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Heidi Klum Panzered The Oscars

We didn’t watch the Oscars but based on the photographic evidence we’ve obtained Heidi Klum won … all of it. The 39-year-old German bombshell – known as “The Body” from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit days (NSFW – here) – showed up in a low cut gold number from designer Julien Macdonald which…

We didn’t watch the Oscars but based on the photographic evidence we’ve obtained Heidi Klum won … all of it.

The 39-year-old German bombshell – known as “The Body” from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit days (NSFW – here) – showed up in a low cut gold number from designer Julien Macdonald which literally made us drop to our knees and scream Lang lebe das Vaterland!

“It’s a little low-cut,” the Project Runway host joked.

And God bless her for that …

Klum – who rakes in an estimated $20 million a year – split with her husband Seal last spring. Last September she confirmed she was dating her bodyguard, Martin Kristen.

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24 comments

bozmartin February 27, 2013 at 12:17 pm

Two thumbs up, and several fingers and something more as well – I wish.

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sid February 27, 2013 at 12:24 pm

You have to be looking hard to determine the offered link is NSFW. Fortunately, my eyesight is still top-notch!

But Mein Gott! That’s an outstanding dress. The ring looks like a prison fighting tool, which may be her boyfriend’s influence, but the rest is truly ichiban.

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Drew February 28, 2013 at 11:28 pm

Sid with a non-inflammatory post! Much appreciated!!!!!

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sid March 1, 2013 at 1:08 am

Still don’t have the ability to focus on anything other than me? And with a hot POA as the actual article subject, with pictures and everything. There is clearly a trend here. I think you’re a little too sweet on me for my liking, but don’t let me discourage you from expressing yourself. Most folks seem to agree you were born this way. You go, girl!

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sid February 27, 2013 at 12:24 pm

You have to be looking hard to determine the offered link is NSFW. Fortunately, my eyesight is still top-notch!

But Mein Gott! That’s an outstanding dress. The ring looks like a prison fighting tool, which may be her boyfriend’s influence, but the rest is truly ichiban.

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Drew February 28, 2013 at 11:28 pm

Sid with a non-inflammatory post! Much appreciated!!!!!

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sid March 1, 2013 at 1:08 am

Still don’t have the ability to focus on anything other than me? And with a hot POA as the actual article subject, with pictures and everything. There is clearly a trend here. I think you’re a little too sweet on me for my liking, but don’t let me discourage you from expressing yourself. Most folks seem to agree you were born this way. You go, girl!

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GoldenEye February 27, 2013 at 6:50 pm

she STILL has a gorgeous body..no lie…but truly, in this case, less is more.it doesn’t enhance her figure to show us too many saggy bits, however thin.

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GoldenEye February 27, 2013 at 6:50 pm

she STILL has a gorgeous body..no lie…but truly, in this case, less is more.it doesn’t enhance her figure to show us too many saggy bits, however thin.

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ELCID February 27, 2013 at 7:03 pm

This old lizard needs to put some clothes on, stop begging for attention, and crawl back under the rock from which she emerged.

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ELCID February 27, 2013 at 7:03 pm

This old lizard needs to put some clothes on, stop begging for attention, and crawl back under the rock from which she emerged.

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TankMcNamara February 27, 2013 at 8:55 pm

I’d hit it.

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whocares March 27, 2013 at 12:45 am

you might as well….everybody else in the free world has!

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TankMcNamara February 27, 2013 at 8:55 pm

I’d hit it.

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whocares March 27, 2013 at 12:45 am

you might as well….everybody else in the free world has!

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stickler February 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm

It was Elle McPherson who was known as “The Body,” not Klum.

Little Miley has a ways to go, huh?

2 degrees of separation from Heidi: I used to lobby Miley’s grandad in the KY General Assembly.

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tomstickler February 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm

It was Elle McPherson who was known as “The Body,” not Klum.

Little Miley has a ways to go, huh?

2 degrees of separation from Heidi: I used to lobby Miley’s grandad in the KY General Assembly.

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robertoberts March 4, 2013 at 8:51 am

so saggy. she is beautiful but is not 17 anymore–gravity has taken its toll, no need to prove it.

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bozmartin March 4, 2013 at 5:51 pm

Not seeing all that sag myself. Shit, I’ve known girls in their early 20s with saggier titts than hers.

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robertoberts March 4, 2013 at 8:51 am

so saggy. she is beautiful but is not 17 anymore–gravity has taken its toll, no need to prove it.

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Saratay March 4, 2013 at 6:11 pm

Nice Pair of Panzers – with or without armor plate.

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Saratay March 4, 2013 at 6:11 pm

Nice Pair of Panzers – with or without armor plate.

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Same ol' Same ol' March 7, 2013 at 6:54 pm

Air pressure’s a little low in them hangy downs.

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Same ol' Same ol' March 7, 2013 at 6:54 pm

Air pressure’s a little low in them hangy downs.

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