Surprise! Liz And Dick Sucked
LINDSEY LOHAN’S LATEST MOVIE PANNED In news that came as a complete and total shock to everyonYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
LINDSEY LOHAN’S LATEST MOVIE PANNED In news that came as a complete and total shock to everyonYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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Now you’re not even trying to give us good stuff in this spot, Will.
Amen. I’m going on strike.
I especially liked the review mentioned on The Today Show this morning… that Gilbert Godfried does a better Liz Taylor than Lindsey Lohan.
Boz is right! This isnt some goddam movie critic spot, this is a t&a page. Get with it Will.
+1
Agree. don’t need cokehead ,batshit crazy women here.
But she does have spectacular tits.
Please remove this article immediately and replace with the usual that belongs here.
You’d still hit it and you know you would.
Yeah, she’s full-blown nuts, it seems, and that probably translates to a real thrill-ride in the sack, filled with both unbridled joy and unspeakable terror. What more could you want?
Then again who really believed that producers really cared whether Lilo could really pull off the part in the first place (duh??? as if???) save for her usefulness as a 24/7 pr chant machine drawing attention to the media fiasco the way maggots suddenly turn up at the first sight of a rotting carcass….
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/11/lindsay-lohans-role-in-liz-and-dick-reminds-twitter-why-no-one-hires-her-as-an-actress-anymore/
Don’t disappoint the boys with this weak article. I share these two truths from my private files:
(1) A girl may be ignorant, and she may be shapely, but she is never ignorant of the fact that she is shapely.
(2) Show me a woman who always has her two feet firmly planted on the ground and I’ll show you a woman who has to put her pantyhose on over her head.
I started watching it last night via DVR…..cut it off after about 35 minutes. Awful.
But I bet Lohan would be a fun weekend.