

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Arlen Cooper September 21, 2013 at 3:48 pm

Bigg Tail, he is every “ting” but … “strate.”

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Whammy Tailbigg March 21, 2013 at 5:29 am

ooooorrrrooooooo I think he is sexuous and beautiful I want want one of him if he is strate

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Tyrone Butternuts March 21, 2013 at 9:38 am

Pathetic. He really needs to get a life.

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Tyrone Butternuts March 21, 2013 at 9:38 am

Pathetic. He really needs to get a life.

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You know me March 21, 2013 at 10:07 am

Thank God it’s not the wiener pic.

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You know me March 21, 2013 at 10:07 am

Thank God it’s not the wiener pic.

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Manray9 March 21, 2013 at 10:57 am

Does he take his shirt off when washing the feet of children? He has to be one of the creepiest men in politics — even for South Carolina!

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Manray9 March 21, 2013 at 10:57 am

Does he take his shirt off when washing the feet of children? He has to be one of the creepiest men in politics — even for South Carolina!

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buthole buddy March 21, 2013 at 11:05 am

Maybe Lindsey took the picture. Are they an item?

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buthole buddy March 21, 2013 at 11:05 am

Maybe Lindsey took the picture. Are they an item?

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Thought You Had More Class March 21, 2013 at 1:36 pm

Aackk!!! My Eyes!!! First off….get thee to a tanning booth. And its good to know that a political career isn’t that important to you any more.

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Thought You Had More Class March 21, 2013 at 1:36 pm

Aackk!!! My Eyes!!! First off….get thee to a tanning booth. And its good to know that a political career isn’t that important to you any more.

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Caleb on JI March 22, 2013 at 10:35 am

Good for him for staying in shape at an age when the vast majority of guys let themselves go.

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9" March 22, 2013 at 10:41 am

But why aren’t the HIV medications working?

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Caleb on JI March 22, 2013 at 10:35 am

Good for him for staying in shape at an age when the vast majority of guys let themselves go.

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9" March 22, 2013 at 10:41 am

But why aren’t the HIV medications working?

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barbie March 27, 2013 at 9:08 am

If Haley goes running with him on her birthday can she take her shirt off and post it so we can all vote too? Hey…..maybe the entire legislature could do it and post the pics on a calendar so all of us LUCKY S.C. citizens could buy one for our personal viewing pleasure – or displeasure as the case may be! Andrea may have set a precedent!

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barbie March 27, 2013 at 9:08 am

If Haley goes running with him on her birthday can she take her shirt off and post it so we can all vote too? Hey…..maybe the entire legislature could do it and post the pics on a calendar so all of us LUCKY S.C. citizens could buy one for our personal viewing pleasure – or displeasure as the case may be! Andrea may have set a precedent!

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justmeeeee April 1, 2016 at 8:13 pm

I’d do him. in fact, I think maybe I did!

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