Joe Biden In 2016?
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He has to beat Hilary in the primaries first.
I propose they settle it mano a mano (Hillary is more qualified for this than Joe). Fisticuffs babeee!
““After it’s all over, when your insurance rates go down, then you’ll vote for me in 2016,” he said on the call.”
Ha! His first gaffe for the 2016 run. These elections are becoming more fun than late night tv monologues.
I’ll take him running in the primaries at the very least. Hopefully speaking at multiple primary debates will yield a healthy crop of gaffes, because this year he’s been a bit dry on that front.
Joe Biden and Alvin Greene, a Demacrap dreamteam in 2016.
Joe is twying to skweez in a fu mo minuets of fame cause heezs gots da inside twact on info and da downlo awound da beltway is
“turn out the lights,,,,,,,the party’s overrrrrrr.”
Biden makes Quayle look like a Rhodes scholar.
Look for Gov. Sheheen to do well in the 2016 Democratic primary.
Joe Biden is the epitome of the democrat party….
He’d be a GREAT nominee…but I doubt he will run, if you’re basing it on FITS’ delusional hope that Romney loses…
Better a first term Biden than a second term Romney in 2016.
What Does the Future Hold by the End of 2016
Locally: The late Senator Jake Knotts was laid to rest today. He was killed in a freak accident while barbecuing in the back yard of his just completed 50,000 square foot Lexington Lake Front Mansion. Reports are that while lighting the charcoal the Senator farted and the volume of gas was so great it ignited and the resulting explosion blew the Senator’s asshole clear over to Bomb Island. According to Caughman-Harman the Senator will be buried minus his asshole however there is a reward for anyone who finds it and returns it to the Lexington County Republican Party. Plans are to have it bronzed and placed at the entrance to their offices for staff and visitors to kiss as they enter the building.
State: Former Governor Nikki Haley has given up her day job at Starbucks to re-enter politics. According to insiders she is switching parties and will be a front runner to be on the 2016 Democratic ticket. If this doesn’t work out the former Governor will take over her Daddy’s chain of Gypsy Hot Dog Carts currently serving all major cities in the State. She does not plan a change to their logo: “One for a Nickel, Three for a Quarter”
National: Joe Biden wins the Democratic nomination for his 2016 Presidential run. His campaign slogan is: “If you have ever put your foot in your mouth or shoved your head up your ass then you need to vote for your soul brother, Joe”.
International: The First National Bank of China by the end of 2016 will have successfully consolidated all banks in the US. Due to the goddamn unbelievable fucking astronomical debt level reached by the Obama Administration the Yen will replace the Dollar effective January 1, 2017. A protest was filed by the Manufacturers of Wheelbarrows who expect a sharp decline in sales since citizens will no longer need wheelbarrows to carry enough money into a store to buy a loaf of bread.
That’s funny!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, that last paragraphy is priceless(literally) OWB.
Good job.
China???
Odds are that some time in the future they will feel froggy enough to make a grab for Taiwan, will get their nose bloodied as hell by Taiwan but occupy it in the end, we get involved, the whole Pacific region becomes a nuclear wasteland and South America & Australia come out on top while the US & China become second/third class nations due to being bled dry by the Pan-Pacific War of 2020.
If Knotts was buried sans asshole there’d be nothing to bury.
Damn comic gold.
“Uncle Joe” Biden = Full of shit but you can’t help but kinda like him.
Every family has one!!!!!!!!!!!
That said, I wouldn’t vote for him for Prez.—–County Council maybe……….
Huntsman or Christie probably would get my vote if they ran as independents.
As a proud independent though I always hold out hope that the country will come to its senses and elect a solid independent.
The Republican base has shifted so far to the right they are two steps away from being facists and the far left is in la-la land.
I do think that time will come when an independent wins as POTUS >>> probably sooner than later
Geeeezus H. Christ, don’t start that shit again before the votes are counted tonight!!!
Fuck U BigT, Obama Won
Won’t he be like 157 years old by 2016?
Actually, this makes it pretty interesting – aren’t these the same guys who were “salivating” to run against Obama for his second terms? This salivating thing is probably a pretty good thing for them after having the taste knocked out of their mouths last night – an election where Florida is still too close to call, yet the President has already won an electoral landslie with or without Florida…likely no candidate for the GOP in his or her right mind is is “salivating” at the thought of getting these bozos (bozets?) to work on their campaign.