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I changed my mind about this broad. In my current adventure, I am re-writing it to kill her on the 2nd page. She dies in a terribly gruesome manner. Ugh!
Kate Upton is a voluptuous supermodel who has posed in the Sports Illustrated Swimwuit Issue and she rocks the catwalk for Victoria’s Secret. Kate’s breasts have been a hot topic of conversation, and many people say that she has breast implants.
Well, we have done the research and concluded that Kate Upton most certainly does not have breast implants. Check out Kate walking down the runway in a bikini and you can see that her large breasts move in a way that only real breast can!
With that said, while the 19-year-old model doesn’t currently have breast implants I wouldn’t rule them out for Kate in the future. Kate has naturally large D-cup breasts and I bet she will end up getting breast implants and/or a breast lift in order to maintain the fullness that she will start to lose as she gets older (Just like Sophia Vergara did). Luckly, Kate has the breast tissue and body fat to properly disguise breast implant and they will probably look very natural on her if she does decide to get them.
Throwing up into a trash can December 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Okay, I’ve seen it.
It sez:
Hundreds of Brazilian women turned out for the Miss Bumbum “best buttock” competition. “These were women with but one objective: have their buttock chosen as the prettiest in Brazil,” says Cacau Oliver, organizer of the contest.
My feedback:
If you’re into “soul brother” – type asses, then yawsa, these dames are heaven on earth. Me? I’m throwing up into a trash can. Some things can be taken to extremes. Even though all these asses are genuine and one cannot inflate an ass with silocone, this is just gross.
As I ranked this girl — 95 — at “Kate Upton Sizzles,” she’s almost a perfect 100. She’s a natural beauty, extremely cute, with long-term good looks; i.e., she’ll be beautiful in her old age. Her only drawback can be blamed on her parents: her hips are misplaced and she lacks the necessary hourglass — Mae West or Elizabeth Taylor — shape.
She is all natural, no foams, gels, plastics, lipids, liquids, bags, or sacks inserted into her enormous breasts, which the photos and the youtube above suggest are D-cups. Natural Ds are as rare, fine and sublime as the best Grand Crus, such as a 2007 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild.
— Insect
My earlier epistle:
By Insect June 24, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Naturally pretty; beautiful dark eyes and luscious lips.
Would survive the swimming pool test – thrown in and makeup washes off – still looks marvelous.
However, her hair is somewhat died – 3 points.
Apparently genuine C+ cup boobs – a rarity.
Healthy size nipples – a rarity.
Beautifully proportioned legs including all-important thighs – outstanding.
Perfectly shaped arse, firm as a fresh tomato.
But hips are misplaced, too high — no Mae West. She tries to make up for this by all the sinewy poses which do not work. – 2 points.
Takes nice photos, seems happy, healthy, and a normal human being; and does not attempt to appear like a pole dancer.
Her parents would not object to these healthy photos.
I Google-imaged Jessie. Her nipples look a little puffy. Tiny is the better word, like the size of a quarter. Most googlers – ooglers don’t appreciate nipples. Good topic for discussion.
Indian chicks have very dark nipples. Only sick willie will tell us about Nikki’s nipples, but I ain’t holding my breath.
She also has a nice rear. It is natural and sized nicely. Would be interested to hear insect rate Bree Olsen. Another cutie is Brea Bennett. Really tight package.
She’s torturing me. I keep looking at the bottom-left corner of that picture, saying to myself, “That’s the sweet spot!!!” and then my angel replies, “Shame on you! You’re old enough to be her father!”
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.
After I ate her legs, I’d chomp on her arms. Every part of this magnificent female is a masterpiece. Better than chocolate. I would also allow her to chomp on me.
She’s not a pinup or cocksucker and I can’t find any bathing suit pictures of her but she exudes sex.
So, please find nudie pics of her and blog her for us.
Or else one of the other Downton Abbey girls.
Even the Downton Abbey household help — the chamber maids and cooks — are pieces of ass.
Remember, in America we had plantation houses where the household help messed around. In Europe they had manor houses and messed around. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manor_house
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Milas Kunis in your top 5?
You have poor taste.
O.K. Insect, have at it!
I think Insect already gave her one of his highest grades.
But I’m wondering if he would now deduct points for the moles and blemishes on the back of her legs.
NAAAAAAAAH!
I changed my mind about this broad. In my current adventure, I am re-writing it to kill her on the 2nd page. She dies in a terribly gruesome manner. Ugh!
The dope is in: no breast implants. TBTG.
Check out the youtube, watch the genuine articles bounce, and drool.
http://famousplastic.net/2011/09/09/kate-upton-does-not-have-breast-implants/
Kate Upton is a voluptuous supermodel who has posed in the Sports Illustrated Swimwuit Issue and she rocks the catwalk for Victoria’s Secret. Kate’s breasts have been a hot topic of conversation, and many people say that she has breast implants.
Well, we have done the research and concluded that Kate Upton most certainly does not have breast implants. Check out Kate walking down the runway in a bikini and you can see that her large breasts move in a way that only real breast can!
With that said, while the 19-year-old model doesn’t currently have breast implants I wouldn’t rule them out for Kate in the future. Kate has naturally large D-cup breasts and I bet she will end up getting breast implants and/or a breast lift in order to maintain the fullness that she will start to lose as she gets older (Just like Sophia Vergara did). Luckly, Kate has the breast tissue and body fat to properly disguise breast implant and they will probably look very natural on her if she does decide to get them.
