Earlier this year we mocked the S.C. Department of Commerce for holding a “Rural Photo Contest” in conjunction with its 23rd annual “Rural Summit” in Aiken, S.C.
To view our “winning entry,” click here …
Now, here’s the actual winner of the competition …
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Hmmmm …
With all due respect to the Commerce Department, it needs better talent evaluators. More to the point, it shouldn’t be hosting a “Rural Photo Contest” or a “Rural Summit” in the first place. Both are utter and complete wastes of taxpayer resources. In fact seeing as “economic development” isn’t even a core function of government, we would propose eliminating this agency and its annual $100 million budget altogether.
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Is that Rotorooter or a varation of cornholing?
Is that Rotorooter or a varation of cornholing?
That tatoo…
And beergut.
Finally, a REAL pic of Mrs. Sic!
Mrs. Sic wears those mid-thigh skirts and 6″ high heels – especially when she is dusting Sic Willie’s trophies and awards.
Trophies and awards for what?
That tatoo…
And beergut.
Finally, a REAL pic of Mrs. Sic!
Mrs. Sic wears those mid-thigh skirts and 6″ high heels – especially when she is dusting Sic Willie’s trophies and awards.
Trophies and awards for what?
Are you kidding me? The guy is supposed to stick the plunger into the roll of toilet paper the girl is holding between her legs! —– hope that isn’t her husband………..
That’s a girl in the muscle shirt and jorts and gold chain?
Are you kidding me? The guy is supposed to stick the plunger into the roll of toilet paper the girl is holding between her legs! —– hope that isn’t her husband………..
That’s a girl in the muscle shirt and jorts and gold chain?
OH The Humanity!! Good Lord I may never get another stiffy….gotta go and look at those catwoman pics again and get these pictures out of my head.
OH The Humanity!! Good Lord I may never get another stiffy….gotta go and look at those catwoman pics again and get these pictures out of my head.
Ben Affleck said on Jay Leno one time that he and his brothers and their friends used to have contests where they’d eat a bunch of chili, get nekkid, bend over and see who could squirt the runny shit the furthest. So when it comes to gross red-neckedness, SC is far behind wherever that Academy-Award winner comes from. And I think he’s from up nawth.
Ben Affleck said on Jay Leno one time that he and his brothers and their friends used to have contests where they’d eat a bunch of chili, get nekkid, bend over and see who could squirt the runny shit the furthest. So when it comes to gross red-neckedness, SC is far behind wherever that Academy-Award winner comes from. And I think he’s from up nawth.
Was that BigT’s family reunion?
No one would invite him——-
Was that BigT’s family reunion?
No one would invite him——-
I’d recognize Glenn’s bent-over body with that red shirt anywhere. So cute.
I’d recognize Glenn’s bent-over body with that red shirt anywhere. So cute.
redneck reality
redneck reality