Another week, another national embarrassment for South Carolina.
Less than 48 hours after the story first broke here on FITS, the infamous “Cemetery Sex Scandal” involving one of S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster’s deputies has made it all the way to the Jay Leno Show.
After noting that “I love this story” (and reminding people who our governor is), Leno noted that the South Carolina official, Roland Corning, had been caught in a cemetery with an “18-year-old stripper, a bag of sex toys and a bottle of Viagra.”
“To be fair … people do grieve differently,” he joked.
You can watch the monologue for yourself by clicking here …
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Remember, in a cemetery, everyone gets laid. Even old ugly people.
But in most cases, dirt is on top of the old ugly people.
What ever punishment Roland Coring gets I promise you it won’t be enough or harsh enough! But at least the national media hasn’t gotten wind of the guy in Longs that was caught repeatedly molesting a horse! I firmly believe that when people are caught committing acts that reflect poorly on the hard working honest people of SC these idiots should be made an example of, and if those people are in positions of trust then there should a multiplier effect (similar to Federal sentencing guidelines)…
What the fuck and suck is wrong with a little afternoon delight?!?
Mande darling, would you please compose one of your patented posts (I don’t care if it’s incoherent) on why prostitution should be legal in this great country of ours. Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN_BBzYdBvk
Stupid Starts At The Top In South Carolina.
It’s hit KTLA website as well – Columbia idiots become national news… lol
Maybe, he was just dying to get in her pants! (rim shot~~~) The young lady is a “pole dancer.” Can she sue for defamation of character, as everybody is referring to her as a prostitute? I have heard that NPDFU (National Pole Dancers Federation Union) has retained Mr. Coring and they are thinking about going after McMaster if he pursues charges. Craig’s List has sent a generous donation. Cemeteries are public places, anyone can visit. Viagra can be legally transported in a vehicle in SC as long as you have a valid prescription. Using sex toys in a car is a lot like texting. Not illegal, but you should have your hands at the 10 and 2 position on the steering wheel. The police officer also found in the car a tube of Maximus–male enhancement lotion. The officer asked Mr. Coring if the lotion really worked. Mr. Coring replied; “I guess so. I have never had it not work as long as it is being applied by an 18 year-old stripper.” :-)
I wondered how long it would take before this hit national TV. Thanks to Sanford and Wilson, we are being watched for more of this kind of behavior. My question is: who the heck goes to a cemetary in the daytime to have sex? What was this guy thinking? AND this is the guy who was a major name in the opposition to abortion! One question begs to be asked. What would he have done if the young woman got pregnant????? Man, Speaks loudly about McMaster’s ability to lead the state. He just keeps getting bad press. (texts to Trey, Craig’s List, employees having sex in the afternoon….) BTW, prostitution probably should be legalized, regulated, taxed and good health care provided.
More soon……….
More soon……….
Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!
Gets laid, hopefully gets risen and attains heaven after paying close attention to the straight and narrow, returns joyfully at the second coming. Actually there is quite a bit to work with here.
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