North Carolina Hates Boobs

Infinity Docking71 up, 48 downInfinity docking is a homosexual act where two males engage the art of docking, however in a unique position. The first male is positioned on his hands and knees. The second male then assumes the same position, although he must face in the opposite direction. The two males then grab their partner’s ankles with a firm yet sensual grasp. The two extremely homosexual and homoerotic males then create an angle of, 45 degrees with respect to the desired coordinate axis, toward each other with their pelvises. The lead and more aggressively dominant male then inserts his erect penis into the foreskin of his erect partner’s penis. Thus creating the visualization of the common mathematical symbol used to represent infinity. From this point the two males then begin to thrust gently, yet passionately, while singing Phil Collins lyrics to each other. This act continues until climax or until the two males realize how gay they are and enter a state of mental disorder.

If both males have been circumcised then a docking sleeve may be purchased and used.
Lance and Edwardo grew tired of attending the usual rusty trombone parties that occurred at Milhouse’s residence so they decided to pick up a box of wine coolers and try infinity docking.

I nominate Ashley “D-cup” Landess — as State “Think of These When You’re Blue” mascot.

Runner-up: Catherine “C-cup.”

Thanks for this comic relief, FITS.

PS: What’s with the book? How dark are Nik’s nips?

I like a nice rack, but let’s face it, 99 times out of 100, public nudity tends to involve people you’d rather not see naked, and that’s a damn shame. Clearly we need a grassroots movement of incredibly hot women to balance the ratio. You know, for the good of society, or something.

I’ve seen the ones she’s talking about going topless in downtown Asheville. The sentence should be much longer than 6 months for inflicting those on the public. We’re not talking about the two hotties at the top. The ones being shown up there would make a national geographic boob look sexy.

Boobies do not make the world go round ????

Contrary to popular belief, scientific research shows strong evidence that boobies DO make the world go round. This research was performed in response to several angry responses to an earlier discussion stating, “Why boobies won’t save the world.”

Boobies don’t pay the bills –
This has been ardently disproved with examples such as strippers, porn stars, and Playboy bunnies having been cited and referenced by us.

Boobies have no medicinal effect, either on the psyche or general medical health –
This was instantly disproved by several women who claim the following, in summation: “The important thing to remember about men is that no matter what they are complaining about, whether its that they hate their jobs, their backs hurt, or they feel like their lives are ‘empty and meaningless’, popping a singular booby in the mouth of an ailing man not only makes him feel much better but also ceases his incessant complaining.” Boobies are proven to have a 99% effectiveness rating against placebo with most non-lethal illnesses, even alleviating chronic muscle and joint pain.

Boobies have no bearing on the gravitational axis or orbital motion of the earth –
causing it to factually ‘go round’ – A weight-to-gravitational-force equation was compiled at MIT (Physics): R={(b2)+(e)}{S+T}3 – where R=rotation, b=total world weight of boobies, e=everything else, S=Spin velocity and T=axis angle. Using this equation it’s easy to see that if all the boobies on Earth suddenly disappeared, the instantaneous loss of so much mass would cause the Earth’s rotational speed to jump 29.6 Miles-per-second in the space of 2 seconds, effectively sending the axis angle out of balance with the density of Earth and causing it to break off its axis and spin into the Sun. So, conclusively, while boobies do not literally make the world go round, their presence does prevent us all from being hurtled to a fiery cataclysmic demise.

So, in conclusion, the magnitude of the effect that boobies have on our everyday lives should not be downplayed or under-estimated. Please remember to support your local boobies, because without them, the citizens of earth would be the main course at an intergalactic luau.

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I have to say, whatever the two lovelies in this picture are looking for, I will gladly assist.

UGLY WOMEN LIKE THIS OLD GAL SHOULD PUT AWAY FOR GOOD IF THEY GO NAKED IN PUBLIC. WHAT AN EYE SORE: UGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

just curious… is it illegal to post pictures to a website containing nudity in SC? If so, then the picture above this article would not be ok. Anyone know?