“IT’S A NICE DAY FOR A … WHITE WEDDING”
South Carolina’s most famous (and notorious) diva has decided to tie the knot, sources tell FITS … in fact she’s already posed for pictures in her stunning white lace wedding dress.
Kidding, people … the talented and lovely Kathryn Dennis is NOT getting hitched. At least not anytime soon (something every eligible Palmetto State bachelor just added to his “things I’m thankful for this Thanksgiving” list).
These pics are from a recent “Romantic Countryside Wedding” shoot featuring the 21-year-old redheaded model – whose pedigree, political activism and widely watched extracurriculars have made her one of South Carolina’s most talked about personalities.
Dennis’ shoot was the brainchild of Jessica Parks Rourke, a wedding stylist and event planner based in Columbia, S.C. Moore Photography did the pictures while Fern Studio provided the lovely floral arrangements.
Enjoy!
(Click to enlarge)
Pics: Moore Photography
UPDATE: If you’re wondering where the title for this post comes from, educate thyself …
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104 comments
OH, YES-YES-YES…………..
Formal wedding – redneck style – “WHITE SHOTGUN”
Your website. Your rules. But these type of postings are really boring. Is there some type of cash payment involved?
Yes there is financial motivation. This website is partnered with a firm that is pushing the laughable idea of doing a reality show featuring this train wreck. While watching a young attractive woman fall apart in drunken sluttiness is always a hit…there is no political angle and there is no connection to anyone in any position of power associated with it.
This is why we keep hearing about this person. There is no news of her actually being a part of anything important, holding an important position or doing anything of importance.
Claim to fame? interning at the Statehouse and banging a Democratic House Member.
Mr/Mrs What About. You are spot on. Will Folks has an obsession with the tawdry and gets the full support of his wife to peddle this bull shit.
Will Folks writes: “… featuring the 21-year-old redheaded model – whose pedigree, political activism and widely watched extracurriculars have made her one of South Carolina’s most talked about personalities.” This statement is press copy/ad agency hawking 101.
This chic is SC’s own Lindsay Lohan and Sic is doing a mighty fine job of pimping her. This site never met a skank it didn’t like. Pathetic.
Yep, boring.
the talented ………Kathryn Dennis
Pray tell what is her talent other than waking up with Woody?
Beautiful photos! Every mother-of-the-bride-to-be in SC is dying for the name of the photographer and the florist!!! Why not give them credit also?
Boring, melodramatic shots if you ask me.
Either a) this girl is paying you for these stories or b) you’re fucking her. That’s the only explanation for stories like this.
Or (c) he fantasizes about fucking her.
Why does FITS keep writing about her??? The article says she’s “SCs most famous, and notorious, diva” ?? What? How is she remotely famous? “One of SCs most talked about personalities”???? Are you kidding me? No one knows who she is.
I agree. Nobody I know has ever heard of her. She is apparently really low class in every way.
“pedigree”? Does that mean being related to some old crook SC politician, who again, nobody cares about.
The only people who know anything about her are the people that read this blog — and what we know about her isn’t good (dating Thad’s apple, for starters). She is like the Kim Kardashian of this website. I don’t get it. Will must have some strange fetish crush on her that makes him keep promoting and pushing her on a very non-receptive audience.
Seriously. Even if you Google her name it’s just pages of links pointing back to this site.
Commenting that she’s “no one” makes her someone. Congrats, you’re making her a bigger “star” than you claim she isn’t. Infamous might be a better word for her, but she has people talking.
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself
I’d like to bend her over and load her up like a shotgun
The only difference between this Skank and Honey Boo-Boo…Honey Boo-Boo has substance, and is more interesting.
FITS, you have, maybe, a couple of positive attributes, but Shilling for the Repulsive (no matter why you’re doing it) will Completely over-ride the one or two things you have in your favor…
Trying to peddle the Stupidity you are peddling w/ this….is like trying to raise the dead…
And you ain’t Obama…
“One of South Carolina most talked personalities?” That would be when FITS and her close friends and relatives got together.
And you, since you involve yourself in commentary on her.
Clue: Wanting to be elegant, beautiful and desirable…does not make one so….
In fact: It has the opposite effect.
Did you mention that all have EVER “HIT” to date is: A bearded toothless hag…and you had to pay for that…
You likely ain’t had IT since IT had you….
a non-photogenic diva, only in SC. All she’s missing is one of those cigarettes she’s often seen holding in Fits special file of unattractive women of SC.
everyone here is trashing her but i’d hit it.
So would I Tank but I’d have to look at her ID to make sure she is of age. Chick looks young to me.
I’d hit it, too. Hopefully I’d could finish up before the ash tray mouth kicked in. She’s not to athletic — kinda flabby, so you couldn’t do any wild yoga sex with her. Most heavy smokers and drinkers, like her, start to sweat out the previous night’s residue after about 10 mins. Hopefully you would be a near a pool to douse off in. (lots of chlorine)
I’m the Diva around here, not this bitch.
Honey, you’re from Bamberg. That says it all.
