A 35-year-old Louisiana man is in jail for threatening to burn down four schools in Jefferson Parish … but that’s not the only reason he’s in the news.
Shane Kersey of Lafitte, Louisiana was wearing a tin foil insert inside his cap when Parish Sheriff’s deputies arrested him this week. According to the deputies, Kersey told them “the foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head.”
Wow …
We like to throw the “tin foil hat” thing around from time to time, but we weren’t sure there were people (outside of South Carolina, anyway) who actually wore them.
According to a local radio station, Kersey “has a very extensive prior criminal history with multiple arrests for Possession of Narcotics, Simple Burglary, Aggravated Battery, Criminal Trespassing, Theft, Illegal Possession of a Weapon, along with numerous traffic related offenses.”
Now he’s facing a felony terrorizing rap … along with the possible loss of his tin foil headgear.
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Oh, BigT stands for Tin Foil.
Excellent. Now we have a face to put with the user name.
I can’t stand a Lazy-minded, Brain Dead CLICHE…But if yall did not have that, you’d have nothing…
Cliché.
y’all
Oh, BigT stands for Tin Foil.
Excellent. Now we have a face to put with the user name.
I can’t stand a Lazy-minded, Brain Dead CLICHE…But if yall did not have that, you’d have nothing…
Cliché.
y’all
He must’ve though the tin foil would protect his head from an actual kitchen microwave. Explains his fried brain anyways.
He must’ve though the tin foil would protect his head from an actual kitchen microwave. Explains his fried brain anyways.
BigT’s pendulum swings W–I–D–E, and he just can’t wait to celebrate these days —
Friday – BE NASTY DAY
Saturday – PANIC DAY
Sunday – FESTIVAL OF LIFE IN THE CRACKS DAY
BigT’s pendulum swings W–I–D–E, and he just can’t wait to celebrate these days —
Friday – BE NASTY DAY
Saturday – PANIC DAY
Sunday – FESTIVAL OF LIFE IN THE CRACKS DAY
This is a representation of 75% of SC’s electorate and 80% of LA’s.
This is a representation of 75% of SC’s electorate and 80% of LA’s.
I thought FITS swears this kinda thing only happens in SC.
Kinda look STUPID, don’t ya’ FITS????
I thought FITS swears this kinda thing only happens in SC.
Kinda look STUPID, don’t ya’ FITS????
Damn y’all, git my pitcher off the interweb.
Damn y’all, git my pitcher off the interweb.
Looks like a great candidate to fill the vacancy over at DEW
Looks like a great candidate to fill the vacancy over at DEW
Maybe, just maybe if this guy was in South Carolina, SLED and the FBI could get him indicted. All others seem to be home free. Especially, white collar criminals, politicians and judges.
Maybe, just maybe if this guy was in South Carolina, SLED and the FBI could get him indicted. All others seem to be home free. Especially, white collar criminals, politicians and judges.