Upstate Teacher Sexcapades
A public school kindergarten teacher and a Baptist daycare teacher in Boiling Springs, S.C. have beeYou must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
previous post
next post
16 comments
So Wil, did ya get any strange at those parties?
You have to check out Audrey B. Grabarkiewicz’s Facebook page. Scroll down her wall—it’s replete with “Why do we feel attracted to ones we can’t have” and “I’m living my life and sick of people judging me.” SO sick when you know what’s underneath all that.
Fits, I’m surprised you missed the teacher in Clinton busted for giving out extra credit at the local Quality Inn.
http://privateofficernews.wordpress.com/2010/06/25/clinton-sc-teacher-arrested-on-sex-crimes-www-privateofficer-com/
Holy shit!
Now, sic, THAT pic right there, at the top of this story …
THAT’S the kinda grabber ya need to put on those Chambergate stories. I’m serious.
I know you know how to be Sic better’n anybody, and yer a damned goodern, but I still think you are missing the boat with all those pics that look like they came out of a guide to municipal buildings or a timeshare brochure.
I know Boz, who is fasting from political commentary this week, would agree.
He often has sex with witches on alters made of cheeseburgers, btw, and doesn’t see why anyone would have a problem with that … but sez the hot little batshit crazy tea party chick lost him completely with the whole no masturbation thing.
That’s just fundamentally WRONG, he says.
9 out of 10 of us voices in his head agree.
He would also like to alert you that Michael Reagan will be addressing the annual convention of the Myrtle Beach Area Chamber of Commerce in October, and sez it would be big fun if a bunch of those Chambergate perps got popped that day.
He’s SO twisted!
Bleached middle age blonde bimbos. I can see why their husbands ditched them, but darn sorry the kids need to learn what losers their parents have.
I was never invited to the cool parties when I was in school.
the ice cream trucks sell drugs in upstate sc too.
“Dad, I am going over to my teacher’s house for some tutoring. She said I was falling behind on my poontang assignments.”
Alphonse, you STILL don’t get invited to any cool parties – it shows!!
Priceless.
To be fair, it’s not like these aging trailer trash weren’t pulling trains in their youth, but they should be pulling age-appropriate trains now instead of trying to relive their days of glory.
Reckon they aint much t’ do up thare.
/// they should be pulling age-appropriate trains ///
Now that’s funny right there … you know the rest …
Please don’t mention Boz. That nutjob will be posting unibomber rants in no time. Let’s ignore him and maybe he goes away.
Jeffy01, you bitter, bitter twit … don’t blame me if you can’t keep up with me or comprehend anything beyond a short paragraph. Some of us were actually able to overcome our shitty SC educations.
Boz, a thirty second TV commercial is considered long by today’s standards. Lots of people can not debate you if you post something 3 paragraphs or longer. Just use short sentences and try to avoid using parenthetical phrases. It is really hard to comprehend long sentence structure when you move your lips while reading. You might try bullet points. Some of that Unabomber stuff was prophetic. However, I never got around to reading the rants from the Un(i)bomber. ;-)
Good points, snake.
In actual fact, I don’t consider people in my home state to be more ignorant than those from other places. They just get caught at it more often, because there is a high level of pride in ignorance that militates against it staying hidden.
It’s like the Jake Knots saga. Some people seem to have the attitude that says “Sure, he’s a dumbfuck biggoted redneck asshole, but he’s OUR dumbfuck bigotted redneck asshole!”
I was born in NC but moved to SC in 3rd grade. For me, it used to be a toss-up as to which state I preferred to claim as my own. In the last year or so, I’ve started to notice more and more how the sky really IS Carolina Blue after all. ;)
Comments are closed.