OK, One question… WHO CARES about Jessica Simpleson? She dropped her baby weight and for what? So she can pimp herself out. Face it, she’d got no career left. She’s about one trip to Best Buy away from being the next Kim Kardashian.
I’ve never cared for Jessica Simpson. Her face looks like a man’s face. Her sister Ashley is somewhat attractive, just as long as she doesn’t try to sing.
There is not a man on this board who wouldn’t want to ride that big-tittied bitch.
That girl would be all over you, because she needs to fulfill her desire to be wanted and loved. She is a giver, and you;d be very happy when it was all over.
She used to be cute when she was young. But she’s had so many operations on her face, I’m jaundiced against her. (Her original nose looked fine to me, and her original ass was adorable.)
I like ’em plump, more to chew on, bite, squeeze, hold onto, push into, etc. But three days is enough. Please, next slide. Don’t do this to us for a whole weekend.
These insulting comments about our distant cousin are disgusting. You men should all go do something useful, like mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes. Stop thinking about your genitals all the time.
Uuuuuuuh Marge? If you’re related to Joe, maybe you should talk to him about commenting on her huge titties instead of scanning blog comments that you don’t like. You must be an idiot if you think her whole career hasn’t been based on sex. Maybe you didn’t watch her wash the car for her Dukes of Hazard video…..
Homer likes watching Jessica in wet t-shirts and doing those filthy things. For that, I often refuse to make his breakfast or sandwiches. Jessica sometimes goes adrift and shows off her titties, it’s true. She’s a dear sweetheart though. Keep your thoughts above your belts.
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UUggh. Shhheeiiit!! :) 8)
Frank Pytel
She might be a little heavy, and she might be a little dumb, but I love those titties and I bet she would work hard to make it good for you.
You’d enjoy the ride.
I’d much rather ride this wench than that “pretty sweet little Taylor Swift.”
I’d take sweet little Taylor Swift sitting on my face while Jessica bounced that fat rump on my hard cock…….
Gross my mule. Them titties are manufactured by DuPont.
No man. Them’s the real deal bra!!
Have a Great Day!! :)
Frank Pytel
OK, One question… WHO CARES about Jessica Simpleson? She dropped her baby weight and for what? So she can pimp herself out. Face it, she’d got no career left. She’s about one trip to Best Buy away from being the next Kim Kardashian.
I’ve never cared for Jessica Simpson. Her face looks like a man’s face. Her sister Ashley is somewhat attractive, just as long as she doesn’t try to sing.
You talking about the Judds?
You know how I know you’re gay?
There is not a man on this board who wouldn’t want to ride that big-tittied bitch.
That girl would be all over you, because she needs to fulfill her desire to be wanted and loved. She is a giver, and you;d be very happy when it was all over.
Besides, you could go motorboating!
She used to be cute when she was young. But she’s had so many operations on her face, I’m jaundiced against her. (Her original nose looked fine to me, and her original ass was adorable.)
I love leather girdles and leather panties on a woman! The smell reminds me of a new car!
Glenn, I know that’s you — hush up silly. :) :)
O.K. Sic, let’s move on! We’ve seen Mrs. Sic so we know you know what an attractive woman looks like, so let’s have some in this space!
Right-o. Enough tits, ass please.
Don’t listen to the whiners just yet, Sic. I can stand to see this on the front page at least to this weekend.
Have a Great Day!! There won’t be many left with Odumbass in charge.
Frank Pytel :)
She’s getting paid milliions to hopefully lose this weight…..who cares anyway????? She is a hasbeen!!!!
I like ’em plump, more to chew on, bite, squeeze, hold onto, push into, etc. But three days is enough. Please, next slide. Don’t do this to us for a whole weekend.
I’d suck every drop of liquid from her pot, whatever flavor, and lick it clean.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….2 girls 1 cup comes to mind. Lick it clean even if it was filled with ’shit and puke’ flavor?
ND, Now, that’s really revolting.
John Mayer said she was a freak. Good girl…
“Now put your pointer right here between my lips and I’ll shake my ass for you.”
These insulting comments about our distant cousin are disgusting. You men should all go do something useful, like mow the lawn, wash the car, do the dishes. Stop thinking about your genitals all the time.
Uuuuuuuh Marge? If you’re related to Joe, maybe you should talk to him about commenting on her huge titties instead of scanning blog comments that you don’t like. You must be an idiot if you think her whole career hasn’t been based on sex. Maybe you didn’t watch her wash the car for her Dukes of Hazard video…..
Homer likes watching Jessica in wet t-shirts and doing those filthy things. For that, I often refuse to make his breakfast or sandwiches. Jessica sometimes goes adrift and shows off her titties, it’s true. She’s a dear sweetheart though. Keep your thoughts above your belts.