SUSPENSIONS ISSUED IN SEPARATE “INCIDENTS”
Three six-year-olds in Maryland have been suspended from their government-run schools in the last few weeks for playing cops and robbers.
No really …
According to WBAL Radio the most recent “incident” – which consisted of two first-graders pointing fingers at each other pretending to shoot guns – took place at White Marsh Elementary in Tabot County, Maryland. Earlier this month a six-year-old boy at Roscoe Nix Elementary School in Silver Spring, Maryland, was suspended for pretending his finger was a gun.
No word yet on when the administration of Barack Obama will respond to these incidents with new “finger control” legislation … or announce “executive action” to take these fingers out (off?) of people’s hands.
Stay tuned, though … it’s coming …
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Does Dr Finger have any comment or insight on this?
Maryland is aka Lower Massachusetts.
Can you say: INDOCTRINATION!!!!…Liberals ‘Off Da Chain’ now…
Obama back in..and you can’t tell em nothing…
This is Liberal Shang-ra-la…Let em have at it..Get your gun, and sit back and relax…it’s gone be a show…
And when they have totally Torn down what’s left. Ripped the Constitution to Shreds…watch em tell you how it’s Bush’s and the GOP’s fault…
Get secure…and just laugh…if you got yours, you better hide it…they comin’ for it once they’ve eaten up all that you’ve given em…
Like a circus…
Like a CIRCUS is right! I put on my CLOWN SHOES and I’m READY TO ROLL!
Maybe the Headlines should read:
Six Year Olds Fingers have been Confiscated as a consequence of playing cops and robbers.
Seriously, think about it.
If every child that uses their finger to imitate a gun has their finger confiscated, cut off, chopped off, removed, guillotined or whatever you want to call it, then that specific finger can never ever be used as a pistol barrel again.
Nor can that finger ever be used to pull the trigger of a real gun.
If the offending tyke doesn’t get the message the first time and again uses one of his/her digits to imitate a gun, then whack off that offending digit as well.
Either the kid will learn that cops and robbers is not politically correct or he/she will go through life with nothing but thumbs and nubs.
If by chance this plan of action is implemented, then a similar plan should be implemented for all politicians/appointed officials/school board members, aka cockroaches.
Every time a male cockroach tells a lie, ½ inch will be cut off his pecker. Every time a female cockroach tells a lie, 10 pounds will be added to each of her butt cheeks.
Cockroaches either will learn not to lie or society will end being governed by cockroaches who cannot distinguish between the fantasy of a kid’s game and the reality that they are a bunch of goddamn fucking dickless fatass politically correct idiots.
Hell, would hate to see what the bastards would do if they caught the tykes playing Ring Around the Rosie
Probably classify the action as a precursor to adolescent circle jerks and label all the tykes as potential sexual perverts.
You can shut down this comment thread now. There is nothing to add to the conversation after the above post.
The potus has no imagination. The kids were just playing, unlike the potus who has only limited uses for his digits – he sucks his thumb while he has his finger UP HIS ASS!
This is EXACTLY what you KNEW would happen w/ Liberals Gone WILD…
LOCKED AND LOADED
Fits and Big T(urd) have been hanging out together for too long! Fits is starting to write the same ridiculous shit as Big T(urd) less the profanity.
Profanity – is that what that is? My cute refugee translator/reader has been pronouncing those words as – FLOWERS!
“Ridiculous Shit?” Well, DUH! What do you expect from a big ole TURD?
Off with their fingers!
The continued pussification of America.
Fingers are illegal to liberals…yet Obama lets the Ft. Hood Shooter bask in his murder of US Soldiers…
Obama calls Ft. Hood Workplace violence so he does not offend Jihad….
Liberalism..what’d I tell you….
REPEAL THE 2ND AMENDMENT NOW!!
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