NOTORIOUS K.C.D. not B.I.G. WHAT WHAT
She is to diva what Danny Frazier is to ethical.
& you are what nothing is compared to…well..nothing.
We know from past posts that she’s got nice chubby tits sprinkled all round with freckles. We need pics of her ass tho. Wedding pictures are boring.
So are you, child.
makes you wonder how much other coverage of “news” on this website is bought and paid for? FITS, your credibility takes a massive hit when you try and pull such obvious BS
*DITTO*
I have paid for ZERO coverage on FITSnews.
Or been paid for coverage.
Her grandfather was Rembert Dennis, a crooked politician from Berkeley County. This makes her famous, beautiful, one-of-a-kind, better-than-you, worth-watching, and more famous. A building in Columbia is named after the grandfather, and has a brass statue of the grandfather. This makes her special. Her “Go screw yourself?” look makes her special too.
I think she is very pretty and I enjoy seeing her pictures. Why doesn’t she smile, is there something wrong with her teeth ?
she’s better than thou
Somehow I see Will Folks sitting at a cheap desk from Staples in a baggy pair of pajama bottoms with a baseball hat on backwards, thug style, typing away in his man cave. He types with one hand the other always holding his junk.
He is surrounded by plastic file buckets and stacks of old magazines. His creative genius is measured by his own yardstick. And it just gets better everyday. Like the late Micky Spillane said the best writing is when you type with a hard on. And you got to give the Devil his due. Sic’s wife says her hubby is harder than Chinese arithmetic when he be looking at his skanks!
absolutely hilarious – LMAO – thx !!!
For the love of biscuits, Will, what is the damned attraction here?
She OK, nothing to get all worked up about. So she’s got a once big deal family. So she’s in a college Republican club. So she got boned by Thad. What the hell else is that there that’s not obvious after we’ve eliminated all the bullshit hype about her?
There are 20 hotter models per square mile in Myrtle Beach. Ask Thad, he’s advising many of them on their first boob jobs. She certainly doesn’t seem to have much in the way of intelligence or common sense. And again, she’s just average.
Between the duds you keep putting in the lower right spot of the “second tier” and these stories about Kathyrn, the blog just ain’t sexxin’ us up good these days.
More upskirty high-heelie home shots, dude. Can’t go wrong there.
If you polled all the eligible bachelors in SC and asked them about her, 98% would say “Never heard of her. Does she swallow?”
Boz, you be tearing too many tickets in half to the sideshows. She ain’t no sword swallower.
However, “… She walks — She talks — She crawls on her belly like a reptile! Step right up! “
Yes, her claim to fame is that she came from a once-powerful, once-important, now-nothing family, that she has nice titties and freckles. She looks like a moron and the only thing I can think of is if she swallows. And how deep is her throat.
Entertained by the hype. Keep it up losers ;)
Hah! Fiesty.
Talk to me about who is a loser and who isn’t when/if you every really become someone of significance. Of course you’re entertained by the hype. It’s all you’ve got going for you. The fact remains that, whatever real qualities you have, political gravitas and exceptional star quality are not among them. You remain a sideshow diversion. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Step right up, folks …
It probably does suck having a vocabulary so small that the only commentary some of you can provide is 2nd grade status criticism. Educate yourself before you embarass yourself. Oh wait…
This old frog is amused by getting a lecture from a tadpole. But at the rate you’re going don’t be surprised if you croak before I do.
It’s a pitiful damned news week when this is the most active thread on this blog today.
Cheers to you for keeping it popular.
Thanks. It’s a gift.
“Old frog,” you sound like a “pathetic frog.”
Clever repartee is obviously not your strong suit. Don’t they teach that in hot political activist diva classes these days?
I wasn’t trained to spue bullshit to people that mean >nothing to me.
Obviously, nobody that dares criticize your over-privileged, arrogantly naive, narcissistic moderately cute ass means anything to you – or so you say. But you keep “spueing” anyway.
From her to you, so it seems. I’m glad that you have something to do tonight thanks to her…
Thanks for the “gift” of pissing you off :)
Boz, do you comment just to self-promote your lack of a twitter account?
Fact is, I’m answering email. I have email notification. I keep getting notified. I comment. Dipshit.
Kathryn, you answer these posts. Are you related to Billy Dennis? What is your relation to Rembert Dennis?
Yes, and Rembert C. Dennis is my grandfather.
S&M: Yeah, I notice she doesn’t seem to have much else to do either other than commenting on this nothing story.
KCD: Have another bump and another slash of whatever and try again. You haven’t pissed me off. I don’t dislike you. I actually do think you’re attractive, I’ve said it many times. You probably have other admirable qualities. Will’s constantly posting about you and hyping you beyond all reason is what is total bullshit.
Aw are you sad it isn’t you!
Since this article is bothering you so terriby, stop looking. Might help.
Ha ha! I would only promote you if you had discernible and proven talent. Will’s got the audience, though. It’s his game.
I don’t need/want anyone’s approval. I pray to God, not you.
I neither approve nor disapprove of you. And what does your religion have to do with anything?
