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“It’s Thanksgiving …”

CARVE THE TURKEY … THEN SLIT YOUR WRISTS How in the hell did our society go from children’s choirs singing “He chastens, He hastens His will to make known …” to sluts-to-be cooing seductively while licking mashed potatoes from their fingers?  We’re not sure, exactly … but our guess is…

CARVE THE TURKEY … THEN SLIT YOUR WRISTS

How in the hell did our society go from children’s choirs singing “He chastens, He hastens His will to make known …” to sluts-to-be cooing seductively while licking mashed potatoes from their fingers?  We’re not sure, exactly … but our guess is it has something to do with Barack Obama and mind control.

Anyway, here’s 12-year-old Nicole Westbrook performing “It’s Thanksgiving …”

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Yeah …

We made it to the 1:02 mark … at which point we forced one of our interns to watch it from the beginning.  They made to to the :49 second mark before smashing our computer and walking out the door – presumably never to be heard from again.

Released on November 7, “It’s Thanksgiving” has received 9.4 million YouTube views.  Of those bothering to share their opinion, 141,380 “disliked” the song compared to 19.399 who “liked” it.

Another mile marker on the road to perdition, huh?

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10 comments

jimlewis,owb November 19, 2012 at 2:36 pm

The Feds should put Frazier in a windowless room, pin his eyes open, handcuff him to a chair and force him watch this video on a constant loop.

Within a hour they should have all the information they need.

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Smirks November 20, 2012 at 8:04 am

He’d probably just go insane and chew his arms off to get out of there.

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Upstate November 19, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Anybody who is being thanked in this manner obviously fucked up pretty bad…..

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Lowcountryep November 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm

It’s not Thanksgiving!

Ms. Peachez says it’s CHICKEN KICK’N TIME!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM

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Upstater November 19, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Kept waiting for her to fellate that turkey leg.

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Jerry Sandusky November 19, 2012 at 6:33 pm

Now THAT’s something to be thankful for!

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Sailor November 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm

“Sluts to be”!! Com’on Sic, clean it up, the kid is TWELVE years old! And ya the video sucked!

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@BozMartin November 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm

It’s not any sluttier than the average child beauty pageant or “reality” show about same, or even the average middle school cheerleader dance routine. In fact, in reality is much less slutty. That is to say, by today’s standards, it’s not slutty at all.

God-awful? Oh, yes. Slutty? No.

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It's a Shame November 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Someone should be charging the parents of this obviously young girl with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor.

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Negro November 19, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Very white video but a brother was cooking out on grill!

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