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Carly Crunk Bear?

A 23-year-old high school math teacher in Colorado is in hot water after her anonymous Twitter account was exposed – revealing semi-nude pictures, admissions of drug use and a reference to a student as “jailbait.” Carly McKinney isn’t accused of having sexual (or even improper) relations with students at the…

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A 23-year-old high school math teacher in Colorado is in hot water after her anonymous Twitter account was exposed – revealing semi-nude pictures, admissions of drug use and a reference to a student as “jailbait.”

Carly McKinney isn’t accused of having sexual (or even improper) relations with students at the school. In fact the “jailbait” reference strikes us as indicative of her awareness of the inappropriateness of such liaisons.

Nonetheless a local news station in Colorado jumped all over the story … as we would have.

Let’s be honest: McKinney’s Twiter account – the since-deleted “Carly Crunk Bear” – is (or was) a treasure trove.

For starters, it included pics like this …

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And tweets like this …

Naked. Wet. Stoned.

Just got called Ms. McCutie. Points for being clever, however you are still jailbait

Ok, so homegirl likes sex and weed in her spare time. Good for her. What’s the problem? As long as she’s not inviting students over for pot orgies (like certain South Carolina teachers), what’s the big deal?

McKinney might have been able to make that compelling case were it not for one ill-advised tweet:

Watching a drug bust go down in the parking lot. It’s funny cuz I have weed in my car in the staff parking lot.

Yeah … that absolutely wasn’t a smart thing to put in writing.

What is she, high?

Oh … right …

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24 comments

Mike at the Beach January 30, 2013 at 12:12 am

Sometimes (like 0.5% of the time) I want to agree with Will and legalize dope as a cool (and really large scale) social experiment. Sure, it would create tons of negative consequences, but you have to think that Darwinism would take care of things after a few years. This chic is a great example…

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Original Good Ole Boy January 30, 2013 at 8:46 am

And what would those “negative consequences” be?

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Anonymous February 1, 2013 at 8:21 am

LoL. You talk like its crack….

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Tony Cossio February 6, 2013 at 9:41 am

What are the negative side effects of Dope? Are you kidding me?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=side+effects+of+marijuana

I’m for decriminalizing it (Ticket for public use but no jail time) but you pot-heads need to understand this: Dope is dangerous. It is a drug with harmful side effects. It has been linked to dementia and paranoia as well as violent crime.

Stop pretending that Dope is a benign drug you dolts.

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? January 30, 2013 at 3:15 am

I’ll bet she had the most entertaining and informative class in her school.

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binthere January 31, 2013 at 6:47 am

Are you kidding? It was a lot of fun hanging out with my stoner college friends at parties, but when I was actually trying to accomplish something they were completely useless.

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? January 31, 2013 at 7:43 am

Consider that she’s teaching at a public school and the typical standards of her colleagues.

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toyota kawaski January 30, 2013 at 8:28 am

I thought she could have weed in CO?

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shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 9:09 am

….. the last time I saw anything like that photo, it was my Thanksgiving turkey from the Hoggly Woggly ,,,,,,

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shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 10:22 am

…. this gives an entirely new meaning to “high” school!

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bucket January 30, 2013 at 11:51 am

muss be a gynnastics teacher

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Big Cock January 30, 2013 at 12:18 pm

Id like to see her in that pose without the panties!

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shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 2:17 pm

… and from the front

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poopy-jone's butthole January 30, 2013 at 1:08 pm

Where are the rest of the pictures

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shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 2:17 pm

…. yeah – there must be more…..

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Uncle Remus January 31, 2013 at 7:36 am

That forum covers about all of her

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A,D. January 30, 2013 at 4:58 pm

Yes it is legal to have under an ounce of weed on you in Colorado (I’m a Denver native, and I smoke pretty regularly), so I think the controversy is that it is still the high schools policy (and all schools for that matter) to be Drug and Alcohol free. Since I am also 23 like this teacher, it’s strange imagining having to conform to all the social responsibilities of being a real teacher at such a young age; obviously highering her (pun intended) so early was a mistake…and now she’s going to have to to pay for her young idiocy for a long time. Quite unfortunate.

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toyota kawaski January 31, 2013 at 8:18 am

AD can tourist that visit CO buy weed or do you still need a med card? I was wondering how that works. Thanks and dont smoke all the Blue Dream

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Marillan Rock January 30, 2013 at 7:49 pm

Express Yourself! Diplo, you should be proud of yourself ;)

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yep January 31, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Her twitter page is back up now. Just FYI.

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Garry January 31, 2013 at 3:07 pm

Carly Mckinney is a mess, yes. But here is why she will not be fired from Overland High School anytime soon…

http://snip.ps/WhyCarlyMckinneyWontBeFired

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LuCkY LuCiAnO January 31, 2013 at 7:33 pm

Media acts like people dont have lives outside of there jobs? I dont see why they make such a big deal out of things like this? I bet half the media has a drinking problem, or have did drugs in the past? as long as she isnt having relations with her students there shouldnt be an issue!! But of course the media likes to blow other peoples lives out of proportion as long as its not them on the burner!!! THE MEDIA IS A JOKE!!!!!

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Sailor February 2, 2013 at 3:25 pm

She does have a great ass!

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