My belief in God is why your words don’t affect me.
Terribly* ….before I’m attacked by the grammar police.
You have zero audience. And clicked on an article about ME. Creeperrrrrrrrrr
You know nothing about me and what kind of an audience I might or might not have. You’re just being defensively snarky. If I really were a creeper I’d go on and on about your lady parts, etc. Again, I respond because I get the messages via email, with the link back here. It’s actually kind of distracting. Takes away from deleting all the spam from cam hoes and such. Ignore me and I won’t respond. Simple, really.
You “know ” what you READ about me. Idiot.
OOO! Too clever and original for me. You pulled the dread “idiot” card.
Why don’t you ignore me! Now you’ve made it too fun for me to piss you off..
I’ll eventually go to bed. I’m old. You’ll be jacked up most of the night and once I’m asleep you’ll be spouting inanities on here or on Twitter at someone else, trying to be a female Todd Kincannon. Problem is, he has wit and a good bit of wisdom working for him. You lack both.
Did I need to pull the douchebag card? Match.com might be able to help you with that.
Pull whatever you want. No, wait, here’s an idea …
Pull my finger.
Ew.
You don’t even know me haha think I’ll keep posting just to irk you.
Can’t irk me in my sleep. Find another creeper. Haw!
I don’t want any, so thanks. Exactly my intent. I pray you wake up with nice things to say! Trust me, life is way better when you don’t let amyone prevent you from being happy.
Oh, pray teach me of life, tadpole.
I may have nice things to say about you tomorrow. Who knows? Already have, actually, just not all that goofy PR release type bullshit Will says about you. This was just a little evening diversion, for both of us. Nothing to get worked up about.
I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I did.
gnite
Pray to God. Not me.
“Pray teach” is old English. You don’t read Jane Austin, Miss Dennis? You went to Midland’s Tech?
Anyone who calls my Grandfather “crooked” is an idiot. Go to the library. Or just google his name. And watch your mouth.
A Pretty Smile:
I don’t know how I missed that picture with the beautiful smile – I am going to blame it on too early in the morning and not my age – My bad.
She does have a lovely smile in that one, for sure.
Holy smokes, KCD gives as much as she takes! She talks back! @BozMartin, you’re starting to go insane. She’s wearing you down. Another chick tried this sparring at FITS readers but it didn’t work so well. She’s the trailer park matron who goes on the local Myrtle Beach TV show and opens her legs. KCD has more class, except for that stupid cigarette, a huge turnoff.
STARTING to go insane? Do try to keep up, Moonshine. I’m on the return trip.
btw, I’m not in a contest with KCD. As I said, I respond to messages I get via email notification. Like this one.
“Wearing me down” … hogshit.
It’s also hogshit that Mande is a “trailer park matron”. Neither of these two young women fit that description. At all.
@BozMartin, who do you think has the fairest ass and fairest boobs — Mande or KCD? Just curious.
Never heard of her.
Can she spell?
Is this the same redneck chick who does nothing but try to live off her grandpa’s tainted legacy?
Nice photos: https://www.fitsnews.com/2012/06/06/sc-diva-arrested/
I hear that when she’s stoned (which is often) she can pick up playing cards with her labias. That’s real talent.
Boz, You got me as a fan. I’ve been to the fair and I’ve seen the bear. I was riding down the river on a shit house door when most of the people here were still crapping in their diapers. There are a handful of people who post here that have been to the mountain top and back a few times and are worth listening to. SparkleCity, JimLewis, SoftSigh, JudyChop, and even the liberal CYNSD. (missed a few others)
Kathryn C. Dennis is a mere pupae larvae nymph. I have ties older than her. Problem with little girls like her is she came out of the shoot too fast. Will Folks, her little jockey, is spanking the monkey as hard as he can. He’s got the crowd on its feet and Miss Dennis is luving it.
Boz, you could make her the Betty Page of the Grand Strand. She could be a big fish in a small pond. Problem is, Will Folks has got her as a little fish in the big internet pond. You are wasting your time answering her posts. You can’t get through to her. To quote Oscar Wilde, “Only the shallow know themselves.” If you don’t believe this, just ask her.
Keep ’em coming you Old Frog! “Step right up…”
I’ve been to sugar town, I shook the sugar down
Now I’m tryin’ to get to heaven before they close the door.
What’s that got to do with this redhead, Edgar Allen Poe?
Professor of what? It damn sure ain’t literature or music appreciation. Old 9″ is singing one by Bob Dylan. Professor got his degree off the back of a matchbook.
Wait I thought the bride was supposed to gain weight AFTER the wedding.
“one of South Carolina’s most talked about personalities.”
This website is the ONLY place I have ever seen this girls name or face. Sorry, she isn’t important.
– Hey Steph, I am so glad you figured out how to do the slohdseiw without me because it was so fun to watch it with fresh eyes. What an incredible time we had celebrating with these awesome families. What a privilege to be encouraged to snap away and capture all the details from the beginning to the end. I think the slohdseiw conveys the story of the day perfectly. You are a true artist! Great job!!! Amy