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43 comments

fishy smelling coot January 27, 2013 at 10:10 am

Everybody is fucking everybody!

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The Dome January 27, 2013 at 6:39 pm

Didn’t emails and text messages initially uncover Maark Sanford and Maria Chapur, Richard Eckstrom and Kelly Payne, Bob Peeler and Donna Gulledge? If Nikki Haley had released her emails and texts will Will Folks, it would have proven their and possibly Larry Marchants also.
What is it with these people. I read not long ago emails and texts are the number one give away. makess private investigations easier.
Nowadays, put it in a text or email for all the world to see!

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Shadow of EricHolder January 27, 2013 at 9:36 pm

Dear Mr. Dome: Thanks for the leads.

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Consenting Adults January 27, 2013 at 10:14 am

Considering almost half of young adults today admit to having sent a nude photo to someone, this is a non story. Adults like sex. Men AND women like sex.

While this is common knowledge to most of us, the Baptists running the state still pretend otherwise. That’s why they won’t make eye contact with you at the “adult” stores they claim to hate so much. Funny how they have enough customers to stay in business, huh?

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Shadow of EricHolder January 27, 2013 at 9:42 pm

Dear Mr. Adults:

Forget Baptists – you should see what the Amish have been up to!

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LD January 27, 2013 at 10:53 am

Sex enhances family values.

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Speaker of Truth January 27, 2013 at 12:15 pm

Did nobody tell her it wasn’t InstaClam?

I blame Bush. There should have been a WARNING label. injustice!!!

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Rush Limbaugh Likes Them Big and Brown January 27, 2013 at 12:23 pm

I can’t keep it out of my mouth!

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Les Mismanagement January 27, 2013 at 12:35 pm

RE: “Everybody is (enjoying carnal relations with) everybody!”

In the words of the late, great George Gobel, “did you ever feel like the world is a tuxedo; and you’re a pair of brown shoes?”

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shifty henry January 27, 2013 at 12:43 pm

…. you won’t hear anything else about this – she and Todd probably hooked up together and are vacationing at Disney World

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? January 27, 2013 at 2:08 pm

Isn’t Kincannon Will’s attorney?

Is he single or married?

If he’s single, who gives a shit?

Really, for that matter….he’s not a pol or running anyone’s life who gives a shit if he’s married? If he wants to screw his marriage up(if he did it), that’s his business.

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Smirks January 27, 2013 at 6:31 pm

For the most part I agree, although when such events show obvious hypocrisy in how a politician portrays him/herself, I don’t really feel bad for them.

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Manti Teo January 27, 2013 at 2:14 pm

Dude –
She also sent me pics before the National Championship game. I believed she wanted me and wanted Bama to win, that’s why I played so horrible.

These catfish are getting out of control and causing trouble for linebackers and tweeters.

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shifty henry January 27, 2013 at 2:44 pm

…. you just revealed your weakness – a normal male would have played HARDER!

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Astonished January 27, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Sara …….Jane ??????

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Cicero January 27, 2013 at 5:01 pm

Have you ever done something like this, Will? I’m SURE not.

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Mike Traynor January 27, 2013 at 6:08 pm

Nice Pussy!

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Uncle Remus January 28, 2013 at 6:46 am

It is a nice shaved beaver

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Mark January 28, 2013 at 8:03 am

Amen

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Smirks January 27, 2013 at 6:18 pm

Checked herself into a hospital? Ruh roh. Odd story, though.

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Booyah January 27, 2013 at 6:27 pm

Nice clam.

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lloyd January 27, 2013 at 6:32 pm

Let the Ho have her say :Everybody else does ;Illegals; Terrorist;criminals ;;wanting a sex change ::In prison

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Jeffy01 January 27, 2013 at 7:54 pm

Sources say FBI is looking into it…..I’m sure

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Shadow of EricHolder January 27, 2013 at 8:35 pm

I have immediately called for the formation of a Fast Action Task Force to look deeply into this distasteful situation. I will personally examine, from the bottom to the top, the most minute details of this distasteful affair and affront to the morals of the American people. My name isn’t “holder” for nothing.

