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What The Frack?

Yeah … That was our first thought after gazing upon the inestimable hotness of Polish supermodel Magdalena Frackowiak for the very first time. Well … that and “how is it we’ve never heard of this bombshell before?” And “where the hell are the paper towels at?” Yeah … it’s really…

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Yeah …

That was our first thought after gazing upon the inestimable hotness of Polish supermodel Magdalena Frackowiak for the very first time.

Well … that and “how is it we’ve never heard of this bombshell before?”

And “where the hell are the paper towels at?”

Yeah … it’s really subtle when our founding editor comes out of his man cave and announces he’s having “an impromptu staff meeting … (exaggerated wink) if you catch my drift.”

Sheesh …

Frackowiak is hot, people. Like Joanna Krupa hot … a scintillating solidarity siren who’s got that hard Eastern bloc body meets the warm glow of Western capitalism thing going (a.k.a. the unattainable apex of every song The Scorpions ever wrote).

The 28-year-old model hails from Gdansk, Poland – a city we assume drives ‘Wheel of Fortune’ contestants absolutely batty.

(No you may NOT buy another vowel, bitch).

Anyway Frackowiak (who was discovered in 2001 when her mother sent pictures to a Warsaw talent agency) pranced on the beaches of St. Bart’s earlier this month for the new Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog. At least that’s what the intern who translated this website tells us …

She could be summoning the ghost of Lech Walesa for something for all we know …

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Pics: Fame/ Flynet, INF Daily

UPDATE:

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13 comments

Sailor January 30, 2013 at 1:26 pm

That is a nice bit of Polish pussy! Have at it Insect.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein January 30, 2013 at 1:50 pm

Gdansk— before WWII, known as the “Free City of Danzig.” In 1980 Lech Walensa (sp?) founded the shipworkers union, Solidarity there — arguably the beginning of the end of Soviet style communism.

That being said….she’s too skinny.

My anaconda don’t want none….

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Mike Traynor January 30, 2013 at 1:52 pm

I’d give that pollack my sausage.

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Uncle Remus January 30, 2013 at 5:34 pm

I second that. I’d give her a 100 and a thick sausage

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? January 30, 2013 at 2:42 pm

For crying out loud, eat a burger and get a boob job.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/sophie-turner-bikini-01-2013

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james the foot soldier January 30, 2013 at 2:53 pm

If the hottness of the polish women that came out of Camp Treblinka are your cup of tea, then yep, this emaciated polish chick is the bomb.

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Original Good Ole Boy January 30, 2013 at 6:38 pm

LOL.

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? January 30, 2013 at 9:04 pm

I think that was a rip off of the South Park version:

youtube.com/watch?v=IwrUkeYxUF0

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TontoBubbaGoldstein January 31, 2013 at 7:48 am

LOL!

I hate N_GGERS!*

*NAGGERS

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Andy January 31, 2013 at 4:11 pm

BEDE jesc mila jej gowno tylko po to, aby dostac sie do jej zostawujac.

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tomstickler January 31, 2013 at 4:22 pm

Sipowicz, is that you?

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Gonzo January 31, 2013 at 6:52 pm

Nice ass. Another website says she’s got a “spray-on” tan. I would Johnson her regardless.

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