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Groundhog Day: Early Spring

“Once again the eyes of the nation turn to this tiny hamlet in Western Pennsylvania …” So said WPBH-TV weatherman Phil Connors in the side-splitting 1993 comedy Groundhog Day (a.k.a. the only movie in which South Carolina native Andie MacDowell is even remotely tolerable). Of course that’s not all Connors…

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“Once again the eyes of the nation turn to this tiny hamlet in Western Pennsylvania …”

So said WPBH-TV weatherman Phil Connors in the side-splitting 1993 comedy Groundhog Day (a.k.a. the only movie in which South Carolina native Andie MacDowell is even remotely tolerable).

Of course that’s not all Connors said.

Unlike your typical plot which bends the space-time continuum, in Groundhog Day there were no great leaps forward or backward – no dramatic changes in scenery or circumstances – just one man stuck in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania condemned to repeat the same day over and over and over until he got it right.

Which obviously took some time.

In fact here’s Connors’ getting it very, very wrong.

Anyway, back in real life Punxsutawney Phil – the seer of seers, sage of sages, prognosticator of all prognosticators – emerged from his old oak stump at Gobbler’s Knob in that tiny Western Pennsylvania hamlet and did NOT see his shadow.

That means an early spring … assuming you believe oversized rodents are capable of predicting the future and communicating their clairvoyance to humans.

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26 comments

BigT February 2, 2013 at 2:03 pm

Commentary of the movie (that I think FITS has said is one of his favorites before) is a TRUE indicator of true Taste or not…

To me: anyone who lists this movie in the Top 500, is certainly an easily led person…It shows you cow-tow to the thoughts of others, w/o much ability to think for yourself…

You also lack in the ability to judge creativity, art or talent…

The move was more based on the popularity of Bill Murray than it was on any strong cinematic foundation…

Pretty much an (overly) extended sit-com episode…

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Sailor February 2, 2013 at 3:29 pm

So asshole, list your 10 favourite movies and we’ll do an analysis.

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Shadow of EricHolder February 2, 2013 at 4:42 pm

Re: Mr. BigT’s list of favorite movies – we have a copy:

ILSA – SHE WOLF OF THE SS

GIRLS OF THE BIG HOUSE

ILSA – THE WICKED WARDEN

BARE BEHIND BARS

CHAIN GANG GIRLS

VIRGINS FROM HELL

WOMEN IN CAGES

THE HOT BOX

SS EXPERIMENT LOVE CAMP

SCHOOLGIRLS IN CHAINS

BARBED WIRE DOLLS

SADOMANIA

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Soft Sigh from Hell February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm

I think he listed SPANK CAMP on a post a day or two ago.

Or someone did.

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Shadow of EricHolder February 2, 2013 at 4:56 pm

Mr. Hell:

“SpankCamp” is reputed to be a production and distribution organization for these types of films. We have assigned our special agent, Ms. Tequila Mockingbird, to review them; however, she appears to be ten months behind and also under tremendous stress.

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Chucky February 2, 2013 at 6:09 pm

Shadow, let’s don’t forget Black Baby Doll From Hell!

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south mauldin February 2, 2013 at 7:50 pm

I think you meant kow-tow, not cow-tow, T. Being a published author or whatever you say you are, I would think you would know the difference. Your lack of proper education once again rears its ugly head. But your posts prove that on a daily basis.

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BigT February 3, 2013 at 8:22 am

I’m just saying that if you’re going to try to present yourself as a commentator…it would be advised you have the stature, ability and intelligence to be authoritative….

No publisher would ever hire me if I did not have the bona-fides to do the job…

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Isotope Soap February 3, 2013 at 12:09 pm

T’s right! This is how the pros do it:

By BigT January 30, 2013 at 5:28 pm
Why do you ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, just take off on what I say???…You NEVER create any premise, or originate any thought of your own…
You F*(%in liberals are the most lame, no-thinking dumb@$$#$ on the planet…
Who is the Stupid Some Beech that tells you idiots you’re best and brightest????
You’re the worst and the dullest…

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Thebeachisback February 3, 2013 at 8:36 pm

Kiss my ass!

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BigT February 4, 2013 at 7:52 am

Work hard IS…and if you are lucky…after about 20 years of paying attention…you may obtain the relevance you so desperetly seek…

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Isotope Soap February 4, 2013 at 11:39 am

Wow! Thanks, Sage. Keep the integrity of journalism alive and well.

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9" February 2, 2013 at 5:23 pm Reply
Robert February 2, 2013 at 6:46 pm

Not a bad movie…many funny moments. Classic? no. But worth watching when on TV and nothing any better on.

Andie was good in Michael too.

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south mauldin February 2, 2013 at 7:32 pm

I just called Cedars Sinai Hospital to check on Ron Jeremy’s health and since I’m not related to him I cannot find out about how he is doing. I am very concerned for the Hedgehog.

And Big T, you are so full of shit nobody on this site gives you credence or respect. I learn things from people I agree with, such as Smirks and CS, and people I disagree with, such as Colonel. You are the only person from which I have never learned one thing. I’m glad that I don’t go to Walmart, because I would hate to be in that shithole of a store when you decide to go postal.

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BigT February 3, 2013 at 9:49 am

S. Mauldin: People are ususally imbeciles because they ignore truth and legitimate wisdom…I would CLEARLY place you in this group…

It’s how we got Obama…and how he was re-elected…When you ignore reality and defend your delusions…you remain lost and stupid. You are both, and I mean that as an assessment…not an insult…

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Isotope Soap February 3, 2013 at 12:57 pm

Ahh, the imperious Biggie!

How did we get Obama? Well, for starters, look at the fucks that were running against him. SC picked Newt for crying out loud! Yet, you kept predicting one fool after another. When can we come over and look at your Magic Eight Ball?

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Common Sense February 4, 2013 at 10:23 am

lol..magic 8 ball..in his case semi mysterious used toilet paper roll but you get the idea..

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Isotope Soap February 4, 2013 at 2:06 pm

Indeed!

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9" February 2, 2013 at 9:59 pm

‘Groundhog Day’ IS a masterpiece! MICHAEL? Sucked ass hard.Where the fuck is south mauldin,and who gives a shit About,south mauldin.

Ron Jeremy ? You get your VHS porn at the swap meet?

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South Mauldin February 2, 2013 at 11:06 pm

Don’t be hating 9. South Mauldin is south of Greenville. The only nice town in this shitty state. Too many right wingers, but much better than Cola or Chas.

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Mays Park Madam February 2, 2013 at 11:31 pm

So, why don’t you just move back to the Upstate, South Mauldin? The real estate market is better there anyway.

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Mike at the Beach February 3, 2013 at 2:15 pm

Don’t drive angry!!! You gotta check those mirrors!! Sides of your eyes…sides of your eyes…

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Ralph Hightower February 3, 2013 at 3:55 pm

YEA! That means that Governot Nikki Haley is a one term governor like Jim Hodges!

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I Notice Shit® February 3, 2013 at 5:54 pm

This site is a hoot!

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james the foot soldier February 4, 2013 at 9:15 am

love, Love, LOVE me some Andie MacDowell

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