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Viva Spring Break!

This website was recently described by reporter Diane Knich of The (Charleston, S.C.) Post and Courier as “a mix of political news, insider political gossip and photographs of scantily clad women.” We’ll take that … although to our discredit we’ve been slacking off lately on the “scantily clad” front. Oh well,…

This website was recently described by reporter Diane Knich of The (Charleston, S.C.) Post and Courier as “a mix of political news, insider political gossip and photographs of scantily clad women.”

We’ll take that … although to our discredit we’ve been slacking off lately on the “scantily clad” front.

Oh well, in Knich’s honor, we’d like to take a moment to “bring the sexy back” by paying tribute to a uniquely American institution: Spring Break. While haters gonna hate (as evidenced by this ridiculousness down in Florida), Spring Break is part of the American historical tapestry, dating all the way back to the New Deal – when the Colgate men’s swimming team decided to hold its spring practices in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Since then the Sunshine State has been where the party’s at … although things got so raucous back in “the day” (a.k.a. the early 1980s) that the federal government felt compelled to set the national drinking age at 21.

Party poopers …

Anyway, we have long believed that anyone who is old enough to vote (or be drafted into the U.S. Armed Forces against their will) is old enough to drink alcohol. In fact we’ve consistently urged law enforcement officials to focus more of their energies on combating real crime than trying to make a buck off of busting underage drinkers.

After all when those priorities get out of whack, it’s not a pretty picture …

What is a pretty picture (several of them, actually)? Spring break …

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28 comments

Smirks March 14, 2013 at 11:09 am

Good stuff.

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Smirks March 14, 2013 at 11:09 am

Good stuff.

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Bubbas Brother March 14, 2013 at 11:29 am

I was doing Spring Break when the drinking age was 18 – there wasn’t nothing like this walking down the beach back then…

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The Colonel (R) March 14, 2013 at 11:29 am

I was doing Spring Break when the drinking age was 18 – there wasn’t nothing like this walking down the beach back then…

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shifty henry March 14, 2013 at 11:39 am

Blackbeard never would have thought there could be that much “booty” ——

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shifty henry March 14, 2013 at 11:39 am

Blackbeard never would have thought there could be that much “booty” ——

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Robert March 14, 2013 at 12:14 pm

Look Johnny, this is mommy back in college……she gave me you and herpes.

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Robert March 14, 2013 at 12:14 pm

Look Johnny, this is mommy back in college……she gave me you and herpes.

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Connie Lingus March 14, 2013 at 2:50 pm

Gotta quit looking at this stuff at work, I’m going to get in trouble…

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Connie Lingus March 14, 2013 at 2:50 pm

Gotta quit looking at this stuff at work, I’m going to get in trouble…

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9" March 14, 2013 at 3:11 pm Reply
9" March 14, 2013 at 10:45 pm

Guys are much more likely to do homo stuff than women.You just can’t film it…

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9" March 14, 2013 at 3:11 pm Reply
9" March 14, 2013 at 10:45 pm

Guys are much more likely to do homo stuff than women.You just can’t film it…

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Fonz March 14, 2013 at 3:20 pm

The one with one girl eating the other one out is pretty remarkable. Most of these girls are looking to get laid. Wish I could be there.

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Fonz March 14, 2013 at 3:20 pm

The one with one girl eating the other one out is pretty remarkable. Most of these girls are looking to get laid. Wish I could be there.

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Buz Martin March 14, 2013 at 4:54 pm

Had to put one duck face in there, didn’t ya?

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Boz Martin March 14, 2013 at 4:54 pm

Had to put one duck face in there, didn’t ya?

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jrh March 14, 2013 at 8:52 pm

Must be getting old ,i never been to a beach where chicks that look like that could not get a man,or are they just practicing birth control,,LOL

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jrh March 14, 2013 at 8:52 pm

Must be getting old ,i never been to a beach where chicks that look like that could not get a man,or are they just practicing birth control,,LOL

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Ralph Hightower March 14, 2013 at 8:58 pm

I saw that “Girls Gone Wild” has filed for bankruptcy. Damn!

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Ralph Hightower March 14, 2013 at 8:58 pm

I saw that “Girls Gone Wild” has filed for bankruptcy. Damn!

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JudyChop March 16, 2013 at 11:28 am

Spring Break? Looks like Sic has been digging through his private porno stash just giving us the soft stuff. Betch’a Sic’s Browser History is full of “paid for” cookies. He luvs them XXX cookies. I see now why he wears that nasty back asswards ball cap. When Mrs Sic walks in he can cover is erection.

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JudyChop March 16, 2013 at 11:28 am

Spring Break? Looks like Sic has been digging through his private porno stash just giving us the soft stuff. Betch’a Sic’s Browser History is full of “paid for” cookies. He luvs them XXX cookies. I see now why he wears that nasty back asswards ball cap. When Mrs Sic walks in he can cover is erection.

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JudyChop March 16, 2013 at 8:55 pm

This is what FitsNews is about. Right here, right now. This is what pays the bills, the beer, and the Friday night Mexican fajitas at Casa Linda’s on Belt Line. Mrs Sic don’t give a shit what they say behind her back at church. Her hubby is expressing his 1st amendment rights and with a hard-on to boot. Dem babies gonna be proud of their papa! He’s a fuckin’ pioneer.

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9" March 25, 2013 at 8:02 pm

what the fuck are you,bitch? well,except a bitch…

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JudyChop March 16, 2013 at 8:55 pm

This is what FitsNews is about. Right here, right now. This is what pays the bills, the beer, and the Friday night Mexican fajitas at Casa Linda’s on Belt Line. Mrs Sic don’t give a shit what they say behind her back at church. Her hubby is expressing his 1st amendment rights and with a hard-on to boot. Dem babies gonna be proud of their papa! He’s a fuckin’ pioneer.

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9" March 25, 2013 at 8:02 pm

what the fuck are you,bitch? well,except a bitch…

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