That last picture is my jizz shooting past her face in a facial attempt
There
Are
No
Words
Words.
I can see R. Kelly in the last pic!!!!
What a great performance.
R. Kelley’s pee is green, at least in that Closet Video. He has so much disease, it might be brown.
needs freckles…
Freckles would be good. Enough solid meat on them bones, I could eat her completely, starting with legs & thighs. Macaroni on the side.
here is a pagent I would love to judge
http://designyoutrust.com/2011/12/brazil-chooses-miss-bumbum-a-tribute-to-the-countrys-favorite-female-anatomy-part/
Okay, I’ve seen it.
It sez:
Hundreds of Brazilian women turned out for the Miss Bumbum “best buttock” competition. “These were women with but one objective: have their buttock chosen as the prettiest in Brazil,” says Cacau Oliver, organizer of the contest.
My feedback:
If you’re into “soul brother” – type asses, then yawsa, these dames are heaven on earth. Me? I’m throwing up into a trash can. Some things can be taken to extremes. Even though all these asses are genuine and one cannot inflate an ass with silocone, this is just gross.
you must prefer a pie pan can
As I ranked this girl — 95 — at “Kate Upton Sizzles,” she’s almost a perfect 100. She’s a natural beauty, extremely cute, with long-term good looks; i.e., she’ll be beautiful in her old age. Her only drawback can be blamed on her parents: her hips are misplaced and she lacks the necessary hourglass — Mae West or Elizabeth Taylor — shape.
She is all natural, no foams, gels, plastics, lipids, liquids, bags, or sacks inserted into her enormous breasts, which the photos and the youtube above suggest are D-cups. Natural Ds are as rare, fine and sublime as the best Grand Crus, such as a 2007 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild.
— Insect
My earlier epistle:
By Insect June 24, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Naturally pretty; beautiful dark eyes and luscious lips.
Would survive the swimming pool test – thrown in and makeup washes off – still looks marvelous.
However, her hair is somewhat died – 3 points.
Apparently genuine C+ cup boobs – a rarity.
Healthy size nipples – a rarity.
Beautifully proportioned legs including all-important thighs – outstanding.
Perfectly shaped arse, firm as a fresh tomato.
But hips are misplaced, too high — no Mae West. She tries to make up for this by all the sinewy poses which do not work. – 2 points.
Takes nice photos, seems happy, healthy, and a normal human being; and does not attempt to appear like a pole dancer.
Her parents would not object to these healthy photos.
A Q-T-pie.
95 or A.
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I have to say that “puffy” nipples are preferable. Google “Jessie Rogers” for a really cute set of puffy nipples.
I Google-imaged Jessie. Her nipples look a little puffy. Tiny is the better word, like the size of a quarter. Most googlers – ooglers don’t appreciate nipples. Good topic for discussion.
Indian chicks have very dark nipples. Only sick willie will tell us about Nikki’s nipples, but I ain’t holding my breath.
Why would any of us credibly argue with Insect?
Bree Olsen’s are nice and NOT store bought
Agree. They are beautiful and natural. I love the way they move when she is riding a cock. She really likes cock and you can tell!
She also has a nice rear. It is natural and sized nicely. Would be interested to hear insect rate Bree Olsen. Another cutie is Brea Bennett. Really tight package.
She’s torturing me. I keep looking at the bottom-left corner of that picture, saying to myself, “That’s the sweet spot!!!” and then my angel replies, “Shame on you! You’re old enough to be her father!”
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.
Amen
After I ate her legs, I’d chomp on her arms. Every part of this magnificent female is a masterpiece. Better than chocolate. I would also allow her to chomp on me.
Earth to Will, earth to Will:
Just watched a rerun of Season Two, Downton Abbey, on PBS.
Many gorgeous, beautiful women there.
Season Three starts January 6th.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/downtonabbey/
Season Two included one rare piece of ass who died. Shucks.
See “Love / Loathe Chart”
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/downtonabbey/season2_characters_results.html
Lavinia is a piece of ass but she dies. Shucks.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/downtonabbey/season2_characters_lavinia.html
She has a fan club and is famous.
http://downtonabbey.wikia.com/wiki/Lavinia_Swire
She’s really Zoe Boyle.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/downtonabbey/season2_characters_boyle.html
She’s not a pinup or cocksucker and I can’t find any bathing suit pictures of her but she exudes sex.
So, please find nudie pics of her and blog her for us.
Or else one of the other Downton Abbey girls.
Even the Downton Abbey household help — the chamber maids and cooks — are pieces of ass.
Remember, in America we had plantation houses where the household help messed around. In Europe they had manor houses and messed around. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manor_house
Peace, bro.
Mr. Natural
https://dummidumbwit.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/new-riders-of-the-purple-sage-panama-red/
O.K. Sic, she’s nice but she’s had her week. Let’s move on!
Let’s have Brea Bennett next!
Nothing says Xmas like Bears and Tequila
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-SJ078HJVQ
Ah, men in tight trunks — hard bodies, lotion, far-off location, anonymity. I like! Grazi!
Uncle Remus feels sick after seeing that video. I suggest this one
http://galleries.penthouse.com/g/0132/25/?gpid=g939019-po
I’m with Uncle Remus!
Negro, that girl on the left, you can use her for bait. Ug.