WE GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT THIS AIN’T ONE …
For reasons surpassing understanding, South Carolina’s dumber-than-dirt “fortunate son” Carroll A. “Tumpy” Campbell made several short lists as a potential candidate for the Palmetto State’s recently vacated first congressional district seat.
How come? Maybe people thought we needed a joke.
Anyway, Campbell isn’t running for the seat he sought in 2010 – which means voters of the first district will be spared the embarrassment of having to watch him attempt to put complete sentences together.
Why isn’t Campbell – son of revered former S.C. Gov. Carroll A. Campbell, Jr. – giving it another go? Well for one thing”Tump Tump” has been having more lady problems.
First, here’s a Facebook update sent from Campbell’s account earlier this week …
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“So my girlfriend found out tonight that I am a liar,” the Facebook post allegedly written by Campbell reads. “She has loved me, believed in me and trusted me, only for me to let her and myself down. I am sorry for the hurt I caused her, but more importantly the shame I caused myself for falling in the cheating trap again.”
Wow …
Several hours later, though, Campbell sent out the following update …
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“If any of my friends received a wall post or FB message from me that was totally out of character, please accept my apology and know it did not come from me,” he writes. “My phone was stolen last night and my FB account was hacked. I do however appreciate the concern expressed by many of you. Thanks.”
Yikes …
Sounds like somebody’s got some personal issues they need to deal with … and a Facebook password to update (as it turns out, “1-2-3-4” is not so secure).
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35 comments
God, the last thing I want to hear is the name “Tumpy”, over and over and over ,again on the news.
Please spare us yet another nitwit who tries to be part of a political “dynasty” because it is his “birthright”.
“huh” is the little fucktard’s password
the one you posted has too many damn numbers
….. what is a “tumpy”
…. is that Jakie in the green wig?
…. who is the girl in the car who looks familiar to me?
…. the older lady in the car is attractive – who is she?
….. or is that Mikie Haley in the green wig?
It’s the sound his head makes when you thump it… kind of like a watermelon.
(LAUGHING LOUDLY)
Which one’s Thumpy?
Sic, when were you and the Tumpster (rhymes with dumpster) hanging out? That’s a great picture of you two.
Manti Te’o laughs at this guy’s lady problems.
+6
I’d vote for the stupid clown over Thumpy. He looks more intelligent. Way more intelligent.
I thought that was Jean Toal.
Can’t be
Ain’t on its knees begging; please, please I want to be Supreme Queen Toad forever and ever
Jean Toal would never be begging a real Republican for anything. She owns enough RINO’s and Democrats in the legislature to not have to beg a real Repub. Especially a has been one. By the way, unless Bob Coble and Betsy Gray can continue to keep it uncovers, documentation of Jean’s latest shenanigans should be out there soon.
That older woman is his mother.
Somer, is that you?
Will was this a screen grab from your iphone?
Because it appears that somebody “liked” the Mark Sanford announcement, as it has the “unlike” option under that post.
The problem is “revering” Carroll Campbell
Generally he was a big government Republican type that you latter day GOPers claim to abhor!
Bible verse is always useful when all else fails. Good luck, Thump.
Why do trust-fund kids have such fucked up nicknames?
To annoy the underclass.
Sorry, BradWarthenSucks Tumpy is not a trust fund kid. I ain’t sticking up for him, nor do I like him. His old man died leaving a messy estate. No $$ to speak of to leave the kids. Just some facts…
Someone needs to tell “Tumpy” that green is not his color. Who is the guy in the shirt?
WARNING! That is NOT official Shriner Clown garb! That person is an IMPOSTER!
fortunate son
great book
http://www.amazon.com/Fortunate-Son-Healing-Vietnam-Vet/dp/0802136907/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1358467907&sr=1-1&keywords=fortunate+son
great song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqHzPzQsMg
I can’t believe that Tumpy is standing next to that clown. That clown was arrested several years ago for sexually molesting a purple Teletubby doll — Tinky Winky.
That clown had the audacity to tell the judge that he didn’t fondle Tinky Winky because Tinky had been castrated the year before. “Castrated?” The judge asked. “How did you know that, did you look in his pants?” asked the judge.
“No your Honor, I actually worked in the Teletubby factory,” the clown responded. “His little lavender gonads had been removed.”
“Interesting. Which department?” the judge asked.
“Sir, I worked in the R&D section. It was actually the Test-Tickle Department.”
DAMMIT! You made me spit out my coffee – from laughing — good one!
Thank you Shifty. I’m just trying to follow your lead ;-)
You started the jokes r ‘ us thread!
ever see any really hot clown-porn from the 70’s;nothing like watching a dumb clown pulling out a not so dumb huge clown cock,and fucking his buffoon ass off
Sounds like Daddy the Governator. Ole Carroll made Strom look like a monk.
You are really Ronald McDonald, aren’t you? — CONFESS!
the great thing about so many horny ‘straight’ guys in ‘positions of power’;cops,doctors,politics,military,etc:no kissin’,huggin’,etc-they just want it up the butt
sometimes a good mean fuck is a lot better than ‘making love’
happy to oblige(breed ya,soon,bitch;-)…
What a lovely individual