… BY SOUTH CAROLINA’S EDUCRAT ESTABLISHMENT
A few months ago this website exclusively reported that Jessica Dorrell – the mistress of former University of Arkansas head football coach Bobby Petrino – was coming to Columbia, S.C. with her fiancée Josh Morgan.
Morgan – a low-level athleticrat at Arkansas – was hired earlier this year by the University of South Carolina swimming and diving program.
Now it appears as though Dorrell, too, has landed on her feet (as opposed to her back) in the Palmetto State. According to our sources, the buxom, 25-year-old blonde has been hired by the S.C. Association of School Administrators (SCASA) – one of the preeminent defenders of South Carolina’s worst-in-the-nation government-funded school system.
It’s not exactly clear what Dorrell will be doing for SCASA – a taxpayer-funded educrat lobbying organization – but our guess is that S.C. Senate “Majority Leader” Harvey Peeler (R-Cherokee) and State Sen. Nikki Setzler (D-Columbia) are making “staff” inquiries as we speak.
(Ba doom CHING).
One source familiar with Dorrell’s hiring told FITS she will be working “a few hours a week” with the organization doing fundraising work.
“She really is a solid fundraiser,” the source said.
As supporters of market-based accountability in education, we obviously loathe the SCASA and the waste, inefficiency and diminished academic achievement its lobbying perpetuates. However “times is tight” in the Obama economy and we’re not going to begrudge Dorrell for trying to scratch out a living.
We hope she fundraises upright, although if she did decide to go horizontal it obviously wouldn’t be the first time that’s happened in South Carolina.
Dorrell was an all-SEC volleyball player at Arkansas who was hired by Petrino as the student-athlete development coordinator for the Arkansas football program last year. While working in that capacity, she and Petrino – a married father of four – began a physical relationship.
How do we know this? Because Dorrell – who was engaged to Morgan during her affair with Petrino – was riding with the 51-year-old coach when he crashed his motorcycle on a rural Arkansas road in early April.
Petrino initially claimed that he was alone at the time of the crash – although that turned out to be a lie told in an effort to conceal his affair with Dorrell. When the truth came out, he was fired for what Arkansas athletics director Jeff Long termed “a pattern of misleading and manipulative behavior.”
After winning 21 games in 2010-11, Arkansas’ program has sputtered this year – dropping to 4-6 on the season after last weekend’s loss to South Carolina.
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Well, her involvement with an individual who showed a “pattern of misleading and manipulative behavior” certainly qualifies her for work in the South Carolina government.
Then, why isn’t she on Nikki’s staff?
“Then, why isn’t she on Nikki’s staff?”
All in due time….
amen, bro
Hasn’t the Guv. been known to like her some buxom blondes?
Congrats to Josh Morgan as he joins Michael Haley as two of South Carolina’s finest cuckolds!
Caughman would know! You’ll have to give up a little “back pay” for that coroner spot now. Just ask Randy he’ll be glad to show you the ropes.
What is a cuckold?
He is obviously gay and she is his beard. That is the only reasonable explanation.
I hear she’s a great fundraiser, why she can even do it on her back.
How bout some T&A shots? That’s all that really matters in SC.
Second that one. Exactly what are her qualifications for fundraising? Raising the pole to what degree?
That’s just crazy. Gummy girl got 20k to keep quiet. Any guy, coaches included, are ran outta town, reputation ruined.
So this is the girl who could have:
1. Sued the University of Arkansas for an insane amount of money,
2. Written a book and made the rounds on talk show circuit (cue Sarah Palin, Jenny Sanford, and Nikki Haley) which garners another insane amount of money,
3. Played the victim like so many other people do (cue Sarah Palin, Jenny “I need my privacy” Sanford and Nikki Haley).
What she actually did was:
1. Left the univerisity without any money,
2. Moved to SC to obviously repair her relationship, and
3. Got a job!
I think these are the people we need to leave alone and let them live their lives. No news here!
Too long, didn’t read. That girls a ho fo sho.
Excellent points!
@SOP. You forgot a few points
1. Seduced a married man for her own financial gain(publicity)
2. Garnered a position in gubmint (hired by arkansas as some kind of coach) based on her notoriety(The tried and true method in SC. Ask Tricki).
3. Cheated on her fiance with an older man.
4. Swaped her good paying gubming job with Arkansas for a better paying gubmint job.
Who knows why she got the new job though. Maybe she encourages vigorous workouts with, uh uh, for yeah for the atheletes.
Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with Obutthead in charge.
Frank Pytel
Edit:
Hell I’m older. Cheated on the man she intends to marry WITH ANOTHER MAN. Of course that implies her fiance didn’t know about it. IDK. Maybe he didn’t. IDK. what What WHAT?? IDK.
Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with Obutthead in charge.