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Shadow of EricHolder January 27, 2013 at 9:20 pm

UPDATE – CASE CLOSED

The results of my investigation are as follows:

1) Miss Sara Kate has been absolved of any involvement in this tawdry affair.

2) Mr. Kincannon has been absolved of any involvement in this tawdry affair.

3) Through an unexplainable mix-up in our office, one of my agents, while conducting an undercover sting of reported pornographic photos and emails among South Carolina Republicans, accidentally sent out those photos in question.

4) The male photo is actually one of Mr. Limehouse we sifted from his emails.

5) The female photo is one of our agent, Miss (redacted), who was working undercover using the name of Tequila Mockingbird. She accidentally, in a brief moment of heavy emotional involvement due to the stress of her assignment, included her photo. Her cover, so to speak, was as a topless dancer in an exclusive club her in DC.

6) Therefore, I have concluded this investigation and disbanded the Fast Action Task Force and stamped this as “Case Closed.”

7) However, Mr. Kincannon, do you remember when you were seven years old and put a “fake vomit gag item” in the mailbox for your postal carrier? We have that vomit!

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Smirks January 28, 2013 at 7:47 am

Of course the FBI is looking into it. Just make sure the investigators have both hands above their desks.

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Shadow of EricHolder January 28, 2013 at 9:00 am

Mr. Smirks:

How did you discover the contents of our latest internal directive regarding that very subject? We have informed all staff that SOP means “Standard Operating Procedure” and NOT “Sex On Premises.”

By the way, do you remember in high school when you had your paper route and delivered to Miss Adele Ratignolle, the motherly spinster? Do you remember pranking her by deliberately delivering her daily paper exactly one week late? She was confused for months, especially when sharing current events with her neighbors, who thought she was “strange.”

We have her cancellation letter!

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Original Good Old Boy January 28, 2013 at 9:55 am

Is “Shadow of EH” actually Todd himself?

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big pimpin lex January 28, 2013 at 7:05 am

She’s probably from Lexington.

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The Gooch January 28, 2013 at 8:26 am

Ha!

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shifty henry January 28, 2013 at 9:56 am

…. Pelion?

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Leave it to Beaver January 28, 2013 at 9:43 am

“Gee Wally, look at what I found on the internets.”

Ward: “Boys!!!!!” walking over to their personal ENIAC, “Let me see.”

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Original Good Old Boy January 28, 2013 at 9:54 am

Why would someone fabricate that they received “dick pics” from some anonymous dude? Sure it’s possible, but it sure makes you wonder . . .

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? January 28, 2013 at 12:13 pm

Yep.

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patient January 28, 2013 at 10:43 am

i knew if i waited long enough, this site would post something worthwhile.

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Hugh G. Rection January 28, 2013 at 10:56 am

Nice cunt.

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Democrat Queen January 28, 2013 at 12:28 pm

Somebody needs to bring either a criminal or civil action in South Carolina regarding this case. Of course, large color photographs must be included in all briefs that are filed.

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shifty henry January 28, 2013 at 2:34 pm

…. don’t you mean “sans briefs?”

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sonnysboy January 28, 2013 at 3:36 pm

regardless, this guy is a scumbag

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Original Good Old Boy January 28, 2013 at 3:56 pm

I had never heard of him until I read about him here. Then I just googled him and realized there are quite a few interesting that make me believe that this “lady” was telling the truth.

Dude is very much a self-important nobody.

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Original Good Old Boy January 28, 2013 at 3:57 pm

“interesting posts”

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Uncle Remus January 28, 2013 at 9:15 pm

Very smooth clam

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Dong January 28, 2013 at 9:19 pm

Congressman have dick pics, Republican lawyers have dick pics, baptist have dick pics, college students have dick pics. who doesn’t have dick pics in this age of digital cams?

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