In preparation for S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s latest assault on this website, FITS was recently forwarded some confidential emails allegedly sent by the governor.
We’ll be getting to the substance of those messages soon enough, but in the meantime we couldn’t suppress a chuckle at Haley’s new personal email address – in which she refers to herself not by name (like her old personal email address) but rather as the “Little Engine That Could.”
Gotta love it, right? And just in time for Haley’s starring role as the “other woman” in a Richland County, S.C. divorce case!
So … what’s the password for Haley’s personal email? Don’t be silly, people … Haley doesn’t do passwords.
For those of you unfamiliar with this story, the “Little Engine That Could” is an early 20th Century children’s book written to underscore the virtues of bravery, perseverance and self-confidence. And while there are numerous iterations of the classic tale, they all revolve around a small anthropomorphic steam engine which agrees to try and pull a stranded train over a steep grade after several larger trains pass on the task, citing its difficulty.
“I-think-I-can, I-think-I-can,” the Little Engine rhythmically repeats to herself as she huffs and puffs up the steep slope, her pace getting faster the higher she climbs with her load.
Take a look …
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Awwwww, right?
Anyway, we’ll be looking over these alleged Haley emails with our attorneys in an effort to determine which ones are legitimate (and can be released), but in the meantime let’s all hail Nikki Haley – the “Little Engine That Could!”
(Wait … could what? Ha! Better ask our founding editor about that … )
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I think she is the little engine that did, and did, and did, and with Michael away will do,do,do anyone, every chance she gets!
I think Nikki, being from Asia, is tight like the little Vietnam girls I plugged. The tightest there is, not exactly great experience but maybe she gives good BJs.
You must be a pedophile, that or a rapist, hell maybe both!
“…tight like the little vietnam girls I plugged…”
I mean really who the fuck talks like that?!?
I think she is the little engine that did, and did, and did, and with Michael away will do,do,do anyone, every chance she gets!
I think Nikki, being from Asia, is tight like the little Vietnam girls I plugged. The tightest there is, not exactly great experience but maybe she gives good BJs.
You must be a pedophile, that or a rapist, hell maybe both!
“…tight like the little vietnam girls I plugged…”
I mean really who the fuck talks like that?!?
“small anthropomorphic engine”
Didn’t you mean hermaphroditic
By all accounts if you cross her she will fuck you up, man or woman !
“small anthropomorphic engine”
Didn’t you mean hermaphroditic
By all accounts if you cross her she will fuck you up, man or woman !
I really think she has the personality of an unicorn loving school girl.
That’s why Sybian now has a unicorn horn attachment? Wil, we want videos!
I really think she has the personality of an unicorn loving school girl.
That’s why Sybian now has a unicorn horn attachment? Wil, we want videos!
Casey Jones, the driver of the train, was featured also in Dumbo, and the train, going up the grade, says, “I think I can.”
try to find that clip.
Casey Jones, the driver of the train, was featured also in Dumbo, and the train, going up the grade, says, “I think I can.”
try to find that clip.
When this site starts using words like “anthropomorphic”, I think there’s some plagiarism involved.
When this site starts using words like “anthropomorphic”, I think there’s some plagiarism involved.
Does Nikki swallow? What is her preferred position? Does she ask “do me again” after she’s been pumped? Please raise these questions during the lawsuit. Compare answers with her other lovers.
Does Nikki swallow? What is her preferred position? Does she ask “do me again” after she’s been pumped? Please raise these questions during the lawsuit. Compare answers with her other lovers.
“Don’t be silly people…Haley doesn’t do passwords.”
And suddenly, SCHacked becomes, oh, so clear.
“Don’t be silly people…Haley doesn’t do passwords.”
And suddenly, SCHacked becomes, oh, so clear.
and here I thought that was Thomas Tank Engine, fresh from George Rogers Blvd and teh Cockabooses… oh wait, Thomas in UNC blue and Nikki’s a Clem and Sons Tiger, never mind.
and here I thought that was Thomas Tank Engine, fresh from George Rogers Blvd and teh Cockabooses… oh wait, Thomas in UNC blue and Nikki’s a Clem and Sons Tiger, never mind.