Frank Pytel
She received $20,000 from the University of Arkansas in exchange for leaving town and never mentioning the affair.
Geeeez Sic, that’s brutal! I don’t think you’ll be getting a Christmas card from her this year!
All things considered, I actually would have to agree that it might be best to leave the young woman alone. Few of us get through our twenties without a few errors.
Agree
“Few of us get through our twenties without a few errors.” and yet just a short 70 years ago if you were in your 20s you were commanding at least a squadron and probably a wing of aircraft in World War II over Europe. Are we all satisfied that the young adults of today can’t / won’t accept the personal responsibility shown by their parents and grandparents?
As much as I’d like to, I can’t blame “Obutthead” for all the troubles today. We have way too many folks who have no concept of personal responsibility and accountability just to blame him.
Jim in AR, that’s a pretty sweeping statement to make. A lot of people in their 20s served this nation 70 years ago, but not all commanded a squadron or wing of aircraft over Europe.
I get your point, though, and it’s a damned good one.
Particularly Fits.
True.
What’s the old saying about “People who live in glass houses…”
Height of hypocrisy on the part of Fits, IMO.
In a related matter: Mark Sanford and FITS IMMEDIATELY submitted their applications to USC.
“If they’ll hire her, we orta have a shot,” our sources quoted FITS and Sanford as saying, after Dorrell got hired.
“That government gravy train we were ridin’ was the best thing we’ve ever blown. I want to get back up on that thang and giver another ride.”
FITS then giggled to Sanford “That’s what she said.”
lol…
Oh my, Big T(urd) is having a shot a humor and so early in the morning too!
Now that’s funny.
Didn’t think I would see the day, but damnit, that was a good one, T.
SIC?
Where exactly is the buxom??
Have a Great Day!! :) There won’t be many left with Obutthead in charge.
Frank Pytel
Take a bath you stinking Indian
To T: Isn’t that like the pot calling the kettle black????? You could get a job there too, but your just too plain old:)
You know, BigT’s post was actually kind of funny, I have to give him credit for that.
Thanks Smirks. Your guy is in power. You won the lection. No need to be mad. Good you can loosen up like that…
I agree Smirks. It was pretty funny.
Be careful, though. Nothing wrong with BigT wanting to bromance you a little, but he tends to take things to excess. First thing you know there will be the hug. Then the hug that lingers a bit too long. You see where I’m going with this. Best to curtail the kind works before he’s tricking you into hitting the showers with him.
Show us the buxomness!
It is simply not good form to reference the buxmomness without providing examples of same.
There ain’t no really good ones in here, but some are pretty damned funny.
https://www.google.com/search?q=jessica+dorrell+pictures&hl=en&tbo=u&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=qF2iUPHbF8zI0AHenIDwDg&ved=0CC4QsAQ&biw=1280&bih=860
OK. Obviously photoshopped, this pic of “Petrino” with the situation well in hand prior to the motorcycle crash – http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/840/petrinobeforethecrash2.jpg – is part of a spoof on a sports blog post. Funny stuff.
http://talksec.com/469437/dont-get-fired-from-arkansas-beat-lsu
Wez like to see those titties mam
with teeth like that she can clean an ear of corn in no time
So when Spurrier retires and we hire Petrino, the circle will complete itself.
Perfect fit. Of all the bass-ackwards states in this here union, where else would she land?
Perfect.
Some advice to Spurrier.
If you walk out of your office one afternoon and find this babe straddling a Harley inviting you to go for ride,
Run Forest Run
LOL
Winner
So he’s still thinking, “Yeah, she blew and fucked an old guy while were engaged… but I think I’ll still go through with the wedding… it probably won’t happen again.”.
I doubt it. He’s probably thinking “How do I get her to do it again so I can get a side of coot myself??”
Have a Great Day!! There won’t be to many left with Obutthead in charge. Yes I voted for him. Get over it REPUBLITARD!! :)
Frank Pytel
Maybe he’ll either grow a set or three strikes and ole Jessica is out?
They’re a hot couple.
People must be bufugly where you’re from!
interesting society we live in. He loses face and his career is wrecked. She come equipped with boobs so she gets a job promotion.
Don’t forget she also has an ass and a snootch. Those figure into the equation as well.
She will do what she does back… be a backroom darling. Harvey Peeler is always looking for a new conquest.
http://www.lostlettermen.com/photo-petrino-dorrell-halloween-costumes/
Nice, LMAO!
I’m sure she will bring a lot of substance and ass-ets to the job! She’s no fool and she obviously figured out quickly what makes the world tick.
Boy, ole Josh Morgan loves sloppy seconds, doesn’t he? Love how he denied up and down – baby, you spin me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round round round – that he and Ms. Dorrell were over.
Yes, it’s over
Oh, it was over
Too much, too little, too late to ever try again
Too much, too little, too late, let’s end it being friends
Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end