… OR SO SAYS CLAUDIA ROMANI
We absolutely positively hate it when celebrities weigh in on politics … although Italian-American model Claudia Romani’s endorsement isn’t as grating as most.
And let’s face it, while we’re not fans of Barack Obama – or GOP nominee Mitt Romney for that matter – we’re all about freedom of expression around here.
Romani, 30, recently beat out the likes of Iryna Sheik, Miranda Kerr, Naomi Campbell, Kate Upton and Gisele Bündchen to win VH1’s 2012 “Best Bikini Body.” No word on whether she was wearing her “Obama” two-piece at the time.
Enjoy …
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Pics: Splash News
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26 comments
My labia is engorged.
Obama’s head is up her butt.
Cute / vaguely pretty.
Beautiful hair.
Pretty smile.
Perfect teeth.
Nice skin.
Solid flat tummy.
Solid and right-sized thighs and calves.
Butt excellent tomato shape, somewhat large but (currently) attractive.
Small, B-cup bosoms. 10 points.
Wide hips. 10 points.
80, B-
No deduction for the tramp stamp?
Insect, isn’t there some kind of sliding scale type criterea you can use on the basis of procreation?
I mean, for instance: if the criterea is birthing babies doesn’t that change the hip score?
Ultimately I digress to your creepy expertise, but I’m just trying to figure out your methodology and see if there’s any room for adjustments in your ratings.
Insect, you’re getting picky! She is at least a 90-95!
I think what Insect likes is the classic beauty — think about the paintings of Renoir – huge tits, plump asses — and Elizabeth Taylor – huge tits, plump ass plus hourglass figure and knockout face.
A tramp stamp and an Obama bikini bottom.
Probably not the first or last time we’ll see that combo.
Her ass is bigger than a medicine ball but I’d love to make it bounce.
I’d hit it — out of spite. Do her doggy style and pull her hair.
But, I’d have to get it on camera–Obama chick might accuse me of something and extort money.
Don’t forget the donkey punch.
My boyfriend Jim has bigger tits,butt nice caboose for pulling train.Sloppy sevenths sound good…
It’s obvious she’s an Obama supporter as she clearly likes taking it up the ass. It’s more of an invitation than an endorsement.
Obviously, they are BOTH assholes…
high heels in the sand.
I’m not sure what the difference is between a celebrity weighing in on politics and someone from Fox & Friends. Both have the equal right and the celebrity probably knows more.
When I was a kid, I had a pair of glasses with a nose like that.
Nose?! What nose?
I prefer a bit more muscle tone and at my age can afford to be picky.
And by that I mean to say that at my age the only way I’m getting anything near that hot is to pay for it.
This is way better than Katy Perry’s pro-Obama outfit.
Take away the high heels and her arse would be rather oversize. (heels were used for the illusion of longer legs) Such an arse at her age, with her southern European genetic makeup, tends to grow larger as she matures. Insect is spot on with his assessment.
The girl has eaten lots of buttermilk biscuits & gravy to develop such an abundant ass. However, she should now switch to fresh vegetables and fruits.
I bet she do two @a time in the butt,and with this economy…HObama!
Next.
A lot sexier than Mormon underwear!
Humboldt suspects Insect thinks Elizabeth Taylor was a great piece of ass. I agree five hundred percent. She had the tits, the ass, the great looks. Her husband sure thought so.
The New York Times, Friday, October 26, 2012
Books of The Times
“The Richard Burton Diaries,” Edited by Chris Williams
During the late 1960s and early 1970s, the years he most assiduously kept a diary, the actor Richard Burton (1925-84) had the following pet names for his wife, Elizabeth Taylor: Lumpy, Booby, Old Fatty, Shumdit, Cantank, Old Snapshot and the Baby.
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So many lurid and appalling books have been written about Burton and Taylor that it’s hard to see them plain. “The Richard Burton Diaries” is, however, true to why tabloid writers flocked to them: It’s a love story so robust you can nearly warm your hands on its flames.
Taylor is in her late 30s in most of these entries; he is in his mid-40s. “E is my only ism,” Burton writes. “Elizabethism.” While she was away, he noted, “I miss her like food.” He calls Taylor “an eternal one-night stand” and “beautiful beyond the dreams of pornography.” He declares, “She is a prospectus that can never be entirely cataloged, an almanac for Poor Richard.”
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But Burton didn’t shy from critiquing Taylor’s looks. She is “still a little tubby,” he writes in 1969. He notices her “ever-present baby double chin.” He types: “The breasts, despite their largeness and considerable weight, sag very slightly but no more than they did 10 years ago. Her bottom is firm and round. She needs weight off her stomach.”
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Burton and Taylor married twice, in 1964 and 1975. They were divorced twice as well, in 1974 and 1976. They went through hell. But you believe the Burton who writes: “I love that woman so much sometimes that I cannot believe my luck.”
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Malcolm Forbes called Elizabeth Taylor the most beautiful woman to ever live. I got no problem with that.
She’s just another useful idiot, comrades.