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SC: Stuck With Nikki Haley

ROMNEY LOSS MEANS NO NATIONAL GIG FOR PALMETTO STATE GOVERNOR “It’s a great day in South Carolina …” Errrr … maybe not. Palmetto State residents are stuck with scandal-scarred S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley for the next two years after U.S. President Barack Obama cruised to an easier-than-expected victory over “Republican”…

ROMNEY LOSS MEANS NO NATIONAL GIG FOR PALMETTO STATE GOVERNOR

“It’s a great day in South Carolina …”

Errrr … maybe not.

Palmetto State residents are stuck with scandal-scarred S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley for the next two years after U.S. President Barack Obama cruised to an easier-than-expected victory over “Republican” presidential nominee Mitt Romney this week.

Obviously that’s bad news for Palmetto State taxpayers … and anybody with a Social Security number.

Although she repeatedly downplayed speculation about accepting a job in a prospective Romney administration, it was widely assumed that Haley – the highest-profile South Carolina politician to endorse the former Massachusetts governor ahead of South Carolina’s “First in the South” presidential primary – would receive an appointment in the event he won.

Now Haley must decide whether to continue chasing national press clippings 24/7 or actually stop for two seconds and try to govern this ass backward state.

What will she do?  You tell us …

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31 comments

? November 7, 2012 at 12:01 pm

“govern this ass backward state”

Given her track record of being able to govern backing her ass into stuff I’d say she’s well qualified.

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? November 7, 2012 at 12:02 pm

btw, “pew, pew pew pew, pew!” muthafuckers.

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A Humble Chef November 8, 2012 at 11:28 am

Hilarious! Nice one.

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Silvio Dante November 7, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Dear Barack,

You got something for her? Anything…show some bipartisan love and make Trikki an amabassador. Huntsman got a post and speaks Mandarin. Trikki must know Bengali.

Please help us out.

Signed, All of us

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GreenvilleLwyr November 7, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Does she speak Arabic? If so, I hear Libya has some nice beaches…

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L.Merchant November 7, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Stuck with or stuck in? BOOM!

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jurisdoc November 7, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Where’s the option “continue sucking cock” in your poll?

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Andy November 7, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Nikki Haley gave no specifics in the campaign of 2010, yet she won election. Mitt Romey gave no specifics in the campaign of 2012 and was repudiated by voters who could see what a piss poor strategy that is. What does this tell you?

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WhatDHEC November 7, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Umm, that there’re some folks here that’ll believe anything.

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SOUTH BEACH November 7, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Maybe we get lucky and she takes a page from her hero Sarah Palin and resign as Governor and travel around the next two years trying to make people think she’s smart. Only difference in the two of them is that Haley doesn’t have a”knocked up” daughter who thinks she can compete on Dancing with the stars.

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Dr. (Well I'll Be) M.D. November 7, 2012 at 1:24 pm

YET!

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insider November 8, 2012 at 9:51 am

Bazinga!

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Sailor November 7, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Did Nikki have a face-lift or is that an old pic?

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Lexington Voter November 7, 2012 at 2:01 pm

My God, we are srtuck with o’Bomination for 4 more years and Haley for, at least, two more! God help us we are screwed!
Many people, in line to vote with me, feel just as I; They are one in the same O’Bama and Haley, twins separated at birth.

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little rocky from arkansas November 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Sylvio: —plus one

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Lamda November 7, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Sexiest pic that exists of Nikki Haley. Makes me want to take off the foil and eat her like a silver bell.

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Pigeon dodo on the dome November 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Think I’ll puke, at the thought.

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SOUTH BEACH November 7, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Bet it taste like curry powder.

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Uncle Remus November 7, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Now that old Mitt’s out of the way, wonder if she will ride that big, black cock of Obama to a new job. I hear that thing is thick and long!

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Prophylactic Paul November 7, 2012 at 3:01 pm

He’s a pencil dick.

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Uncle Remus November 7, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Me’s not so sure. He seems to lean to the left a bit. Must run that big anaconda down the left leg if you know what i mean.

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Uncle Remus November 7, 2012 at 3:00 pm

8========>

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Mr. Dixie November 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm

“Nikki Haley gave no specifics in the campaign of 2010, yet she won election. Mitt Romey gave no specifics in the campaign of 2012 and was repudiated by voters who could see what a piss poor strategy that is. What does this tell you?”

It tells me that Mitt Romney should have gotten Sarah Palin to put her arm around him like she did. Do you think Palin still has the magic ?

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davis November 7, 2012 at 5:54 pm

She needs to grow some backbone and tell the federal government to ‘FUCK OFF”. It has to be clearly evident to all South Carolineans” that Washington is incapable of solving the problems that plague our country. You think that she has ever heard of nullification?

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Aesop November 7, 2012 at 6:54 pm

So Bobby Harrell has trounced his opponent and will return to the House. And Haley is expecting the House and Senate to take up her ethics reform package that her special ethics commission will draft. Harrell will take that ethics reform package and shove it up Haley’s ass.

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notagain November 7, 2012 at 9:42 pm

oh, nikki. you were, for a brief time, so hot. then genetics started kicking in. fallen ass, angular face, beaver teeth. It was so good back then. but now? remember how it was. now Mitt is gone. national opportunity is minimal. where do we go from here? Sara’s polish is lackluster, the convention is over and, since Mitt lost, mostly meaningless. the big gamble lost. the teaparty is waning. what to do?

Well, the last thing to do is to come back and start governing this state for the first time. We have felt how that feels the few times you have tried: Savannah ports, Amazon, DOR data hacks, etc., etc. Beyond that, we have done quite well without you, thank you. We can eke by for another two years and hopefully do it right in 2014. Thanks for nothing, Nikki.

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porchsitter November 8, 2012 at 1:45 am

Meanwhile, Curtis Loftis continues to piss up her leg. Must of hurt the ol’ bug man to see her take the SC for Romney campaign from him, and then drive it into the shitter of losing to Newt. So while Curtis stayed off and sprayed, Trikki Nikki took off and played. Curtis will have his day, and Trikki Nikki will have a year off to find her (k)night while the first cuckold teaches Afghan farmers how to grow pot and poppies.

Question to Will: While you were running with her and running from recovery, did you two share a few illicit drugs? Time frame is right, and Senator Larry Martin might want to know.

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insider November 8, 2012 at 11:11 am

Coke?

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insider November 8, 2012 at 9:57 am

Family business is closing, again. So no job there. Mitt lost, no job there. Nobody in town will hire you. What’s a girl to do? Hope thoses off-shore accounts are enough.

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Frank Wilson November 8, 2012 at 10:10 am

Anyone hear from Big T ????

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A Humble Chef November 8, 2012 at 11:36 am

Come on now, you gotta admit that she looks alright in that picture, better than any candid picture I’ve seen. She generally repulses me from a sexual standpoint, but she’s a 4 drink fuck in that one, easy. That grill on the other hand….makes my mule shrivel back inside of me for safety. Them chompers is scary boys!

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