FBI Probing Democratic Senator
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Oh fuck, Big T(urd) is gonna love this one! I can hardly wait for the lecture!
It’s a Democrat in a sex scandal (Which is very common for BOTH parties).
Warm it up, T.
All you guys gotta do is point out that most of the GOP sex scandals seem to be homosexual in nature and you’re good to go.
Of course, if everyone were non-partisan that would be best…but it’s not in the cards.
BigT must has found employment today.
… no problem, he was only gathering preliminary data for the next big television series – “Jersey Whorers”
… results are in from the latest survey of congressional sexual encounters:
In response to the question, “what do you do immediately after having sex?” – survey says…..
1)- 9% smoke a cigarette
2)- 7% fall asleep
3)- 84% go home
Dont get yer draws all up in a knot. T will be along shortly. Soon as I gits done with his Noon Time enema
In fact a gushing pro-Menendez piece
published in this week’s Philadelphia Inquirer described him as a “fast-rising Democrat” enjoying a “relentless rise” and a “moment of robust possibilities” as he prepared to received the gavel of the U.S. Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
Pure. Comedy. Gold.
Yep, the Dems are acting like the GOP…what the hell did I just say? Bring me more of my goddamn painkillers, bitch!
Yep,
When Rush Limpballs wants some “little boy action”, he grabs his bottle of Viagra(with someone else’s name on the bottle) and heads for South America or the Carribbean as fast as his fat ass can get someone to take him there on their private jet!!!
FBI very rarely uses email and never for active cases. They send letters or better still, they just show up.
…. speaking from personal experience?
How do they have time…..Horry county, lexington county, lizard man, bobby Harrell, aliens, jackie Knotts, the Mayans…..dear goodness those Feds are busy.
……. not the lizard man! —– is he still running loose?
…..then Menendez asked the young Dominican, ” You have a little Hispanic in you?”
When she replied, “No.”, he came back with, “Would you like to?”……
……. When he returned from his trip a businessman was asked if he spoke Spanish. He replied, “no, but I did pick up a little Cuban in Miami.”
Don’t forget to tip your waitresses…we’ll be here all week.
I think we should give the guy a break. He’s probably been very lonely since Tammy Faye went to that big PTL club in the sky…
I dunno sic. If this demonstrates the written communication skills of an FBI Special Agent then we’re all fucking qualified and heading to Quantico.
Mr. Folks,
Please note that my agency is extremely sensitive to the use of words such as “probe” and any of its derivatives in reference to any of our investigations.
By the way, do you remember when you were six years old and you took the head off the “Mr Potato Head” that your best friend Rollo Hoffer received for Christmas and you hid it from him? We have the head!
Bobby Harrell needs to be probed something bad!
Mr. Real –
Thank you for this lead and we are pursuing this line of investigation. We are currently recruiting undercover operatives for this assignment. Unfortunately, Ms. Tequila Mockingbird has blown her cover (so to speak). Please contact us if interested.
By the way, do you remember………never mind.